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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 09:48 AM
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"Ever since birth, I have suffered from an inability to turn Left. It's my handicap." -- Rahm
Edited on Wed Jan-20-10 10:30 AM by Leopolds Ghost
Rahm Emanuel reveals Magnum, the new Fall look of the Democratic Party.





"Is it just me, or they all the same look?"



The Party has rejected their previous politics, known as "Blue Steel",



much to the chagrin of Scott Brown, the Republican Party's latest star in the exclusive world of male modeling.



("Scott Brown! He's so hot right now.

Do you think we could get him to lower wages in Malaysia?")




Unfortunately, Rahm is plagued by a childhood inability to turn left.

He understands working class voters are angry and fed up,



and pledges to get back in touch with the Party's roots.



On behalf of the Administration, Rahm remains committed to the Health Care Reform bill, saying it will be a fitting memorial to the hard won sacrifice of Democrats who fought for the bill.



He pledges to make the Party "once again a welcoming home for people who think there is more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously wealthy and good-looking."

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AgentZero Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 09:55 AM
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1. Not an Ambiturner?
We need a telethon
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 10:41 AM
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4. We need a walk-off.
Rahm Emanuel and Scott Brown.

First one improvises,

his competitor copies what the Republican does and elaborates.

Old-school rules. Let's keep it clean, people.
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Tim01 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 10:05 AM
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2. Damn. You must be bulimic.
KUDOS!!!!
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 10:46 AM
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5. You can read minds?
Edited on Wed Jan-20-10 10:52 AM by Leopolds Ghost
:hi:
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 10:06 AM
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3. "What we need is an institute for DLC Dems who can't read good." - Rahm
Edited on Wed Jan-20-10 10:09 AM by Leopolds Ghost
Or do other stuff good, too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoolander

Just so no one without a sense of humor gets offended.
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 11:07 AM
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6. What's up with the unrecs? Geez.
Edited on Wed Jan-20-10 11:12 AM by Leopolds Ghost
Zoolander says:

"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your "do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as a conservative Democrat, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way... just so long as you can make a name for yourself as a conservative Democrat, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?"

:evilfrown:
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kenny blankenship Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 11:11 AM
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7. That's a hard break then, because you're headed for a yawning chasm on your right
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 11:27 AM
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9. Scott Brown to announce Derelicte: a vision of Wall Street Republican restoration
Edited on Wed Jan-20-10 11:29 AM by Leopolds Ghost
"Let me show you Derelicte. It is a fashion, a way of life inspired by the very homeless, the vagrants, the whores and politicians, the exciting tradition of economic uncertainty that make this wonderful country so unique."

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DatManFromNawlins Donating Member (640 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 11:27 AM
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8. This was why he had to give up his dream as a NASCAR driver
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 01:34 PM
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10. What is this? A health care bill for Ants!?
The final health care reform act has to be at least... 3 times bigger than this!
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Leopolds Ghost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 08:44 PM
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11. Throughout history, the powers that be have used male models to maintain their dominance.
Shallow, programmable and easy to control! They are the perfect agents for the elite...

Brown is obviously a member of this trend.
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Edweird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 08:52 PM
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12. I like what you did there. K&R
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anonymous171 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 08:52 PM
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13. Perfect analogy.
Like Zoolander, Rahm and the DLCers are too concerned with superficial SUPER MAJORITIES to notice what really needs to be done.
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Skip Intro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-20-10 09:24 PM
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14. ROFL! The "Crazy Pills" one will probably end up being my sig pic...
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