Rush Limbaugh asks for donations to ease Haitian suffering...

[rfranklin]

Talk show host Rush Limbaugh has asked his listeners to send in donations to ease the suffering of Haitians who have been injured in the devastating earthquake there. Speaking from his Palm Beach estate, the noted bloviator asked his listeners to send their supplies of Oxycontin, Percocet and Percodan to him care of the EIB network.

"I believe that these medicines will be a Godsend for the people of Haiti who are suffering unendurable pain," said Limbaugh. "It is our duty as Americans to do this. I will personally make arrangements to distribute the drugs to those who need them."

[Demoiselle]

1. Oh damn, you got me.

But I should have remembered that certain borderline personality disorders are beyond redemption.

[Control-Z]

9. Got me too.

Damn. I doubted it could be true, but I gave it thought. Like, how he could possibly wiggle out of all the prior shit he's been spewing. How he'd back peddle the "meals on wheels" crap. I clicked just to see what kind of story he had fabricated. Silly me.

[Laf.La.Dem.]

2. funny or true

:toast:

[jaxx]

3. You mean Rush didn't grow a soul overnight?

:rofl:

[malaise]

4. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Too good - :rofl:

[Initech]

5. I wouldn't be surprised if the slimeball tried that.

Remember his idea of "supporting the troops"? He got people to buy subscriptions to Limbaugh 24/7 for $59.99 / year. Then you could "give" these subscriptions to the troops. :eyes:

[Catshrink]

6. I'll bet you're wicked on April Fools' Day.

[DesertRat]

7. Good one!

[gateley]

8. K&R -- Thanks for the laugh!! nt

[kestrel91316]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[niyad]

11. toooo funny

[Ocracoker16]

12. Gave me the first laugh I have had in awhile

[TPaine7]

13. LOL n/t

[donheld]

14. I pray he gets a lot of these donations

and takes them all at one time

[progressoid]

15. ROFL!

[driver8]

16. Now THAT'S funny!! n/t

[DailyGrind51]

17. Can Rush spare any, or will he have to send his housekeeper out for more?