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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 12:13 PM
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You might be a birther if...
-you put up billboards linking Obama to Ft. Hood
-you think black people cannot be True Americans(TM) much less the president of the United States
-you think Obama's father was Malcolm X because of course all black people look the same if they're wearing glasses :eyes:
-you think there's a conspiracy going back 48 years to install Obama in office under false pretenses
-you don't care that McCain was born in Panama because he's a Real American(TM) (aka "he's white, Republican, and doesn't have a foreign-sounding name")
-you won't stop bitching unless Obama comes to your house and personally shows you his birth certificate
-...and even then, you won't accept its legitimacy unless it looks something like the following:

Name: Barack Saddam Hussein Osbama Hitler the 666th
Birthplace: Deathtoamerica, Kenya
Date of Birth: September 11, 2001
Religion: Muslim
Nationality: Al-Qaeda
Father's name: Malcolm X
Mother's name: Stanley Ann Ihateamerica Durnham

Feel free to add to the list
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ck4829 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 12:38 PM
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1. He also needs to publish his family tree, and it's fake unless Hitler AND Stalin are somewhere on it
Edited on Sat Apr-10-10 12:38 PM by ck4829
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Cresent City Kid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 02:47 PM
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5. Here it is
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 12:38 PM
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2. Good list. Here's one to add:
Edited on Sat Apr-10-10 12:56 PM by truedelphi
You might be a birther...

if you celebrate Nov 22nd and April 4th as Positive Milestones in our American history.
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Rocknrule Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 01:16 PM
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4. and April 19
also, if you frequently use the word "Muslim" or "Kenyan" as a codeword for "n****r"
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stray cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-10 12:59 PM
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3. I don't think most people need a quiz to know what they believe
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