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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:24 PM
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Why I Will Vote Republican
LOL! Had you going for a minute there? :)

Got this in an email and love it!
Why I Will Vote Republican
by SergeantFreedom


I believe that tax cuts especially for the most wealthy -- will stimulate the economy and cut the debt and deficit even though they never have before. I believe that giving Federal assistance to multinational corporations and super-wealthy individuals is good for job growth, even though these corporations we help with our tax dollars shut down their American plants and moved all the jobs to Communist countries. I believe the reason that multinational corporations offshore American jobs is because of unions, and Americans shouldnt be able to unionize anyway. American workers dared to offend the multinational corporations, and workers are now reaping what they have sewn. Since the Supreme Court decreed that corporations are citizens, people should do whatever the multinational corporations tell us to do.



If a CEO makes FOUR HUNDRED times more than the average worker in the plant makes, THEY EARNED IT. That guy that works on the plant floor toiling away - hes just a lazy union worker who hates America. If the foreign owned companies these CEO's are in charge of go bankrupt, its not their fault its the workers fault.



As a Republican, it doesn't bother me that you can have your pay reduced, or can be fired if you are not performing, but they cannot. The CEO earned that immunity from responsibility you didn't, so shut up.



As a Republican, I believe that Obama wants to redistribute the wealth so that more of the available money is spread around to people that need it most; and as a Republican I believe that this is terrible, and proves he is a godless, commie, socialist, Muslim, baby killer.



Also as a Republican, the fact that over the last eight years income has been redistributed ANYWAY, more to the top than any time in history, and the fact that wages for the middle class have remained stagnant while money from all economic growth accumulates at the very top, and the fact that this redistribution to the top is shown in all studies just proves that the rich are smart and they earned it. You losing your job to a factory in India, China, or Vietnam is all your fault because you wanted 15.00 an hour. They take 61 cents an hour you should know better.



If you work on a hot factory floor risking your life near heavy machinery and work to the sweat of your brow, you are a lazy leech for asking for 19 dollars an hour.



If you are a CEO of an Insurance Corporation which does not actually provide any health care (they are not doctors) or sit at a computer buying and selling other peoples companies on Wall Street, and you happen to make $19,000.00 dollars an hour -- you earned it and liberals just need to shut up.



I will be voting Republican because I dont believe in welfare - - at least the way I define it. If a poor person with no money or an elderly or sick person needs help, why should my tax dollars help them? If theyre poor or sick, its because God predestined them to be poor and sick and it would be a violation of Gods sovereignty and Gods will to help them. After all, Jesus said, God helps those who help themselves.



However, the BILLIONS handed to Corporations for free is NOT welfare. I choose to give that a different name: corporate incentives. If you have a yacht and need a bailout, that helps America.



I am a Republican because Democrats want my money for public services. Those Democrats want to waste my money on policemen and fire protection. If crime goes up, its your fault: I have a gun. I will protect myself from crime and I dont need government. If your house catches on fire, its your fault: you can pay for your own fire protection and for the cost of the firemen putting out the fire, but I shouldnt have to.



I am pro-life, as long as long as it's in the body of another full-grown woman. I couldn't care less about it the second it's out of the womb, which is also why I'm pro-death penalty, and anti-welfare. If that woman can't afford to feed or clothe that baby once we force her to give birth, my tax dollars shouldn't pay for it because that would be socialism. She can keep that baby warm with enough blankets and boxes under a bridge, and if she knew how to survive like I do, she would know how to catch and eat rats. You have to make it on your own in this world you know.



It doesn't matter to me that rich women will still be able to obtain abortions in other countries -- whether they believe in it or not. I say, if you dont have the money, then take your America hating butt into a back alley and get your abortion the old fashioned way and do it with coat hangars and die.



It doesnt matter to me that abortion rates tend to go up under Republican Administrations and down under Democratic leadership, I chose to believe what I want.

I vote Republican because I believe in the Constitution. The Constitution says the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. Don't give me that crap about seeking redress, right to vote, right to privacy, speech, press, warrants, probable cause, or all that other nonsense. Our country is based on firearms: you should know that, or get out of my country. You liberal moon bats need to shut up about article one and article two congressional oversight powers and checks and balances garbage (unless a Democrat is President). You must be commies or something.



As a Republican, I believe I should be able to own nukes, biological weapons, chemical weapons, and have explosives of any type to defend my house. Liberals hate America because they wont let me have nukes, biological or chemical weapons, or explosives. I believe my seven year old should be able to carry a Glock to school for protection. The damn liberals are stopping him.



I vote Republican and support great Republicans like G. Gordon Liddy, who stated that if an American Law Enforcement Officer comes to your home, you should shoot him in the head twice, because he will likely be wearing a bullet proof vest. As a Republican, I believe his advising us how to kill our police officers is proof of his patriotism. Real patriots know you should show hatred towards our Federal Government of the USA like Gordon Liddy - and Timothy McVeigh.



I vote Republican because that Muslim Obama went to a Christian Church for twenty years where the church pastor said "God Damn America" for the way the country treated black people. You can't vote for Muslim people who go to Christian churches where the War Veteran pastor would say such a thing, even if the pastor isn't going to be doing anything in Obama's administration or is even remotely connected to it.

I vote Republican because Sarah Palin could be President one day. I don't care that she was a member of a seditious, America-hating group that wants leave America and be its own country and whose leaders at rally's and conventions said "God Damn America" and "had no use for America or its damn institutions." It is a good thing to hate the Federal Government - unless you are a preacher. I support the fact that her husband was a member of a seditious, hate-America movement, until he had to quit so she could run for Governor. That's OK. He did what he had to do to get her elected, and now they could one day run the country they hate. Soon they will be able to finish what Timothy McVeigh, GW Bush and Dick Cheney started: the job of the dismantling of the Federal Government we hate so much.

I don't care if that makes Osama Bin Laden happy or not, or that he shares the same goals.

I vote Republican because I believe in the War on Drugs. Slogans Work -- "Just say no" -- goes a long way in preventing kids from using drugs. It doesn't matter to me that the War makes the drugs thousands of times more profitable, and that profitability provides that much more incentive to dealers and gangs. I dont believe it when people tell me that during Prohibition in the 1920's there were gangs, drive-bys, underground "labs" and corrupt police and officials. Forget rehabilitation; you reap what you sow. I know what works, and the War on Drugs has been working very well which is why weve been spending billions upon untold billions of dollars on the war and putting drug users in prison for very long prison terms but drug use has continued to increase.

I believe that freedom of religion is one of the things that make this country great, which is why we need to establish evangelical Christianity as our national religion. Muslims arent Christians, and that is why I believe Muslims (and all non-Christians) should get the hell out of my country. I also believe it is important to prove our support of freedom of religion by giving billions of our tax dollars to Israel every year. We need the Jews to re-establish their entire territory as described in the Old Testament writings from 5000 years ago so that Jesus can come back to Rapture evangelical Christians (even though the Rapture is not mentioned anywhere in Scripture); and then God will slay all those Jews and make their blood spurt all over Israeli ground for having killed Christ.


I don't care if Jesus wanted to help the poor and the meek. I only look at the parts of the Bible that benefit me personally. I believe George Bush consulted with Jesus before ordering the shock and awe bombing of that country that didnt attack us. Jesus is a Republican, and if youre not a Republican you dont believe in Jesus.

I vote Republican because I am a Christian, and I believe God gave us the earth to make money from for Corporations. I don't care about the environment: concerns about the environment will be moot after Jesus comes back to Rapture the True Christians to Heaven. I will disregard scientific evidence, because science is only a "theory." Besides, I will be dead before the consequences of our actions affect me so its none of my concern. My children are good Republicans, so theyll be fine after Im gone. Even though I dont believe in evolution, I believe they will adapt: survival of the fittest, you know.


I am a Republican because I am tired of immigrants coming to this country and taking our jobs. I know a lot of hardworking American lettuce pickers. It doesn't bother me that our Corporations are shipping our jobs to other countries for cheaper labor and to avoid labor regulations. I'm tired of paying taxes, which is the only reason I can sympathize with immigrant workers who must stay undocumented. They don't have to pay taxes! Hopefully, if a Republican is elected, they will finally let me have a post office box in the Cayman Islands so I dont have to pay taxes either, the way the corporations do.

I am a Republican because I'm tired of minorities whining. They have the same opportunities as every one else but they shouldnt be allowed to get perfect grades, be Constitutional Law Professors, and be President (especially if theyre black). I dont like affirmative action for poor minorities. I dont care if the rich and super rich can get into Ivy League Universities, even with failing grades, simply through large donations to endowments legacy status, which is affirmative action for the rich. They earned it. Being a fortunate son has its advantages. If you want them, go earn them and stop being a lazy ass.



I hate socialism. I love the military. It doesn't matter to me that the military is provided to me by the contributions of all taxpayers, and defends me as it defends all. I don't care if the Interstate Highway System was built in this manner as well. That was then. If bridges collapse now, people that live near the bridge should pay to fix it, not me.



I believe in a strong military. I believe in our right to preemptively defend ourselves, even if that is an oxymoron. I also believe that we should have the right to bomb any country we believe might be threatening us back into the Stone Age, and that the people of those countries we are invading have no right to defend themselves. I believe a sovereign and safe America also includes annexing the countries of Canada and Mexico.



Republicans believe in an all volunteer military, and I am against the draft because in a society that runs properly there should be a large pool of poor people with no other options whom we can attack and disparage for being lazy and not joining the military. A military composed of large numbers of volunteer minorities and rural poor whites can only be a good thing.



A country, which runs on oil cannot afford to run out, and I believe in invading countries, that have large supplies of the oil America needs. I dont care that nearly all the Republican leadership who have ordered these wars all had deferments in past wars. The fact that the largest profits in the history of the human race - for Exxon - didn't start to happen until we invaded oil-rich countries is irrelevant.



I vote Republican because I hate Social Security. If only McCain and Bush had succeeded in getting all of our Social Security into the stock market, there may have been just enough money there to keep Wall Street from collapsing until that source of money dried up and everybody lost their retirement savings.

I am grateful that the Republican has held the entire Congress for almost a decade and a half. I am grateful that we have a Republican majority on the Supreme Court, that Republicans run the Justice Department, FEMA, SEC, FEC, the Pentagon, Courts, Interior, DEC, etc., etc. All of America s problems are because Democrats have a slight Majority in the US House of Representatives for less than two years. I dont care that the Democrats and Republicans had EQUAL amount of members in the Senate, and that the Democrats cant pass even one single piece of legislation if all our lives depended on it without Senate Republicans allowing it to pass through unobstructed; and even if the legislation did pass unobstructed Bush would still have to agree to sign it. The collapse we are experiencing now is all Democrats fault. Rush Limbaugh said so, and I also saw it on FOX News.



I vote Republican because Sean Hannity told me that all our moral decay, and almost all of today's problems can be traced back to one man - Bill Clinton, and one woman Nancy Pelosi. If people would just listen to Bill OReilly, Hannity, Limbaugh, Ingraham, they would know that all failures that we have experienced are the fault of the Democrats, and all the successes we have experienced are because of Republicans. Don't question why they say that, especially when the facts dont jive with their statements. Just believe it.



The only reason America experienced the longest period of peace, equality, and personal prosperity during the Clinton years is because of Newt Gingrich, not Bill Clinton. After all, Clinton was having sex in the White House with Monica Lewinsky while Newt Gingrich was cheating on his wife and announcing his divorce from her while she was in the surgical recovery ward following cancer surgery; and Rush Limbaugh was getting the second of his now-three divorces.



These are plenty of good reasons to vote Republican.


And if you dont vote Republican, well just impeach any Democrats who are elected and remove them from office, establish Tea Parties fomented and organized by Republicans, and take over the country by fiat or force if necessary, but were going to have our way. If youre not for us, youre against us and if youre against us, that makes you a traitor (and we WILL deal with traitors after were back in power permanently).


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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:26 PM
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1. clearly a fake republicon - it's too long! beat this infiltrator with the butt of your guns!!
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:27 PM
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3. ..and the spelling appears to be somewhat correct....
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:32 PM
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7. LOL! I did think about changing spelling on a few words.
:rofl:
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happygoluckytoyou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:55 AM
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42. TOO MANY BIG WORDS FOR A REPUBLICAN... TOO MANY TEETH FOR A TEABAGNUT
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 11:31 AM
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56. Well, not that "sewn". That's very Republican. nt
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badgerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:46 PM
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72. You got two many of the "its" and "it's" used correctly also, too.
:crazy:

:rofl: :applause:




:kick:
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 07:48 AM
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35. +1,000,000,000
I never laughed so hard at anything in my whole life!

The sad truth is, my family sends me garbage like this all the time. Yesterday, they sent me the latest shit from Focus on the Family blasting Obama's pro-gay agenda. Then I got another e-mail telling me Obama has Hillary conspiring with the UN to take their guns away. They send them, and I send them to the trash.

They already tell me I'm going to hell because my girl friend is black. And they love to bring up that "Curse of Ham" shit with me. So, I just ignore them and their stupid book of fractured hri$tian fairy tales. I do believe they will get the shock of their lives when they die and find there's no further place to go.
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corkhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 12:52 PM
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61. I bookmarked this to use as a "reply to all" the next time I get some of that shit
from my palin-loving xtian hypocrite sister-in-law.
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Divine Discontent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:51 PM
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73. I feel for you - what a crappy fam you state having. And racist! I am of the liberal Christian
variety, so, I do believe the cosmos was created, however, I respect everyone believe in whoever they deem fit, whether it be my GOD or nothing at all. I believe your family is a horrible witness to you, and they are working against Jesus Christ and they will not like what happens after this life more than likely - and you may be right - for them it could be emptiness.

now, let's continue beating the OP with the butt of our guns - infidels must be stopped! hahaha
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Joe Bacon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Apr-22-10 07:08 AM
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96. I see what Christianity has done to my family and it makes me sick!
Edited on Thu Apr-22-10 07:10 AM by Joe Bacon
It's turned them all into right wing zombies who worship the ground Sarah Palin walks on. And as for "liberal christians", sure would like to know where you are. Seems ever since Robertson, Falwell and their thugs hijacked churches back in the 70s, "liberal christians" are nowhere to be seen. Especially around here in Los Angeles. Plenty of churches here spitting out Republican talking points every sunday and the preachers/priests spit out the Prosperity Gospel that turns Jesus into a one-armed bandit that you throw money at so the preachers can drive around in Rolls Royces and eat chateaubriand. Christianity promises you pie in the sky when you die if you'll be a good teabagging corporate slave on earth. It's bullshit, plain and simple.
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BeatleBoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 06:59 PM
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86. No pictures either
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Dinger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:26 PM
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2. Second Kick, Second Rec : )
Edited on Tue Apr-20-10 10:26 PM by Dinger
:)
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AzNick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:29 PM
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4. K&R
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Dappleganger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:31 PM
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5. Classic! nt
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FarLeftFist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:31 PM
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6. Bookmarked.
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Grand Taurean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:37 PM
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8. Tea (Sedition) Parties
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Cobalt-60 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:38 PM
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9. Flame Thrower back on Standby
You have defined the Pukes nicely.
I was ready to unload based on the title.
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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:12 AM
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24. Keeping your flame cool I see
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cordelia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:39 PM
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10. K&R
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:48 PM
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11. K&R!
This is so deep!
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Turborama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:51 PM
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12. K&R & Bookmarked - "So shut up" ... "Just believe it"
This should be in everyone's inbox and Facebook profiles.

Thanks for sharing!
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RB TexLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 10:56 PM
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13. I can't vote for them but I contribute money to Republicans
Irish Republicans, that is.

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onehandle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:11 PM
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14. You're banned.
From what, I don't know. I'll think of something.

;-)

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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:28 PM
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16. LOL!
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:23 PM
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15. hilarious but it started to hurt a bit toward the end
I think I could hear my brain crying out in pain.....
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:36 PM
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17. Alerting
You forgot to mention that God gave his plan personally to Glenn Beck.

:evilgrin:
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:46 PM
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18. I beg your forgiveness
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:47 PM
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19. You need to beg Beckkk
not me...
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JTFrog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:39 AM
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39. Beg the school children of lower Merion. n/t
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:45 AM
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41. And they have what to do with this topic?
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JTFrog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:07 AM
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44. The title of your thread totally brought it to mind for some reason. n/t
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Beartracks Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:49 PM
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20. Howzabout a little introspection?
What if our token Republican looked at it from a slightly different angle? LOL Who am I kidding, THAT wouldn't happen! But let's say it did. It might ring some bells with his brain, going something like this:


If a CEO makes FOUR HUNDRED times more than ME, THEY EARNED IT. I am just that guy that works on the plant floor toiling away - they think I am just a lazy union worker who hates America. If the foreign owned companies these CEO's are in charge of go bankrupt, its not their fault its MY fault.

As a Republican, it doesn't bother me that I can have MY pay reduced, or can be fired if I am not performing, but they cannot. The CEO earned that immunity from responsibility I didn't, so I should shut up.

Also as a Republican, the fact that over the last eight years income has been redistributed ANYWAY, more to the top than any time in history... just proves that the rich are smart and they earned it. ME losing MY job to a factory in India, China, or Vietnam is all MY fault because I wanted 15.00 an hour. They take 61 cents an hour I should know better.

If I work on a hot factory floor risking MY life near heavy machinery and work to the sweat of MY brow, I am a lazy leech for asking for 19 dollars an hour.

If you are a CEO of an Insurance Corporation which does not actually provide any health care (they are not doctors) or sit at a computer buying and selling other peoples companies on Wall Street, and you happen to make $19,000.00 dollars an hour -- you earned it and I just need to shut up.


......

You get the idea. :)
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-20-10 11:54 PM
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21. You have inspired me to come up with my own "SergeantFreedom-isms",
to be worked into snarky replies right here at DU! :evilgrin: :thumbsup:
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 12:03 AM
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22. This is ridiculous
And totally unbelievable. Here, I'll correct it for you.

"Why I wil be a votin republikkkan"

"He's a musin infeltrater!! He hates amurika! He's a socielist!! Glen Bekkk said so!! I ain't a votin fer no dad burn n....r!!!"


There, that sums it up much more accurately I think.

;)
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 12:14 AM
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23. Ha ha! Classic!
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justgamma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:23 AM
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25. I would add that if a Republican is elected
it is God's will. It was God's will that Sarah Palin be the Vice President. If a Democrat is elected, it is Acorn's fault, because Acorn is obviously more powerfull than God.
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:43 AM
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26. LOL!!
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:46 PM
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90. Let's extend that logic
Clinton won two terms- The Clenis trumps god :)
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Naturyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:46 AM
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27. Huge K&R
Thanks for supporting the real Repuke party. LOL.
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:49 AM
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28. LOL
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whatacountry09 Donating Member (78 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:56 AM
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29. Fake or NOT...
That's exactly how 'they' think and it is for ALL those reasons... I'm SO PROUD to say I'm a Democrat/Liberal/Progressive!!!!!!
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 06:08 AM
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30. Unfortunately, because of the limited attention span of the American voter,
a whole lot will read the title and say, "See . . . I told you so," and figure it's a justification for marching around with Nazi signs and para-military weapons.
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NuttyFluffers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 06:13 AM
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31. the sad part with jokes like these is when we see the humor, they see the "gospel"...
sorta like why Colbert Report is hysterically funny to people not so wrapped into conservative thinking, whereas it sounds like honest preaching to wingnut conservatives.

it's a hoot, but also sad that this -- as clever as it is -- has no way to shame or cause enough cognitive dissonance in many of these people. so sadly, it becomes a preaching to the choir, instead of shocking the lost back into sensibility. oh well, you can lead a horse to water...
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Wednesdays Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 07:07 AM
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32. K&R
:kick:
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h9socialist Donating Member (584 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 07:35 AM
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33. Anybody know Michael Steele's phone number?
If you do, call him and tell him you've the perfect Credo to post on the RNC website.
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HillWilliam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 07:39 AM
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34. Kicked, Rec'd, and Bookmarked
and I will SO use this (with a certain amount of glee :evilgrin:)
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:21 AM
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36. Excellent!!! KnRnB
One of the best I've seen.

I may just take a few selected paragraphs and hand them around!
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:34 AM
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37. Absolutely fabulous.
:toast:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:35 AM
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38. The next time I get another rethuglican BS email
I'm going to reply with this. Thanks! :thumbsup:
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Vermontgrown Donating Member (180 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:42 AM
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40. Trickle down economics has been proven not to work.
For the last 35 years trickle down economics has been tried over and over again, it didn't work. It has been proven. So go ahead and vote for the repukes that have been going around spreading lies about their unrealistic economic theories. As far as the redistribution of wealth, also not true.

We here in the United States are an innovative soceity, with ideas that will work as far as power sources are concerned. So dependance on oil is going the way of the dinosaur. Don't sell us short. Please stop listening to Fox, they are liars.
WE will push on away from invading, which is the same as stealing, from poorer countries of the world.
And if you really believe that republicans can takeover by force, that's a joke. We are equal in size, but in fact there are more smarter people on the democratic side. So, be careful about starting something that will wipe out a party of politics, which should be wiped out based on their deception and campaign of lies.

We are not safer because of The Shrub and shooter cheney. The newt is a proven crook. So are we safer, on the contrary, we are not. In fact we are much worse off because of their lies and deceipt. So go aheasd listen to the shit talkers Bub, and good luck.

Your voting republican is very misguided, and based on a pattern of thought that falls short of the mark.
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dbmk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 10:33 AM
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50. VROOOOOOM!
= sound of something going VERY fast over ones head?
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NewJeffCT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 11:20 AM
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55. Ah, but it wasn't "trickle down" economics in the 1980s
it was rechristened "supply side" economics. Same shit, different day.

and, it was Compassionate Conservatism under Bush. More SSDD.

It's the repackaging & rebranding that allows it to stick around. If we had a media, they would have destroyed Reagan for the idea back in 1980.
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TrollBuster9090 Donating Member (569 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:13 PM
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63. Actually I think it was the other way around.
It was supply side economics before it was rechristened "trickle down economics" by Reagan, because that was so much easier for his comic book reading base to understand. I even remember when he started using the term. He never actually called it trickle down economics. He just explained it as allowing the wealthy to succeed, and then waiting for their wealth to "trickle down" on everybody else.

Not long after he said it they lampooned it on "All in the Family," with Archie Bunker saying "the poor just have to wait for the rich to tinkle down on them." I never forgot that line, as it fits in very nicely with the saying "don't piss on my head and tell me it's raining."
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DevonRex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:21 PM
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67. LOL! "wait for the rich to tinkle down on them." OMG that's hilarious.
Thanks for the laugh. I must have missed that episode.
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TrollBuster9090 Donating Member (569 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 02:15 PM
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74. Wait for the rich to tinkle down on them
Yeah, that was a classic episode. Traditionally, TV comedy has sucked pretty bad until recently. But as far as Norman Lear was concerned, he had a winner with All in the Family. They devoted so much good material to Archie Bunker's malaprop humor. It was half the show.
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TrollBuster9090 Donating Member (569 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:07 PM
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62. Trickle down economics doesn't work?
"For the last 35 years, trickle down economics has been tried over and over again, it didn't work."

What do you MEAN it didn't work? It did EXACTLY what it was supposed to do! Got Republicans elected time and time again, by pandering to voter greed and childish short sightedness. SCREW THE ECONOMY, THE NATIONAL DEBT, AND THE FUTURE OF OUR CHILDREN. Sure, as an economic tool, it's an absolute bust. But as an election stealer, it's solid gold.
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ejbr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:00 AM
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43. k & r !! n/t
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dballance Donating Member (460 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:16 AM
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45. I love Satire
Obviously this is not from a "real" Rethuglican. The grammar and spelling are too good. The satire is great though.
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d_r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:21 AM
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46. I liked this line
"I believe that freedom of religion is one of the things that make this country great, which is why we need to establish evangelical Christianity as our national religion."
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Wapsie B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:34 AM
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47. This post not only belongs on the front page but the DU Hall of Fame,
if there is such a thing. :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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B-ONE Lancer Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 10:06 AM
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48. I AM A NATIVE AMERICAN
As I read this blog from this hypocrite I kept going back to one subject in my mind, why don't all of the Europeans go back to Europe.

This hypocrite, keeps forgetting that the Arizona state government is trying to empower the civilian police force to do card checks( green cards, social security cards, ect...).
Not only is this a fascist system of government but it is the brown shirts mentality of 1930.
So go back to your european country take your racist views with you and this would include all.
There is a name for my people and it is called: Taslagi and this "republican" is trying to be a
di-da'
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mzmolly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 03:07 PM
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76. Welcome to DU.
:hi:
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awoke_in_2003 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:50 PM
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91. You may want to re-read it...
with the idea that the post is satire. He was pointing out why republicans are idiots
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newspeak Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:33 PM
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93. Lancer, there is another thread on the Arizona bill
I was raised in Arizona and am with you about this bill. It could impact that native american communities, as well as, the hispanic community. Hopefully, there are enough reasonable people left in Arizona to fight it.
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HughMoran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 10:16 AM
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49. K&R&B
This one is a keeper!
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disillusioned73 Donating Member (963 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 10:37 AM
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51. "I hate socialism. I love the military.".......
That, among manny other parts made me laugh out loud... I am gonna share this with some Repubs and see if the lightbulb flickers

very entertaining and sad at the same time - thanks
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Jester Messiah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 10:38 AM
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52. Kicked, rec'd, broadcasted.
Loved it!
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cui bono Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 10:55 AM
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53. Wear are the pikchurs? TOO MENNY WURDS
for my little teabagger brane.



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Connor W Donating Member (4 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 11:13 AM
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54. Wow someone's off his meds
Ha ha ha , man this guy is so full of himself, it's insane.
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riverbendviewgal Donating Member (377 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 12:00 PM
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58. My niece says she does not want to pay for anyone else's
health care.

She makes a six figures salary for Martin-Lougheed. Her husband works for UPS. They both get good health care. She actually wrote me and said she hates Obama, and doesn't want to pay for anyone else's health care. She says that doesn't sound emphatic but that is what she feels.
She has two young children too. I am flabbergasted.

She also said some of her friends work for/with the pharmaceuticals and they like their perks and free lunches/dinners etc.

She sent out so much hate mail to her father , my brother who forwarded it to me.

They love O'Reilly, limbaugh, hannity, bachman and especially Palin.

I finally wrote my brother to stop any communication with me. I am considering myself switched at birth. I am so different than my family. My mother would not even let me speak Obama's name. They all hate him because he is Black.

I am American born, Canadian by choice.
I can tell you the Canadian health system is very good. My son and husband both died of cancer but before they died they had the best care and treatment. My son had the same type of brain tumor as Ted Kennedy. From what I read, he had the same exact treatments as Kennedy. All of their treatment cost us nothing, plus our government paid approximately $2,000 each toward funeral expenses .

When my husband died I had no bills. I purchased a new house after he died , as we never owned one, just rented. I made 50 percent profit and was not taxed on that when I sold it 5 years ago . The 2nd home I purchased I also made 50 percent profit when I sold it last fall. No taxes on that profit.

As for my "high" income taxes I paid in 2009 - 21.5 percent, that is federal and provincial. I live on my pensions ( I retired at 57) and some of the money that was invested after my husband died. He was a blue collar worker, a railroad man. We made under $100k combined at the time of his death.

I pay $1500 a year for supplementary health insurance for drugs, dental, eye care, semi-private care, and phys-io. When I am 65 I will pay $100 a year for prescription drugs and each prescription will cost me, no matter how expensive the drug is, only $2. Seniors are taken care up here. The saying goes when you go to Florida you can tell the difference between the American seniors and Canadian seniors. Canadians are happy, we just have to get back after 4-5 months because we sure are not going to give up our health care.
We voted a few years ago who was our greatest Canadian..Tommy Douglas..premier of Saskachewan..He started up our one payer health care. The Americans wanted our health care on NAFTA table and us Canadians laughed and said no way, Jose....We will fight to the death for our health care. I am very, very serious when I say that. We love our health care and we love our abundant clean water. Canadians can fight well. Look at our history. When we believe in something we stand on guard and we WIN.,


America health care is for profit and only the rich can get the best care.
In Canada we ALL get great health care. We are humane and caring. I am proud to be Canadian.

It is so sorrowful to read what is happening down in the USA. and it is very scary. There may be a time when we Canadians will stop going south for our vacations. It may become too dangerous.


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Gwoppi Donating Member (42 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 12:34 PM
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59. Agreed, and very sad
The successful results of an experiment to see if a large amount of the American populace can be brainwashed and intentionally "dumbed down". As Ben Kenobi would say, "The Force is strong when used against the weak-minded". But lots of things are. Those with weak minds are easy prey for propaganda, and make no mistake: FOX News and its cohorts are propaganda. ("Fair and Balanced", for instance, is Newspeak for "We know it is unfair, we know this is unbalanced, and what are you going to do about it?". Orwell had it right when he characterized intentional word manipulation, as in making good mean bad and vice versa, as one of the major weapons of propaganda.) In Rwanda, the radio version of it led to the deaths of thousands. The fact no one at the FCC has done anything about the heightening, increasingly volatile and reactionary rhetoric on right-wing media outlets, and that the FCC arguably "unsees" it and makes it arguably "nonexistent" by doing so, thus dis-empowering even an independent attempt to investigate, oversee or correct the problem, should tell us who is in charge and what our greatest problem as a society is going to be once Obama's term(s) is/are over. This collusion is basically green-lighting "libruls" as the Jews for the next Shoah.

When Krystallnacht comes - and I consider it to have started with the first brick lobbed through a Democratic office's glass window, and Godwin be damned because I lost relatives in what happened next - I hope those of you who are safe in Canada open your hearts and doors to us.

PS, I work for a right-winger owned company, and am the only liberal and Democrat in the office. When a 23 year old right-winger here argued at me I should listen to Rush Limbaugh more, because Rush is correct about everything, I asked him if he felt the Republican Party was the party of freedom in America. The young man bristled. "Of course it is. Who," he added with a smirk, "was the party who supported slavery by the way?" I replied, "Let me answer with a question. What party would like to bring it back?" He looked awkward.

I continued, "The GOP of today has zero to do with the party of Lincoln. You've abandoned your core values and are nothing more than a shill for the American Nazi Party, and you as a Jew (we are both Jews) ought to be ashamed supporting a fringe group like the Teabaggers, who would have lynched you as fast as a black guy 80 years ago and would be goose-stepping in support of the brown-shirts, same time period." This youth flushed red and said, "I hear you. I hear you." But this means nothing, yeshiva boys say this all the time when they have nothing else to say. I concluded to him, "If you know so much about the Republican Party from listening to Mr. Limbaugh, tell me please, since you have learned so much, about the career of Barry Goldwater."

He did not even know who Goldwater was.

I concluded my rabbinical sermon. "Shut off the radio. Open a book. Begin learning."
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DirkGently Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 12:49 PM
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60. Beautiful

I was just thinking we needed an apocryphal liberal "open letter" rant to counterbalance the 462,981,234,999 unleashed into cyberspace ever second. And -- look ma -- lies for Snopes to debunk.

I knew it could be done. Still, to be really authentic, we should add something about Cheney being the Antichrist.

:toast:
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:14 PM
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64. Hartmann is reading this. He plugged DU when he started.
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DevonRex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:19 PM
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66. That's way cool! nt
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:21 PM
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68. Cut, pasted, and blasted to some of my wing-nut tormentors.
THANKS FOR POSTING!

K&R

:kick:
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Permanut Donating Member (477 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:30 PM
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69. K&R for one of the best posts evah
I would send this to my teabagger cousin, but it might make his head explode. Okay, that's it, I'm sendin it.
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:44 PM
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70. This is awesome. It's amazing how you see just about all of these in their "bits" so many places...
Edited on Wed Apr-21-10 01:47 PM by cascadiance
... on message boards, without all of the rest of the detail to explain why they should feel this way, which this thread postulates for them. Worth posting elsewhere to see how they respond. I suspect most will just say they "ignored" it because it's "liberal claptrap", and try to avoid facing the irony of so many of their other statements.

Perhaps one update the following entry perhaps to be even more to the point...

I hate socialism. I love the military. It doesn't matter to me that the military is provided to me by the contributions of all taxpayers, and defends me as it defends all. I don't care if the Interstate Highway System was built in this manner as well. That was then. If bridges collapse now, people that live near the bridge should pay to fix it, not me.


to

I hate socialism. I love the military. It doesn't matter to me that the military is provided to me by the contributions of all taxpayers, and defends me as it defends all. I don't care if the Interstate Highway System was built in this manner as well. That was then. If bridges collapse now, people that live near the bridge should pay to fix it, not me. I don't care if they call the PX or the commissary "socialist" where the military gets government to subsidize discounts of what they buy. I don't care if they get health care free from what they call the "socialist" VA hospitals. I don't care if the military was integrated, and their kids went to government subsidized DOD schools they call "socialist" where they were integrated before the rest of American schools became integrated in the 60's. I don't care if they get government subsidized housing allowances that the libs call socialist aid. I don't care if that lib loving commie Kris Kristofferson was raised in a military family, and served in the military himself and did pro-bono work to help with a documentary called "Brats" that talks about how the military is "socialist". I still LOVE the military, and I still HATE socialism. They aren't going to stop me from feeling that way!


I could probably already think of a few more to add and update, but it already is large enough to intimidate any of these idiots as is! Nicely done!

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Crystal Clarity Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 01:45 PM
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71. Wow!
:thumbsup:
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truthrocks Donating Member (160 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 03:02 PM
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75. Excellent! Will bookmark this. Thank you!
:applause:
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TheOther95Percent Donating Member (202 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 04:41 PM
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77. WOW!
That about sums up the views of the average Rethug.
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stevenleser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:14 PM
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78. K&R - Like it, love it, and want more of it!!!!
Excellent
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REP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:28 PM
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80. He has a blog
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stevenleser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-23-10 02:29 PM
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97. Excellent, thank you and in the words of Ali G
Respeck!
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democrank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:25 PM
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79. K & R
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rzemanfl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:46 PM
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81. K & R.
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Naturalist111 Donating Member (362 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 05:57 PM
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82. I really really needed this!
+100000000000000000
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 06:29 PM
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83. Thom Hartmann mentioned this DU thread today . . . !! He loved it!!
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proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 06:57 PM
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84. Awesome!!!
:woohoo:
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defendandprotect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 07:04 PM
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87. Hartman was quoting some of the OP ---
I was in the middle of a thunderstorm driving so I can't give more details!

:)
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mifdsam Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 06:57 PM
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85. lol
those crazy republicans...
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ProgressOnTheMove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 07:20 PM
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88. A powerhouse of satire. K$R!!!
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TomCADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 08:24 PM
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89. K & R - Hilarious and True!
Thanks for the post.
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boredonafriday Donating Member (13 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:24 PM
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92. I half raged and half laughed.
A+ trolling. It's got quite the contradictions and the fallacies all packed into one.
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RagAss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 09:46 PM
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94. The Fucktard Creed.
Edited on Wed Apr-21-10 09:47 PM by RagAss
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cascadiance Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-21-10 11:35 PM
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95. Summarizing some wingnut responses from another site I posted this to.
Edited on Wed Apr-21-10 11:39 PM by cascadiance
This was really stupid.

All this did was take very partisan views and spew them pretending to be from the other side of the aisle.

Creative.


I thought only retarded forwards come from the right?


I hate socialism. I love the military. It doesn't matter to me that the military is provided to me by the contributions of all taxpayers, and defends me as it defends all.

This one in particular pisses me off. Is it not stated in the Constitution that the Federal Gov't has a right to fund a military? Section 8, by the way. Cripes people are idiots. Read an effin' book. Edit: I'm not a Republican. Or a Democrat. Just my $.02.


A nice progressive response though:

effing outstanding!!!!!!
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