BREAKING! The Baby has landed

[underpants]

The Baby Has Landed



Larry Birkhead is back on U.S. soil with his daughter, Dannielynn.

Birkhead just landed in Louisville, Kentucky via private jet. We're told Birkhead will spend time with his family, but will eventually return to Los Angeles.

The custody fight is not over. Birkhead must return with his daughter to a Bahamian court next month for a formal custody hearing. Virgie Arthur is the only obstacle standing in Birkhead's way.

http://www.tmz.com/

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. FINALLY! Some important news!

Important to the bushbots, that is. Let the distractions begin!

[Atman]

Is Natalee Holloway with them????

Oh, do tell, do tell!

.

[underpants]

7. We lost one blonde down there so we planted another one

We call "Evens"

[meegbear]

2. Shouldn't this be in LBN?

[wicket]

15. LOL!

:rofl:

[Jack Rabbit]

19. A couple of years ago, I proposed a junk news forum for this kind of stuff

. . . but nothing came of it.

[underpants]

21. Oh don't you think that I didn't wrestle with this decision

:bounce:

[mikelgb]

3. i thought you were refering to the Iraq bill landing on Bush's desk

[underpants]

10. Actual AP headline

Iraq bill lands on Bush's desk today

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=102x2829794

[Vexatious Ape]

4. This will be worth discussing for about 48 more freaking hours

[no_hypocrisy]

5. Mission Accomplished!

[AlCzervik]

6. i'm sure he has camera crews from the entertainment shows with him because

he was "The classy one" :sarcasm:

[shenmue]

8. I thought someone was flying a baby

Sorry.

:shrug:

:dunce:

[EnviroBat]

17. I thought a baby landed a plane! Now THAT'S NEWS!

[Kurovski]

25. And I thought underpants HAD a baby today.

At any rate, what does Britney Spears say about L'il George the pres'dent these days? Why aren't the important things EVER discussed?

[Clark2008]

26. I have a baby flying my bladder right now.

Does that count?

:evilgrin:

[Kurovski]

35. That depends.

How much dough does the kid have in the bank?

[Clark2008]

42. Well, I need some Depends, considering.

But, Hannah doesn't have quite the fundage that Dannylynn has.

:)

[Kurovski]

45. Congrats!

Happy birthday in advance to Hannah! :-)

[Clark2008]

49. Thank you!

She's due in the next two to three weeks (I'm expecting her early because of her development and size).

[IChing]

9. Picture of the Baby!!!!

Its the shinny bubble on the lower left

[EnviroBat]

13. Hey, I've been meanin to tell you, I really like that shiny bubble picture!

Is that something you did?

[Pharaoh]

11. Question?

Was he able to afford to fly around on a Lear jet Before the baby? Enquiring minds wanna know!

[SammyWinstonJack]

14. Probably not. Maybe the corporate owned media footed the bill.

:evilgrin: Great PR moment and all that jazz.

[Frank Cannon]

12. Thank GOD Elian is back in the US!!!

Oops. You were talking about that Playboy model's kid. My bad.

[Madspirit]

33. "Thank GOD Elian is back in the US!!!"

:rofl:

[EnviroBat]

16. I just asked my boss, that due to this world-changing event,,,

unfolding before our eyes. Can I please have the rest of the day off? I want to spend the day with my family because MSNBC has brought this Crucial fucking story to all of us...

[underpants]

18. Whad he say?

The freaking Queen is coming around here on Thursday and they won't let us have the day off.

[EnviroBat]

24. She said, "Sure, you don't need to come back,,, EVAH!"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

20. What color was its diaper poop this morning?

I'll expect a full Breaking News special on that hot issue. Paula Zahn, are you listening?

[underpants]

22. "Do you know anyone who died?"

Actual question asked by Paula Zahn to a Virginia Tech student

[LibDemAlways]

23. Have a feeling we haven't seen the last of Birkhead.

He'll lay low for a couple of months and then announce he's going after Marshall's billions on behalf of the baby. When his paternity was announced, he looked like he'd just won the lottery, and perhaps he had. Time will tell.

For the record, this attention to a tabloid story on the 4th anniv. of "Mission Accomplished" is what I've come to expect from the whores. They never disappoint.

[Kurovski]

30. Wouldn't it be weird if Birkhead married Britney Spears?

On an aircraft carrier?

[EnviroBat]

31. With a giant codpeice...

[Kurovski]

37. And a banner that reads...

"Oops, I Did It Again."

[EnviroBat]

41. HAHHAHAHAH!

:rofl:

[ck4829]

38. He'll definitely be the gift that will keep on giving...

For Republicans who need a distraction.

[Parche]

27. Baby

This is the only Whining Baby I know!! :rofl: :bounce:


Rep John Mica R-FL

[dancingme]

28. Has Laura Bush suffered more than DanniLynn?

:eyes:

[EnviroBat]

29. Well, to celebrate this glorious occasion, I think I will fly a plane

this afternoon, with a baby diaper over my head and face...

[ck4829]

32. OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

Did I mention "OMG!"

:sarcasm:

[DrDan]

34. thank you . . .

I was afraid I would have to resort to some FOX TV, or CNN, or MSNBC to get this breaking update.

I wonder of the mods would consider a special forum for those of us interested in a more in-depth discussion of this important, historical event?

[madokie]

36. what I really want to hear more than anything is when the murder charges are to be files

on her lawyer and co.

[Skidmore]

39. I thought you meant that * was reprising his Mission Accomplished

stunt.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

40. I thought you meant bush

I expected to read he was throwing a tantrum and someone walked in on him. :shrug:

[Roland99]

43. Too bad the dingo didn't eat her baby

So glad to know this baby is now in my town.

Maybe I could challenge Birkhead for paternity. :D

[Seabiscuit]

44. Oh, no!!! With this in the headlines, how am I going to bet my Britney fix???

[underpants]

47. ReeeeeeeeePORT!

I googled Britney Spears, here is what I found

(Executive summary)

She will be releasing an autobiography
There is currently a bidding war over a tell-all interview
Although he doesn't like seeing her vagina Bruce Willis is benefitting from no longer being a paparazzi target
She was seen in public with someone named Howie Day

[Seabiscuit]

52. Ohmyluckystars! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

:crazy:

[porphyrian]

46. Who the fuck are they and why do we care? - n/t

[rsmith6621]

48. Baby With Family..Larry Can Get Drunk

....That is how he appears to me at least....Careless as well.

[Little Wing]

50. Well someone pick it up and drop it again

[EstimatedProphet]

51. Thank God! I can finally breathe again!

I've been SO worried about the future of the baby!