We need a micro wave scanner that will set off anything someone has hidden.
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We need a micro wave scanner that will set off anything someone has hidden.
That will make this problem go away and save a lot of time and effort. Just be sure bystanders are out of harms way.
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:46 AM
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1. Right...no bystanders at an airport security station...
Who cares if you blow up a plane if you can kill 500 people at the airport?
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:48 AM
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3. Build strong units that are set away from others. n/t
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:54 AM
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5. Please explain how that's gonna work. In detail. nt
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:01 AM
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7. Easy build a blast room, send everyone in and turn on micro wave. n/t
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:49 AM
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4. Hell, it's more efficint for the terrorists to do it that way. nt
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:47 AM
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2. You again? Yeah, that's a great idea; I hide my insulin pump.
The stoopid--it's alive and living on DU.
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Wed Dec-30-09 10:58 AM
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6. A ray capable of setting off plastic explosive would fry a person
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:05 AM
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9. We just need a better micro wave. n/t
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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Why not instead invent a Unicorn that sniffs out anything dangerous, and when it's not working sings showtunes?
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:05 AM
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8. Just sprinkle chili powder on everyone's nose.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:07 AM
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This or knockout gas in the cabin
This idea was floated shortly after 9/11. If a disturbance erupted, knockout gas would flood the cabin putting everyone to sleep. I really like that idea. Common sense always wins.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:25 AM
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19. But in this case the plane would have burned and crashed.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:07 AM
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10. Have an image of GW at every entrance.
If they try to attach explosives to the image then lock them up. If they just try spitting on him or something less drastic than explosives let them go.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:12 AM
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11. Microwaves do wonders to flesh
Anyone up for being cooked from the inside out?
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:14 AM
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12. didn't you watch gremlins?
you'll be cooked like a hot pocket.
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:16 AM
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13. Thoughts. Hidden thoughts. They must be detected.
That will be the important breakthrough. Governments are working on that detection technique even as we post!
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:17 AM
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14. That wouldn't be good for people who carry nitroglycerin tablets for angina pectoris
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:31 AM
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22. Don't hide it, just declare it. n/t
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:20 AM
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15. Okay, I'll bite some more. How do we know who goes into the blast room? nt
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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16. Everyone who wants to get on the plane. n/t
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Wed Dec-30-09 11:27 AM
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20. Including the bomber? I am not following your logic. nt
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What we need is a physic standing at the check station. That way they can tell who's holding and who isn't. Truthfully, I do believe that some people have physic instincts, but I am just making fun of the republicans and THEIR SOLUTIONS to everything.
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