I had a dream.... (be careful what you wish for)

[Randall Flagg]

I dreamed that Obama heard Tx Gov. Perry's talking about secession and the cheers of Texans when Palin mentioned it.

I dreamed that the following day, he gave them their wish. He then gave a speech that included these points:

"In accordance with your intentions, we will not allow Texas to secede, however, we have, as of now, expelled Texas from the Union. We are pulling NASA and every other federal program out of Texas and will no longer do business with companies from Texas. The Federal Interstate System will now become toll roads or, if you don't like it, we will simply remove them in one form or another.

"All Social Security and Medicare payments in Texas will now halt.

"We will allow refugees from Texas unfettered relocation into the United States with full privileges of Citizenship for the next 120 days.

"The Government of The United States will pull all Federal Law enforcement, DEA and ICE personnel from the territory as well as the National Guard. All U.S. Postal Service will also halt.

"In essence, we are returning you to Mexico. We hope you will enjoy becoming their newest state."









A guy can dream, can't he?

[lamp_shade]

1. Brilliant. Bookmarked.

[Randall Flagg]

3. Thanks, and to carry is a step further in the news reports:

Scene from the TX LA border after President Obama's announcement.



AP: Roads from TX to LA jammed with fleeing refugees.



Hispanic influences already being seen in Houston.




George W. Bush reacts with "I can be a President again!"

[helderheid]

2. Nice.

:thumbsup:

[dmr]

4. Love dreams like this!

:)

[Terry in Austin]

5. Damn - I've got just 120 days

Let's see: pack, sell house, move to Oregon...

[Randall Flagg]

10. I'd try to sell before they go to Pesos.

Doesn't look good. Mebbe Rick could front you some money?

[spanone]

6. lots of good folks down there, let's get rid of one politician...treason, that's a good one

heck, may not be true, but the thugs are never obsessed with the truth

[Randall Flagg]

11. You're right. There are.

That's why they get four months to move the hell out of there. :)

[spanone]

13. sounds fair!

:rofl:

[azurnoir]

7. So would Texas then be North Mexico or would

Mexico be South Texas?

[Randall Flagg]

15. I think it would be more deserving...

Northern Mexico.

[lsewpershad]

8. Funny and brilliant

[arthritisR_US]

9. WOW, that's quite the dream there! Rather brilliant :-) n/t

[Brickbat]

12. Frankly, I advocate this all the time.

South Carolina wants to secede? Fine. Do it. See how far it gets you. Texas thinks it can manage on its own? Go knock yourself out, boys. But don't come crying to mama when the sun goes down.

[AwakeAtLast]

14. Can we keep Austin, though?

Not only does my sister live there, it's a great progressive city.

:D

[mdmc]

16. $