A strapped Mad Hatter. Come CAPTION!!

[skip fox]

The Mad Hatter responds to Joe Citizen: "Listen, I gotta right to carry a gun if I wanta. And I gotta right to have my finger twitch when it wants ta. . . . Hell, I bet I could take out 50 of you guys before anyone could lay a finger on me. . . . Just why the hell do you think guns lead to violence."

[skip fox]

1. The armed Mad Hatter responds: "Why do you say you feel threatened?

I'm not threatening you! . . . Hell, if I wanted to threaten you I'd have you on the ground with this barrel pointed at your shaking, sweating head this barrel. . . . You'd be squeeking out some answers to some rather pointed questions and pissing youself. . . . I'd be squeezing my finger just so much, testing the edge and smiling . . . seeing just how tight I could pull it until . . . . Well, hey. . . . As you can see I'm not threatening you. . . . So why the hell you say guns make us think of violence? . . . It's more like thyey show how peaceful we are . . . cause what we could do is really something!!"

[11 Bravo]

2. The hatter says, "Oh, FUCK! I didn't know the 2nd amendment applied to Nigras!"

[onethatcares]

3. I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I see

gaud that was a funny snl skit.


Why do you think the Black Panthers thought it would be a great idea for all adult males to purchase shotguns?


Because when you hear the clickety-clack of that slide,you know a round has chambered and it's time to go away.

[TK421]

4. testosterone shoulder-straps n/t