Imagine the next Republican primary debates

[Phoebe Loosinhouse]

1. Raise your hand if you believe in evolution

2. Raise your hand if you think GLBTs should be incarcerated or at least separated from society for their beliefs and lifestles

3. Raise your hand if you believe Roe V Wade should be overturned

4. Raise your hand if you believe Birth Control pill Plan B should be banned

5. Raise your hand if you believe all birth control should be banned

6. Raise your hand if you believe corporations are "persons" who deserve as much free speech as they are willing to pay for

7. Raise your hands if you believe the US has an intrinsic right to imprison accused terrorists indefinitely and without charges and to torture them if necessary.

8. Raise your hands if you think #7 above applies to US citizens on US soil as well as "enemy combatants"

9. Raise your hand if you think Medicare and Social Security should be abolished and placed in the hands of private for profit
enterprise.

10. Raise your hand if you believe in pre-emptive warfare

11. Raise you hand if you think all illegal immigrants should be rounded up and deported.

12. Raise your hand if you think climate change is a hoax

13. Raise your hand if you think regulations are unnecessary and that all industries are essentially benevolent and capable of policing themselves.

14. Who is your favorite, John Galt or Howard Roark and why?

14. What is your favorite Bible verse and why?


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They're gonna have a tough time trying to please their base and sounding sane at the same time

[Kerrytravelers]

1. All they need to do is please their base with a few hunks out front and those who never pay

attention will fall for it all again. Time and time again.

[SpiralHawk]

2. Raise your hand if you will continue Republicon BORROW & SPEND fiscal jerkoffery

to fund Republicon Oil-Profits Crusade-for-Cronies, and thus perpetuate the republicon strategery of FAIL by stuffing the US economy into the crapper -- all the while "claiming' to be "conservatives"

[change_notfinetuning]

3. Raise your hand if you don't know much about history, don't know much

biology, don't know much about a science book?

Okay, thank you for playing "Is my favorite presidential candidate dumber than a rock."

[Kerrytravelers]

4. All they need to do is please their base with a few hunks out front and those who never pay

attention will fall for it all again. Time and time again.