"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border."Explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience for US vice-presidency, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, September 24, 2008.
"They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.On her foreign policy insights into Russia, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"Her surprise at US presidential candidate John McCain choosing her as vice-presidential running mate, interview with CNBC's 'Kudlow & Co', July 31, 2008.
"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan."On Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008
"I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that."On $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in Alaska, speaking to students the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008.
"We believe that the best of America is not all in Washington, D.C. ... We believe that the best of America is in these small towns that we get to visit, and in these wonderful little pockets of what I call the real America, being here with all of you hard working very patriotic, um, very, um, pro-America areas of this great nation."Speaking at a fundraiser in Greensoboro, N.C., October 16, 2008.
"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan."Speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, October 5, 2008.
"They're in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better for Brandon and his family and his classroom."Getting the US vice president's constitutional role wrong after being asked by a third grader what the vice president does, interview with NBC affiliate KUSA in Colorado, October 21, 2008.
"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings."Unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, October 1, 2008.
"I'll be a careful shot."During phone call in which a Canadian prankster, posing as Nicolas Sarkozy, invited Republican vice-presidential nominee to go hunting by helicopter to kill baby seals, so long as they didn't bring along Vice-President Cheney, November 1, 2008.
"Ohh, good, thank you, yes."To Canadian prank phone caller who complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Paylin," actually a porn movie starring a Sarah Palin lookalike, November 1, 2008.
"I'm the mayor, I can do whatever I want until the courts tell me I can't."As quoted by former City Council Member Nick Carney, after he raised objections about the $50,000 she spent renovating the mayor's office in Wasilla, Alaska, without approval of the city council.
"In what respect, Charlie?"Asked if she agreed with the Bush Doctrine, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
"Nucular."Mispronouncing the word "nuclear" twice, ABC News interview, September 11, 2008.
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