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CK_John Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:43 AM
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We need a micro wave scanner that will set off anything someone has hidden.
That will make this problem go away and save a lot of time and effort. Just be sure bystanders are out of harms way.
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brooklynite Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:46 AM
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1. Right...no bystanders at an airport security station...
Who cares if you blow up a plane if you can kill 500 people at the airport?
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CK_John Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:48 AM
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3. Build strong units that are set away from others. n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:54 AM
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5. Please explain how that's gonna work. In detail. nt
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CK_John Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:01 AM
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7. Easy build a blast room, send everyone in and turn on micro wave. n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:49 AM
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4. Hell, it's more efficint for the terrorists to do it that way. nt
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:47 AM
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2. You again? Yeah, that's a great idea; I hide my insulin pump.
The stoopid--it's alive and living on DU.
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Kurt_and_Hunter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 10:58 AM
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6. A ray capable of setting off plastic explosive would fry a person
So not feasible.
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CK_John Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:05 AM
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9. We just need a better micro wave. n/t
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naaman fletcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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18. Well in that case..
Why not instead invent a Unicorn that sniffs out anything dangerous, and when it's not working sings showtunes?
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:05 AM
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8. Just sprinkle chili powder on everyone's nose.
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Don Caballero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:07 AM
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This or knockout gas in the cabin
This idea was floated shortly after 9/11. If a disturbance erupted, knockout gas would flood the cabin putting everyone to sleep. I really like that idea. Common sense always wins.
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Hassin Bin Sober Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:25 AM
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19. But in this case the plane would have burned and crashed.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:07 AM
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10. Have an image of GW at every entrance.
If they try to attach explosives to the image then lock them up.

If they just try spitting on him or something less drastic than explosives let them go.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:12 AM
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11. Microwaves do wonders to flesh
Anyone up for being cooked from the inside out?
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endless october Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:14 AM
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12. didn't you watch gremlins?
you'll be cooked like a hot pocket.
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DavidDvorkin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:16 AM
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13. Thoughts. Hidden thoughts. They must be detected.
That will be the important breakthrough. Governments are working on that detection technique even as we post!
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:17 AM
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14. That wouldn't be good for people who carry nitroglycerin tablets for angina pectoris
:shrug:
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CK_John Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:31 AM
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22. Don't hide it, just declare it. n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:20 AM
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15. Okay, I'll bite some more. How do we know who goes into the blast room? nt
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CK_John Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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16. Everyone who wants to get on the plane. n/t
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:27 AM
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20. Including the bomber? I am not following your logic. nt
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CK_John Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:29 AM
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21. Well duh!
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Bitwit1234 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-30-09 11:23 AM
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17. YOU ARE ALL WRONG
What we need is a physic standing at the check station. That way they can tell who's holding and who isn't.

Truthfully, I do believe that some people have physic instincts, but I am just making fun of the republicans and THEIR SOLUTIONS to everything.
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