Loony Toons!

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Limbaugh: Obama caused the Volcano!

“You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law, Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. No Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.

I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes – airspace has more affected – than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. … It’s got everybody just in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking…"

Sarah Palin: The founding fathers didn't want separation of Church and State.(I guess they just forgot to put that in the Constitution)

The Louisville Courier-Journal reported that Palin “asserted that America needs to get back to its Christian roots and rejected any notion that ‘God should be separated from the state.’”

Palin added, “Hearing any leader declare that America isn’t a Christian nation and poking at allies like Israel in the eye – it is mind-boggling to see some of our nation’s actions recently, but politics truly is a topic for another day.”

The Courier-Journal reporter who wrote the story sent some additional Palin quotes to blogger Greg Sargent. Check out this gem: “Lest anyone try to convince you that God should be separated from the state, our Founding Fathers, they were believers. And George Washington, he saw faith in God as basic to life.”

Bachmann: Net Neutrality is CENSORSHIP!

“So whether they’re attacking conservative talk radio, or conservative TV or whether it’s Internet sites, I mean, let’s face it, what’s the Obama administration doing? They’re advocating net neutrality which is essentially censorship of the Internet. This is the Obama administration advocating censorship of the Internet. Why? They want to silence the voices that are opposing them. Despite the fact that they continue to have much of the mainstream media still providing cover for all of these dramatic efforts that the Obama administration is taking. So they’re very specifically and pointedly going after voices that they see are effectively telling the truth about what the Obama administration is trying to do.”


Ding Ding Ding! We have hit the loony trifecta. Triple Cherries! Pardon me, but paging Mr EarlG , Mr EarlG THe Top Ten is looking for you :)