I am so liberal, that I have two left hands instead of a left hand and a right hand.

[LoZoccolo]

I cannot even clap without turning one hand around, and I have to buy my gloves at T.J. Maxx in order to get them cheap enough to buy two pairs every time.

When I was going to get my driver's license, they asked me if I wanted to registe to vote and I said yes. Then they asked me what party to put down and I said "put me down as a liberal". She said there wasn't a liberal party, but there were a couple parties that had liberal in the name. I said forget all that, I am even more liberal than that so put me down as an INDEPENDANT. Her eyes got all surprised I was so liberal. They were also amazed that I could grip the steering wheel with two left hands.

Man I was waiting for the bus in front of Toys R Us by Western and Belmont, over by there, and this other dude at the bus stop wanted to talk about this low-rider that passed by, and this boom truck, but I just kept talking about all my liberal positions, making all these strong arguments for my positions. I must admit that the low-rider and the boom truck were really neat, but I think this country is more important than that, the state of this country that it's in. I told him that I didn't have a car, but I have a license, and I would show him that I'm so liberal that I don't even have a party on it, it just says INDEPENDANT. Then when I showed it I remembered that it doesn't have my registration on it, they just happen to do it at the same place. But he said "but I believe you, dude, you're like a SUPER liberal".

[WeDidIt]

1. +1 for creativity n/t

[AllentownJake]

2. This is the longest nonsense I've seen you write yet

almost recd to encourage you to write more than a sentence.

[LoZoccolo]

6. I do not understand your belief that longer is better.

I think a lot of good points can be made in a short sentence.

I also catch flak for not responding to my own polls; I do that for a reason.

Some people will criticize anything but the actual point being made.

[mmonk]

7. Then try that.

[lob1]

3. I have a similar problem. I have two left feet.

Surprisingly, I'm a good dancer. But I don't anymore, as it's too frustrating. Everytime I spin to my left, I'm actually spinning my
partner to her right. Grrr. I dance no more.

[Towlie]

4. Not only is he super liberal, he's so independent that he has his own way of spelling "independent"!

[shadowknows69]

5. I'm so liberal I always get up on the left side of the bed. Even when it's against a wall.

The climb from my window down to my front door every morning is a real pain in the ass.

[flvegan]

8. Your "personal time" must be like dating twins, then.

Same...but different.

[kwassa]

9. Oasis is a better band than the Beatles.

[EFerrari]

10. I hear bongos behind this. Are you wearing black, LoZo?

:)

[LoZoccolo]

11. No, but I think I see what you see. n/t

[Electric Monk]

14. channeling Shatner

http://www.madlibs.com/

[cherokeeprogressive]

12. Can I Go Mambo Dogface to the Banana Patch?

Teach 'em wrong. That's what I was told might be the greatest joke of all.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

13. I have three left hands. That makes you a DLC warmonger.

I'm 1/3 more liberal than you, shill.

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