***Andrew Brietbart is Introducing Sarah. Might as well call this a Sarah Palin Thread***

[NYC_SKP]

I can take it, I can take the bullshit.

So, hide this thread or join us.

:P

[BOSSHOG]

1. There was a much better dog show on Animal planet tonight

[Dr.Phool]

181. I watched the movie about the teacher with Tourettes.

Much better speaker.

[HipChick]

2. omg...that voice..nails.on.a.chalkboard

[babylonsister]

3. m$nbc skipped over Breitbart-the HORROR!

:rofl: She's on now. 'Do you love your freedom?' Yea.

[johnfunk]

11. I love ny freedom to shout, YOU LIE!" And unlike Rep. Wilson, I'm right.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

4. Someone forgot to tell Sarah Reagan is dead

[EmeraldCityGrl]

25. still waiting for "ideas"...

[johnnie]

5. So their lord is gay?

It says it right on her podium.

[NYC_SKP]

81. I saw that, someone in that crowd must have noticed...

[tblue37]

141. Really big beauty pageant hair tonight. nt

[dmr]

177. And she looks old

[HipChick]

6. she's only taking pre-screened question..

that figures..

[NYC_SKP]

7. "Happy Birthday Ronald Reagan" :puke: Hmm, it cost $166. per attendee to get her.

What a pathetic wreck of a batshit crazy whackjob....

OMG, she has children.

:scared:

[SharonRB]

8. So far she hasn't said anything.

[mdmc]

23. love the Obama-ized pic

:toast:

[SharonRB]

26. Thanks!

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. She is not aging well.

That voice....that perky shrill piercing voice.

[HipChick]

12. and that's after all that plastic surgery..

[babylonsister]

10. Brown, just a guy with a truck. Bwhahaha! nt

[bagimin]

13. Who wrote this crap?

[SharonRB]

16. According to another thread

one of Gore's former writers. Maybe he's trying to ambush her.

[bagimin]

20. It must be her delivery then... this is the worst.

[SharonRB]

22. Just awful

and they're eating up the read meat.

[NYC_SKP]

40. She lacks cadence, she's reading, she doesn't have the concept of what she wants to say...

...it only comes together when she hits a phrase or slogan.

Her speech, thus, is a mirror of her thinking patterns.

[NYC_SKP]

57. ...

oops.

[babylonsister]

67. She doesn't have the smarts, never mind the concept. nt

[The Straight Story]

14. Like other politicians she is good at telling people what they want to hear, which is why she is

so popular with some.

[PCIntern]

15. I think I'm gonna be sick...

it's like having the joke you tell often come true...NOOOOOO!

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[nolabear]

18. Ah, content-free television.

[Lint Head]

19. Soon to be conspirator convicted of terrorism Bright-Fart.

[bullwinkle428]

21. Hmmm...sounds like she's telling the Democratic base to not give up on Obama!

:D

[NYC_SKP]

24. They're "Forcing both parties to change the way they're doing business". Oh. Really.

They are so powerful.

Keep yakkin', Sarah.

:eyes:

[SharonRB]

27. Barack may use a TelePrompter

but he always looks like he's not. She's obviously reading from notes -- and not very well.

[babylonsister]

101. She's using everything at her disposal. I wish I could flush her. nt

[dmr]

184. lol

:hurts:

I'm not even watching, but this thread tells me all I need to know

:rofl:

I did DVR it just so I could watch her head spin on Fast Forward.

[babylonsister]

Now Sarah is schooling the Obama admin about how words matter.

:rofl:

And she's lying, just like the rest of her party. Sigh, and :puke:

[SharonRB]

35. The bigger problem is that they believe her

[babylonsister]

47. Of course they do: they spent a lot of money for this show.

That's why it's so frustrating, because they're brainless and don't care for facts.

[Canuckistanian]

49. Yeah. Words like "Obama death panels"

:puke:

[dixiegrrrrl]

28. National Security is one place where you gotta call it like it is.

What the hell does that mean?

[NYC_SKP]

34. "Christmas Miracle". Jeebus saved us from the pantsbomber.

What a twit.

[deacon]

191. It was meant to mean the latest screwup was worse than 911, which happened tunder the GOP. n/t

[madrchsod]

29. oh no....she`s trying so hard but her vibrator battery is running low

[EmeraldCityGrl]

30. rehashing old news

[bullwinkle428]

31. Here we go with the demands to shred the Constitution!

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

32. Yeah, Sarah

and Richard Reid was read his rights before he was even questioned.

[spanone]

36. don't distract her with facts...she's never had to deal with them.

[babylonsister]

33. Rec'd for sarah, the pimpess of the teabag movement!

:yoiks:

[bullwinkle428]

37. Pimping out her son in the military. Who had 17 minutes in the pool?

[Liberal In Texas]

38. What a huge lie.

The Underwear Bomber has been talking his head off.

[Patsy Stone]

52. She got the biggest applause

for dissing Obama's Constitutional law background, insinuating it precludes him from being a Commander in Chief. That should tell you all you need to know about this crowd. The law is inconvenient when it comes to their agenda.

[SharonRB]

55. True dat.

[Patsy Stone]

77. I'm going back to NASCAR now.

It's more educational. :)

[bagimin]

39. Does she even watch the news?

[Patsy Stone]

41. She looks awful.

Not sure if it's bad lighting or what.

[SharonRB]

51. Her hair got really long.

:hi:

[HipChick]

56. oh the Wig or weave...I guess you can say its her hair..she paid for it

[PSzymeczek]

127. She can show you

the receipt!

[Patsy Stone]

61. It did.

But I think some Restalyne could be her friend. :hi:

[TokenQueer]

42. "The children, the children... won't someone please save the children!"

:eyes:

[babylonsister]

43. What the FUCK does she know about Islamic extremists?

:crazy:

[gratuitous]

92. She saw a falafel stand on the way in

Duh!

[deacon]

189. It's all bush talk, She's just like him. She's an insane warmonger. n/t

[madrchsod]

44. oh no! she`s getting lost ......

time to change the battery......

[SharonRB]

45. Nukular

Pronounced like a true righty. Why can't any of them pronounce it correctly?

[bagimin]

50. Take a drink

[HipChick]

46. People seeking refugee still wondering is Alaska is that beacon of hope?

WTF?

[SharonRB]

59. I think she got Alaska and Amurka confused

[EmeraldCityGrl]

48. Reading comprehension...can't even read her own written word.

[madrchsod]

63. she did`t write....wait you are right- she did!

[EmeraldCityGrl]

Barry Goldwater just rolled over in his grave.

[madrchsod]

53. amazing how far she`s come with a 7th grade education....

[Hatalles]

54. "Alaska is that beacon of hope..."

LOL... She is crashing and burning!!!

[madrchsod]

58. i thought that`s what she said.......

[HipChick]

60. she effed up already..

:rofl:

[dixiegrrrrl]

62. Yes... I AM tired of the talk.

STFU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NYC_SKP]

64. "HOLY SNAPS! She is going for the DEAR LEADER’S throat!! The mediaWHORES buttkissers to the JOKER...

"HOLY SNAPS! She is going for the DEAR LEADER’S throat!! The mediaWHORES buttkissers to the JOKER ain’t gonna like that."

Courtesy of the Freeper Thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2445726/posts?q=1&;page=339#339

:rofl:

[babylonsister]

66. Wow, you've been busy!

:rofl:

[Sebastian Doyle]

65. Geezus.. I just turned on the MSNBC stream

first thing I see is this idiot standing there with an empty look on her face. Then it's like full speed into Terra terra terra mode.

"We need a strong national defense" :wtf:

Hey DIPFUCK, we spend more money on fucking "defense" than all the other goddamn countries on the planet COMBINED, you stupid moose raping empty headed shit for brains puppet.

[johnfunk]

68. She's rolling out the 21st century "Know Nothing" agenda

[madrchsod]

69. does she have any idea what she is saying ?

[HipChick]

70. she lost me already..

and it only took me 3yrs to get my first degree..

[EmeraldCityGrl]

82. so folks are ya getting your $100,000 worth of Sarah?

[babylonsister]

71. Nope, but the teabaggers love it. nt

[Patsy Stone]

72. No.

She keeps getting lost in the cards, but I'm sure she has the applause/laugh lines underlined and highlighted.

[Sebastian Doyle]

94. Hell, she probably doesn't even know who WROTE what she's saying.

I doubt it was Todd this time.

[madrchsod]

73. how`s that hopie changie thing....

[SharonRB]

74. STFU already, Barbie

:puke:

"How's all that hopey, changey stuff workin' for ya?" I hate her so much I have no words for it.

[babylonsister]

76. I'm so disgusted. She claims shit, but doesn't back it up, and who

cares? Who will care? :puke:

[NYC_SKP]

75. OMG! OMG! Her lecturn! The wurdz on her lecturn! They Say, "GAY LORD"!!11!!1

:

:

:rofl:

Does she know???!!!

[SharonRB]

79. ROFLMAO

:rofl:

[madrchsod]

83. i think he turned gay just by listening to her........

[patrice]

148. What is she . . . wearing double-decker Bump-Its in her hair? - I bet.

[HipChick]

78. She's talking about spending?..oh really?

[babylonsister]

80. And broken promises, GUV? nt

[SharonRB]

84. Can you say...

tanning bed and airfare for her girls?

[deacon]

190. Yeah and look at that multicultural audience! Amazing. n/t

[babylonsister]

85. Rec'd this for those who cannot see! And she's batshit crazy! Catch

the rerun!

[HipChick]

86. she's talking about transparency...when she resorted to using yahoo mail

to hide Alaska state biz...let alone that Todd Co ran the state..

[EmeraldCityGrl]

87. "foundational principles?" Did she mean founding principles?

[babylonsister]

89. Ha! With sara, what's the diff? nt

[EmeraldCityGrl]

108. Freedom...men/women in uniform...less government...lower taxed...

nothing new here folks.

[patrice]

163. No, no, no... 1/2 a shade lighter than your skin tone; water-base for oily complexion, oil-base for

dry skin . . . Gotta' look right for the wink, don'tcha know?

[tammywammy]

88. LOL! talking about leaving debt on the children

Like you did in Wasilla?

[babylonsister]

90. So damned hypocritical. nt

[Liberal In Texas]

91. Conveniently not mentioning the reupkes getting us $8T into debt

under *Bush II.

[patrice]

173. Yeah, added $20 million before she left and no side-walks.

[tammywammy]

183. Yeah, but she got a fancy house with features eerily similar to the Sports Complex

Oh wait, Todd built the house with his buddies. :eyes:

[SharonRB]

93. The big wigs went to jail?

She might be joining them.

[babylonsister]

97. We can hope. nt

[HipChick]

98. The only way Sarah would ever look attractive is sitting in a jail cell in an orange jump suit..

[NMDemDist2]

122. speaking of big wigs...

is she wearing a "fall" ?

her hair looks fake in the back

[babylonsister]

95. REC'D! nt

[madrchsod]

96. oh god....get government out of the way!!!!!

[NYC_SKP]

99. It's coming. "Drill baby, drill!"

Betcha!

[babylonsister]

103. No way. She's moved on. Or not. Depends on what her handlers

told her to talk about.

[Liberal In Texas]

100. Blah blah blah...across state lines...blah blah blah...tort reform

That's all they've got.

[madrchsod]

102. i think i`m profoundly dumber by listening to her!

[madrchsod]

104. stimulus! she`s got a new battery in her pocket rocket

[Sebastian Doyle]

105. Moosealini says "How can I best serve my country?"

Uh how about GO BACK TO WASILLA AND FUCKING DIE??

[bullwinkle428]

106. I switched her off and turned on the NASCAR race about 10 minutes ago -

much more entertaining!

[bagimin]

107. A box of rocks.

[madrchsod]

109. lincoln! lincoln would have hated her!

[dixiegrrrrl]

110. She just said " progress'n" someting or the other.

"The movement is fresh and young and fragile "
but
"we are the keepers of an honored tradition?????"

[Emit]

111. That whole last part was a mess

I didn't understand any of it

[Sebastian Doyle]

112. " a tradition of conservative values and good works"

Really?? How the Hell can you have two completely polar opposites in one "tradition"? :crazy:

[patrice]

180. "good works", yeah forget all of that bootstrap stuff, we're goin' for cannonization now"

[madrchsod]

113. oh god it`s all most over!!!! big ed is next!

[bleever]

114. "Do not let us whack the microphone with a pre-planned gesture."

[MadBadger]

115. Raygun Fellatio!

[dixiegrrrrl]

116. Camera just cut to one guy with an enromous long yawn.

Some audience members looked glazed.

[NYC_SKP]

117. "She’s so GOOD. Completely real and genuine."

:rofl:

Freeper comment.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

118. one things for sure...she wrote this speech.

[EmeraldCityGrl]

$100,000...?????

[bullwinkle428]

125. I don't think she's capable of writing a grocery list!

[madrchsod]

119. ..hey we have a big reagan statue you can hump sarah.....

[bagimin]

120. President Palin

[dixiegrrrrl]

121. She finished that last sentence in a rush .

sounded like a bowling ball falling downstairs.

[madrchsod]

128. yup!....apt description...

[Liberal In Texas]

123. Holy Crap! Those people should demand their money back.

That was seriously awful.

[patrice]

124. I think I'd prefer to go clean the cat-box.

[NYC_SKP]

126. Q and A time for Palin!!!

Woo Hoo!!!

:woohoo:

[HipChick]

130. The tea baggers are the future of the country

umm..ok..

[NYC_SKP]

134. Yes. and those other two parties had better watch out. I think she believes her own BS. n/t

[HipChick]

she's off her cards now...

she's rambling on Divine Intervention

[SharonRB]

138. Thank goodness I'm only a half hour from the Canadian border

I can make a quick getaway.

[madrchsod]

132. what youu go`n doo about it..

[Patsy Stone]

133. Do you think she's alrady seen them?

Since they're "off the internet", I do. But any time Sarah gets to ramble incoherently, there's comedy gold in them thar hills.

[NYC_SKP]

137. Fer sure they were screened, maybe they were even written by staff.

This top three things to do question doesn't sound like a real question, and it's something she covered in her yammering.

[Patsy Stone]

150. "And Holy Jeez, I'm scared if I'm not a part of this."

:rofl:

[Liberal In Texas]

139. Obviously. These are pat canned answers.

[Patsy Stone]

152. Delivered while on Meth.

She's a nutter.

[tammywammy]

LOL! "My husband isn't a registered republican he's too independent"

Oh honey, we know that he's so independent he wants Alaska to secede.

[Sebastian Doyle]

129. Oh Christ, she's not done yet?

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :crazy:

[bullwinkle428]

131. She makes me want to make a "beautiful movement"!

[madrchsod]

135. i just finished supper an hour ago.....

[HopeOverFear]

136. Bob Shrum just said

"a merchant of hate with an "oh gosh" smile"

[Sebastian Doyle]

144. I'm not a fan of Bob Shrum at all

but he nailed that one.

[dixiegrrrrl]

140. A whole roomful of seriously dull and drab people with no energy at all.

Didja notice?
there is NO energy...Palin is going thru the motions, totally scripted.
She is actually coming across flat.

Is she on drugs? Looks tired and dried out.

[HipChick]

146. applause is delayed too..

[NYC_SKP]

155. That comes from not being sure if they should applaud, not understanding what she said.

needing to hear someone else clap first to know if what she said was worthy.

[Jackeens]

142. Ooooops, Freepers noticed “Alaska is a beacon of hope” too

*sigh* it’s a good speech but yeah we just can’t afford a flop like “Alaska is a beacon of hope” right now. that’s ALL the MSM is going to quote and focus on...great speech overall but she’s tired though you can tell. she spent all her energy at that speech in Salina yesterday apparently. GOD, please keep giving her strength!


but to tell u the truth...Alaska IS the beacon of hope right now as far as i’m concerned. Obama’s brought “America” into shambles for the moment, we’re totally beholden in debt to other countries, our national security is weak, etc...etc...(not that anybody would reason that way...though maybe Palin could have paused and been like..oh dear slip, and then make a snipe about the MSM or something...)


I don’t think the Alaska thing will be that big.


Heck I had no idea she even “messed up” that line til I came on here. I think Alaska is that shining city on a hill. It’s a beautiful place to live



:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

161. Hi Jackeens!

:hi:

[Jackeens]

179. Hello you!

:toast:

[SharonRB]

143. I guess the concept of separation of church and state

went right over her head.

[buzzard]

145. Apparently so.n/t

[Liberal In Texas]

147. Lame-Stream Media.

She talking about her employer?

[madrchsod]

149. oh god she`s digging herself deeper in the well

[nolabear]

151. That woman can take longer to say nothing than anybody else.

But didn't she just advocate for a Theocracy? Divine intervention?

[Sebastian Doyle]

153. "I tell ya my husband Todd, he's not a registered Republican"

Well of course not, fuckwit. He's a secessionist radical FASCIST. :rofl:

[HipChick]

156. He registered as AIP by mistake for 7yrs

[MadBadger]

154. Her plan...is she doesnt have a fucking plan!

[Connie_Corleone]

157. Gee, Sarah, that's some plan you got there.

:eyes:

[Sebastian Doyle]

158. "We win. They lose"

Win WHAT, you vacant cow?

[nolabear]

170. Not to mention HOW.

[dixiegrrrrl]

171. Npw THAT's a plan.

Go Sarah go.

[tblue37]

159. Watching the interview with her and Breitbart.

She keeps stroking her own leg, as though this is a porn video! nt

[tblue37]

186. I meant her and Judson Phillips, of course. nt

[tblue37]

192. Now we know she was probably just trying to wipe of the evidence of her

cheat sheet!

[NYC_SKP]

160. "son has never turned on CSPAN his entire life". That's believable. n/t

[bleever]

165. Not being all informed, like the elitists.

Goon on ya, Track.

[Sebastian Doyle]

167. I'll bet she never has either.

And Todd probably only did it when she was on the road without him and he had to.... ah never mind, don't want to get the thread locked.

[Sheltiemama]

185. But not something to be proud of.

[blogslut]

162. Keep getting that botox, Mrs. Lady Person Ex-Governor

It's making your face look as hard as your heart.

[tblue37]

164. Watching the interview video.

Yes, Sarah--get your fans to primary Republicans in safe seats!!!

[madrchsod]

166. thank god she`s going to finish this ...what the fuck was that?

[HipChick]

168. Ed is laughing his arse off..

[SharonRB]

169. Fuck you, Sarah

It's not Barack who doesn't want to work with the Repukes. It's the other way around, and don't pretend otherwise. He's tried as hard as he can and they rebuff him at every turn.

[tammywammy]

172. "It's not about the money"

Then why didn't you refuse the speaking fee?

[Liberal In Texas]

174. Bortz ... ICK

[nolabear]

175. Thanks for playing. Don't let the door hit ya...

[blogslut]

176. "Give it to the cause"

What cause is that? I do hope someone tracks exactly where her payment goes because I really doubt she's going to do anything more than pocket a majority of it.

[NYC_SKP]

178. CSPAN will soon be taking calls, I'm gonna stay with this.

Republican and Democrats call in lines.

No Independents or Teabagger lines. Hmmm.

I hope they get to it soon.

[Sebastian Doyle]

182. "Abortocentrism"??

Is Boortz pro-choice or something? That would be unusual for a reich wing radio guy, but he definitely seems to have a problem with the Repuke obsession with that issue.

[NYC_SKP]

187. Good shot of the crib notes in the palm of her hand:

[deacon]

188. And pretends bush was never president. It didn't happen. All our woes are due to one year of Obama.

This is one demented out of touch woman.