President Obama vows to never shoot a bear

[housewolf]

Well, actually he told the White House Conference on "American's Great Outdoor" conference that he addressed this morning, while offering a tribute to Theodore Roosevelt and speaking about things they had experienced in common, "I will probably never shoot a bear."

Cute.

[meegbear]

1. Whoooooo!

[krispos42]

12. Heh, first person I thought of was you, actually...

'cuz of your Rude Pundit postings. :-)

[Ian David]

2. But bears are the number one threat against our country!

[Kceres]

3. They are godless killing machines!!!!! n/t

[Ian David]

11. And they want our honey! n/t

[kenfrequed]

6. I was about to say...

What will Stephen Colbert say to this?

[SemiCharmedQuark]

13. Obviously he's hoping the bears rise up against Stephen Colbert.

Obama can't handle the hot and heavy truth Colbert brings every night!

[Cirque du So-What]

4. If we don't fight the bears in the woods

we'll be fighting them in the streets of America.

[safeinOhio]

5. Yogi and BooBoo are

terrorist.

[Cirque du So-What]

10. WMDs in pic-a-nic baskets?

[LeftinOH]

7. This makes me think of Reagan's 1984 campaign ad "There's a Bear in the Woods"...remember that?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. This is all talk, I'll believe it when I see it.

So much for change, Mr. Obama.

[Ferret Annica]

9. But Palin will shoot wolves from aircraft

Wonder what Teddy Roosevelt would think of such cowardly hunting tactics.

[deaniac21]

14. The first requirement would be the ability to shoot. I'm sure that

a person as cultured and civilized as the President has never touched a firearm.