N.Y police say Micheal Moore should have left the crime scene ribbon up (dark humor)

[wroberts189]

It would have saved NY some money however small ..."We are all so broke" said one Officer "we all chip in to buy that yellow police line tape.." "After today's debacle it is hard to keep people back. "We have already confiscated several thousand pitchforks." Said another officer who wanted his identity to remain secret in fear of Goldman Sachs hired XE/Blackwater thugs rappelling into his one bedroom studio he shares with his wife and kids.

After today's Congressional hearings in which executives at Goldman Sachs evaded clear evidence of fraud and insider trading..SWAT teams, the FBI and SEC agents descended on the building.

Low level employees were checked out and allowed to leave .. the higher ups refused to come out. Stating that although they lied and robbed people blind in the biggest heist of the century they were just acting in the best interests of their shareholders. Which is their fiduciary duty.

Besides they said "Corporations are people and have extra rights such as liability protection."

Local law enforcement was not amused. Especially when they learned the corporation had installed heavy artillery and snipers courtesy of XE/Blackwater.

Negotiations are ongoing ..the corporation is threatening to destroy and liquidate all pensions,municipal bonds, as well as other investments and wreak devastating economic havoc wherever possible. It was heard by a bystander that one of the holdouts yelled ..."You see what's happening to Greece? "Your up next suckers!"

Corporate executives are demanding access to their private jets to leave the country.

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Yea I know.. I am just wishing justice would come to these crooks.

On edit: Maybe it will ... at least the truth finally made it out there. And their reputation is toast.

[Cassandra]

1. A one bedroom studio...

is a contradiction in terms.

[wroberts189]

3. True..my mistake nt

[jotsy]

2. Don't toy with me like that!

My fantasy haul goes like this:

Mayhem in Manhattan on Monday, 1,000 arrests by noon. Charges of fraud racketeering and embezzlement. While they're still numb come morning, arrest another 500 and follow that halfsies pattern through to Friday. Start the following week the same way in DC on K Street and send authorities to round up those murdering drunken war dogs at Blackwater and I'll call that a good start.

a rec for the dream!

[wroberts189]

4. Thanks for the rec.. I like your plan. :) nt