Is anyone following The Rude Pudit on Twitter?

warrior1

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Thu Dec-03-09 08:31 PM
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Is anyone following The Rude Pudit on Twitter?

He's watching some Beck show and it's hilarious!

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warrior1

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Thu Dec-03-09 08:34 PM
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1. here you go

rudepundit

Fuck me, Glenn Beck's Xmas Sweater has started early, and look, he found a new group of black people to sing. He gives so much.

rudepundit

If this series of tweets stops suddenly, it means Beck's goons have gotten to me. 37 minutes ago from txt

rudepundit

I know this is Bergen County, NJ on a Tuesday night, but there ain't a dozen people here.

rudepundit

Here comes Beck. He's like Garrison Keillor gone mad. Telling stories like a huckster...oh, fuck, he's already choking up.

rudepundit

I'm not shitting you. I'ts five minutes in and this fucker's weeping, preening that he's gonna tell us his greatest shame.

rudepundit

Now he's showing last year's Xmas Sweater stage show video. And it's like a Simpsons parody of a Xmas stage show.

rudepundit

This fucker actually fancies himself an actor. God, I hate you, Glenn Beck.

rudepundit

This is like being face-fucked by an angry bearf.

rudepundit

It's like watching someone skull fuck Jimmy Stewart's corpse.

rudepundit

Young Eddy, the kid character that's Beck, wants a bike. It's Xmas morning...will his widowed Mom get it for him?

rudepundit

No, it's just a fucking sweater. What a whore his mom is.

rudepundit

His mom knit the sweater while he watched Little House on the Prairie? I want to slap his manboobs.

rudepundit

He crumpled the sweater and threw it in the corner? Good. Teach his kooz mom a lesson.

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Odin2005

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Thu Dec-03-09 09:30 PM
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8. BWAAAAHAHA!!!

:rofl:

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wiggs

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Thu Dec-03-09 08:41 PM
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2. I look forward to his description of how he'll purge his memory. nt

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liberalmuse

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Thu Dec-03-09 08:59 PM
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3. What's his handle? n/t

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DesertRat

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Thu Dec-03-09 09:01 PM
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4. rudepundit n/t

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liberalmuse

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Thu Dec-03-09 09:04 PM
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5. Thanks!

It helps to spell it right. :eyes:

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Cirque du So-What

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Thu Dec-03-09 09:27 PM
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6. He absolutely cracks me up

even in tweet-size doses :rofl:

No narrative necessary. Just keep the tweets comin'!

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Ignis

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Thu Dec-03-09 09:28 PM
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7. I can't. I'd laugh too much to get any work done. (nt)

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meegbear

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Fri Dec-04-09 11:52 AM
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9. Bien Sur!

My blue sig is from one of his tweets.

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