President Obama announces plans to increase troops for War on Christmas

[Zomby Woof]

http://www.commercialappeal.com/news/2009/dec/04/mayor-fires-at-obama-online/

Of course, I am enlisting for this one. :patriot:

[Arctic Dave]

1. Duuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmb.

[RoyGBiv]

2. Are Christians not Americans?

Are they not good consumers?

Have they not gone down to the local Wal-Mart and bought a copy of the Peanuts DVD for each room of the house that has a television?

Have they not bought televisions for every room in the house, including the bathroom?

Have they not bought DVD players for all of those televisions?

Are those DVD players and those televisions not pre-programmed with a paid service that blocks out all Presidential speeches and immediately begins playing Christian hymns (or the Peanuts) in its place?