"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to"

[panader0]

Dorothy Parker
Here's a great site for some of her best zingers:


http://womenshistory.about.com/od/quotes/a/dorothy_parker.htm

[Pholus]

1. Totally an awesome quote.

Can't wait to use that one tomorrow.... :)

[csziggy]

2. Thanks for the site - some great quotes there!

I think this one is my favorite:

Now, look, baby, 'Union' is spelled with 5 letters. It is not a four-letter word.

ETA - this one is not bad, either:

Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.

[Control-Z]

3. Thank you.

That site was the highlight of my evening. (And it's been a pretty good night.)

[EFerrari]

4. That's great.

lol

[guitar man]

5. Great find!

• You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

• You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.

• This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.

:rofl: