Man faces jail for spitting in Cop's Food.

[DearAbby]

Cook Who Spit in Cop's Burger May Go to Jail

Undoubtedly we've all had that lingering fear at least once in our lives that the cook was in the back doing something horrible to the food we ordered. But what happens when those people get caught? Apparently, they can end up in jail -- at least when the victim is a man of the badge.

Texan Jaime Perez, in his capacity as a cook, had at some point run afoul of the local police chief. When police were called to the restaurant for another matter entirely (Perez had gotten into a fight with a woman), the cook took it upon himself to admit that he'd done something to the chief's burger.

"I did it," Perez said on the recording. "That ain't no lie."

Apparently, he wiped his butt on the bun, put the vegetables in his mouth and spit on the meat. Mmm ... down home cooking.

A witness to Perez's mouthing off about his crime told the chief, who came back to the restaurant and ordered another burger which he then sent to a lab for DNA testing. The tests showed nothing, but the fact that Perez admitted it on tape was enough to get him sent to trial, where he could face up to 10 years in prison for harassment of a public servant.

Link:

http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/18/jaime-perez-cook-who-spit-in-cops-burger-may-go-to-jail/?icid=main

[Lasher]

1. Think I'll fix something here at home for dinner. n/t

[DearAbby]

3. I remember one evening

my husband and I went to a drive thru- I was driving, so it was me who had ordered. They had forgotten something, I was annoyed, waited at the window to catch the attention of the worker. Hubby told me, "be nice, they may spit in our food."

It does go through the back of your mind everytime you go to a fast food window.

[Mari333]

85. rofl

[Blue-Jay]

2. Unavailable for comment:

[Shell Beau]

9. That was my first thought too *meow*

:P

[Initech]

14. I don't want a large Farva! I want a god damn litre of cola!!!!

:rofl:

[Initech]

4. Super Troopers anyone?

Burger Employee: Double bacon cheeseburger, it's for a cop...
Farva: Are you gonna spit in it now?
Burger Employee: Dont spit in that cop's burger...

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

6. lol

[Renew Deal]

12. Oh yeah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-9D2qUHN-E

[proteus_lives]

5. Perez isn't too bright is he?

What he think was going to happen after he spilled the beans?

[Flaneur]

7. 10 years in prison? Only in America...

[Shell Beau]

10. 10 years is excessive, no doubt. But this is so nasty.

So nasty. And could be a health issue. :puke:

[Echo In Light]

11. And how many pigs bully/injure/kill innocent people & receive paid time off?

[Shell Beau]

18. Not seeing the comparison here.

It is wrong to do that to anyone's food. I don't care if it is a cop or not. And who is to say this particular cop did anything wrong. I don't buy into the hate all cops mentality I see here. Sorry.

[Echo In Light]

21. 10 yrs for this is Institutional Revenge, as where numerous cops abuse - and worse - all the time...

... and walk away unscathed...or at worse, a vacation w/pay.

See, I don't "hate" cops, b/c I frankly don't give that much of a shit about them. But I grew up in subcultures that cops specifically target to harass - musicians, artistic types, drug culture, etc...so no, I'm no friend of cop attitude and cop logic.

[Shell Beau]

23. I said I thought 10 years was excessive.

But he should be punished.

[proteus_lives]

91. Here's a tip, don't do drugs.

Then I'd imagine the hassling will go way down.

"Drug culture" :eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

105. Only on DU.

I agree.

[Raineyb]

109. It's not only people who do drugs who are harassed by the police.

What are you going to tell young black men? Stop being young, black, and male?

[Shell Beau]

112. Are all young black men harrassed by the police?

[Raineyb]

113. Are you saying they're not? n/t

[Shell Beau]

114. I am saying that not all young black men are harrassed.

Yes, that is what I am saying. Am I saying there isn't a problem in some communities where they are harrassed because of their color? No, I am not saying that at all. There are crappy cops out there that do target young and old black men.

[Raineyb]

119. Well not every person who is perceived to be involved in the "drug culture" is actually a drug user.

but that didn't seem to stop the person who replied from making an asinine comment about "don't do drugs" did it?

And every black man in this country has been or will be a target of the police it makes no difference how old he is or how he is dressed. THAT you can bank on.

[proteus_lives]

117. I am.

Until proven otherwise, all young, black males don't share the same experiences.

[Raineyb]

120. Well you're not too bright. So I'm not all that surprised.

:shrug:

That said, if you're trying to say that black men in this country are not more likely to be targeted by the police then not only are you not too bright but you have your head up your ass.

[proteus_lives]

122. Wow, being rude really helps you make your point!

You must be such a smart person. How many other people did you tell "You have your head up your ass" today?

I never said that they weren't more likely, just that all of the young, black males haven't or will be targeted by the police. We're talking about a group of millions. It's silly to say that they all have or will share the same experiences. Why, I would even say that it is even stereotypical to think that.

[superduperfarleft]

69. Maybe if cops weren't given carte blanche to rape, murder, and pillage

and then given "paid time off pending investigation" when they actually get caught abusing one of us proles, there wouldn't be such a "hate all cops mentality."

[Shell Beau]

74. Whatever. I tend to not group people together based on

others actions. But that is just me.

[dionysus]

98. i'm not a fan of cops but it's ridiculous to stereotype them as rapists murderers, and pillagers.

what are they, fucking pirates?

[vadawg]

118. AAAAAAAAAArrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrr we are

[Nye Bevan]

22. Right. I'm sure that in Iran the penalty would be much lighter

if a cook wiped his butt on a kebab that he was preparing for a member of the local Sharia-law enforcement.

Actually, given that they cut off thieves' hands, the cook's buttocks would probably be amputated.

[slackmaster]

25. I think it's about right - Handling other peoples' food is a sacred trust

If we can't trust licensed food handlers, we're in deep, deep shit.

Fuck the piece of shit. I hope he dies in prison from food poisoning.

[Zywiec]

8. I'm no fan of cops, but this is gross. n/t

[TexasObserver]

13. When a cook purposely contaminates food for a customer it should be a felony.

[Echo In Light]

17. I'm sure the lawyers could find ample wriggle room re what actually constitutes "contamination"

... in this case

[Shell Beau]

19. If he wiped the bun on his ass, that is contaminating it.

Gross. Gross. Gross. Maybe you'd like a butt-sweaty shitty sandwich. I bet you would think it was contaminated if it was yours.

[Echo In Light]

28. Absolutely! I'm not suggesting otherwise - but had this guy done this to anyone but a cop...

... he wouldn't be facing up to ten yrs

[TexasObserver]

40. I think you're right.

[dysfunctional press]

44. odds are, he has.

the people who 'prepare' the food in fast food places aren't exactly highly paid and highly skilled.
the brain trust in the op is a prime example.

now suppose that he, or someone in his position is a racist homophobe, as well as a cop-hater.
do you think that he'd only contaminated food the one time that he's caught?

[Echo In Light]

53. True. Just the same as the cop who gets caught abusing someone, he/she has likely done it before

... and, being predatory opportunists, will get their jollies off again sooner or later.

However, many moons ago, my wife was breakfast manager at a McDonald's, and tried to run a very tidy ship...despite the (at least) weekly bad experience of encountering some smug doucher who would throw food at her, or other employees. Those folks have a shit job and get treated horribly by yuppie fuckwits who feel entitled to have poor people in service jobs smooch their fat asses. Now, me, I never worked fast food cause, as my wife says, it would've ended in five min, and would include immediate termination, jail, hospital, lawsuits...haha

[dionysus]

99. ten years is ridiculous but messing with people food is a serious issue.

a year or so ago these two kids at a thruway reststop burger king sprayed oven cleaner on a trooper's burger, the guy got really sick. they were both arrested, as they should be, but they didn't get anything like 10 years.

it kinda reminds me of, remember a few years back some repuke senator\governor was riding on a fire truck during some parade, and got hit with a water balloon... they guy who threw it was charged with felony assault.

[Midlodemocrat]

106. Shell. That is the funniest thing you have ever posted.

I'm dying over here.

:rofl:

:thumbsup:

[Shell Beau]

108. LOL!!!

Glad I could give you a giggle! ;) And wasn't this a fun thread???? :evilgrin:

[TexasObserver]

24. There are already people in prison for this crime.

The proof is pretty easy where there is a confession.

There is a case in Texas where a police officer saw a fast food worker laughing and pointing outside to the police car. Suspicious, he looked inside his coke and found a glob of spit. He saved it as evidence, and it was DNA tested against the guy laughing inside the Sonic.

They arrested him, convicted him, and he is serving time in a Texas prison for it now.

The guy that confessed will likely be convicted, and will do time. It's a battery, and against a police officer, it's a higher level crime. He could get five years for this.

[Echo In Light]

32. The peculiar aspect of this is how it's apparently not an uncommon form of revenge against cops

[TexasObserver]

39. It's been popularized in comedies, and that has likely helped spread it.

Given our knowledge of how disease is transmitted, and how many bad things one could get from such an exposure (e coli, for example), we have to take it seriously.

[Echo In Light]

41. Auh, like the ever popular Man/Boy Gets Hit In The Nuts = FUNNY bit in movies and TV

[TK421]

81. Could you imagine another inmate approaching that guy, asking him what

he was in for? I'm in for a double-murder...how about you?

"Uhh...I spit in a coke that a cop ordered"

:rofl:

[stray cat]

51. Maybe if they could show spit, feces, blood, bugs or chemicals are in the recipe?

[Echo In Light]

52. ...ha, yeah, or technically prove the guy actually did as he claimed, I guess

[dhcave]

67. A felony is a life sentence

and in my opinion pretty much creates career criminals due to their lack of other options.

[TexasObserver]

75. No, a felony is not a life sentence. It's a felony.

If your object is to blend in quietly, you're not there yet.

[dhcave]

111. It's a life sentence because

Try getting a decent job, or renting an apartment with a felony.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

15. I wonder who pays for the lab testing?

"sent to a lab for DNA testing"


That's right...the tax payers do...

[Nye Bevan]

27. So what's your point?

Isn't it a good thing that food preparers know that they shouldn't wipe their butts on your food, because they might get caught through DNA testing?

If DNA testing never took place in cases like this because of the expense, this kind of stuff would happen more often.

[Obamanaut]

30. And don't the tax payers pay for rape kits, dui tests, etc? Taxpayers

pay for a lot of stuff. What is your beef with this test?

[bluestateguy]

16. I don't like cops, but that is unacceptable behavior

especially with the flu going around.

10 years in jail seems a bit much, though.

[Nye Bevan]

20. What's with all the hatred of cops on DU?

"I don't like cops"

"I'm no fan of cops"

and someone referring to cops as "Pigs"

all in this thread. Perhaps these people have been angry at all cops ever since they got a speeding ticket? In any case, I'm sure they would swallow their cop-hating principles and call 911 if they became victims of a crime.

And the guy who wiped his butt on the burger deserves 10 years. That was disgusting.

[Echo In Light]

29. Most of the libs/lefties & progressives I know have had bad experiences w/cops

[Nye Bevan]

34. Interesting.

I've never had a bad experience with a cop, but I generally obey the law and treat the police respectfully. I did get a speeding ticket once (which I deserved) and the cop never asked me if I was a lib/leftie or progressive.

[Echo In Light]

37. Must be an appearance thing. The libs I know, myself included, are dirt poor & like loud music & pot

[Codeine]

80. Those aren't lefties,

they're dirtheads.

[proteus_lives]

94. +1000

[TorchTheWitch]

65. most of the cops I know are libs/lefties and progressives themselves

But as bigotry goes, people will tend to use their own personal experiences to degenerate an entire group of people as if the meager number personally encountered can possibly represent the entire group. Exactly what you're doing.

[Echo In Light]

71. Yep...unapologetically biased against cops. Don't like it? Too. Fucking. Bad

[Shell Beau]

76. It is wonderful to be biased against a group of people

because of the actions of some. :eyes:

Personally, I don't care if you hate cops or not. You'd be in the majority here. I happen to be related to one of the best people in the world who is in law enforcement. I'd trust him with my life and even your life, and I don't know you. My brother was a cop and is now a state trooper. There isn't enough money in the world to make me have that job. You see the worst of the worst things on a daily basis. Dead bodies, abusive people, etc., etc., etc. But I am sure they are all terrible people who are out to piss regular people off. Of course, there is always another side. One bad apple spoils the whole bunch.

[Echo In Light]

95. Studies reveal a high degree of authoritarian characteristics among police officers & career militar

That being, placing great value on hierarchical control constructs.

So, no, it's not as though the people who are, per their experiences, distrustful of law enforcement officers, are simply reaching, or painting w/a 'broad brush' re their perceptions.

Besides, when it comes to defending authority figures, it's almost always done by those who have family members, or friends, who hold such positions who can dutifully be counted upon to insist the rest of us somehow have it all wrong on the matter. You know a good one, your brother, and that's all good and well. I, too, have had 'fair' encounters w/cops who, going by how they handled things, weren't the frothing, itchy fingered, hippie hating sadists that, say, Hunter Thompson, describes in his material.

In a rural county not far from here, where I'd been busted for possession many, many yrs ago, my band, back in the 90s, ended up throwing massive druggie/heavy metal parties on this farm that belonged to the bassist's girlfriend's parents, and local bands from around the upper midwest would caravan in ...and as uber redneck as the law was in that neck o the woods, they told us they wouldn't bother us at all (nevermind that most times they were outnumbered by well over a hundred) that they wouldn't disrupt things provided they didn't see anyone leave the premises. And you know...from what I recall they drove by on occasion, people smoking grass, tents and fold-down campers everywhere w/people dosed outta their minds on blotter acid, yet they didn't do a thing.

Now, there's a good example...although I've had some that, re the overall tone of the situation, were the exact opposite, too. So....

[Shell Beau]

100. There are a lot of cops or people in authority positions that abuse the power.

There is no question about that. But I do have experience with many cops from many cities around here, and I know they aren't all like that. So I do defend the good ones because they get lam-blasted here. People don't always remember what these cops go through on a day to day basis. I imagine if I saw mangled up bodies in car wrecks, had to tell the families their loved one was dead, saw domestic abuse victims, rape victims, murderers, scum of the earth people on a day to day basis, I would be hardened. That is why the divorce rate for cops is so high. There is never an excuse for shitty cops abusing people, but don't lump all of them together because it isn't fair to the ones who try to do the right thing and risk their lives doing it. Look at the cops that ran into the burning buildings on 9-11. They risked their lives and died trying to help people. It is their job. Many don't expect to be labeled as heroes because it is their job to protect and to serve. It is a shame that the bad ones ruin it for the good ones.

[Echo In Light]

101. That's cool. Fine by me. It's just I've never ran in circles w/those who know and/or hang out w/cops

... nor care to :bounce:

We'll have to agree to disagree to an extent, I s'pose

[Shell Beau]

102. Cool!

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

103. I don't know one.

Personally, that is. Maybe your friends are all criminals?

[Name removed]

31. Deleted message

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[Echo In Light]

35. Yep. Remove the guns, and the power of state, and what remains?

Exactly

[Nye Bevan]

36. So now "lower middle class" is synonymous with "redneck"?

The generalizations in this thread are beyond belief.

[Echo In Light]

38. No, he's making a finer point than that

[Ignis]

49. I'm sure it has nothing at all with the behavior of some cops.

Nothing at all.

[TorchTheWitch]

64. You're JUST noticing this?

Man, where have you been? Very blatant outspoken foul police bigotry has been overwhelming on DU forever. This thread is tame compared to MANY others. For some unknown reason it's the most prevelent most over the top bigotry allowed here despite the rules. I've long since given up alerting on cop bigotry posts since nothing is ever done about even the worst of them.

[Nye Bevan]

66. It was especially noticeable in this thread

because the anti-cop bigotry was primarily in the subject lines, so it jumped out at me ("don't like cops", "no fan of cops", "pigs", "rednecks" etc. all in the subject lines as opposed to the bodies of the posts). I guess these people are this blatant in their hatred since they are comfortable that the moderators will be fine with this kind of bigotry (as you point out).

I'll try alerting on Post 31 ("most cops are rednecks"). If it's not deleted then this certainly confirms the mods' tolerance of cop-hatred.

[superduperfarleft]

68. Bigotry? Really?

People who compare actual bigotry, as in irrational hatred of minorities, GLBT people, or other marginalized groups, an irrational hatred that actual has real-life consequences to those being hated, to the occasional dislike of an institution who's shit society has evidently decided doesn't stink crack me up.

There's only two kinds of cops: bad cops, and the ones who look the other way.

[Echo In Light]

73. And both types have their fair share of wanna-be's and groupies

[Shell Beau]

77. Your last statement is beyond false.

My brother had to take down a friend of his (another cop) because he was stealing from the crime scenes. They don't all look the other way. That is bullshit. Some do I am sure. Many do I am sure, but don't say all do because that is bullshit. My brother was tormented when he had to do it, but the guy was abusing his postion and stealing. He was doing exactly what he sought out to protect. No way are you right. Sorry. Try again. And my brother was put in the position to do it because the force wasn't going to have it. He didn't just rat on his friend. He had no idea he was doing it. He had to be undercover about it. He felt like a rat. He was in a sense, but he didn't turn his head the other way. And I know he isn't the only one.

[superduperfarleft]

89. "He felt like a rat."

And yet the cop apologists bitch about the whole "stop snitching" thing. Unbelievable...

Your brother was tormented because someone who is given the power of life and death over us proles was abusing his position? Sounds like your brother has some pretty screwed up priorities.

[Shell Beau]

97. My brother doesn't have screwed up priorities. He did the right thing.

It is human nature to feel bad for turning a friend in no matter what the job is. So fuck you. I don't take lightly anyone talking bad about my family. My brother would save your sorry ass if you were in trouble. So fuck off.

[Raineyb]

110. The word bigotry is best left to describing hatred of people due to circumstances that one does not

control such as gender, religion, race.

For a profession? It trivializes actual bigotry. All this cloth rendering because of hatred toward those who enforce the power structure is unnecessary at best.

[Nye Bevan]

116. People don't "control" their religion?

If you're a Catholic or a Christian fundie, it's simply because you have no choice in the matter?

I guess you have to pretend that this is the case. Otherwise, by your definition, religious bigotry would not be bigotry.

[Raineyb]

121. Most people don't choose their religion they end up the same religion their

parents indoctrinated them into.

And when one religion uses its majority status to oppress another religion bigotry certainly can be used there.

That's hardly the same as choosing and training for a profession and the profession one chooses certainly isn't on par with race or gender.

[WI_DEM]

26. he won't get 10 years but he deservably should get some jail time.

Who knows what he's done to food for other people who get on his nerves.

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[dysfunctional press]

42. pretty much everyone who eats fast food regularly has probably had 'contaminated' food...

at least once in their lives. not saying that it's right...only that bored, mischievous, and/or angry teenagers can come up with all sorts of things.

and if you ever send food back...or complain about something and then return to the same restaurant- you're just tempting fate.

bon apetit.

[Luciferous]

43. That's disgusting but 10 years seems excessive

stories like this are one of the biggest reasons I avoid eating out.

[Codeine]

45. He won't get the max. nt

[reflection]

46. 10 years is too much,

and he won't get that, I'm sure, but he ought to see the inside of a jail for that. And he darn sure ought to be tested for every possible disease that can be communicated via blood, feces and saliva. Nasty. I have little sympathy for that jerk.

[DearAbby]

54. I agree

It is too much, seriously doubt he will serve that long.

[unblock]

47. seems odd that the charge would be "harassment of a public servant"

you would think aggravated assault would carry a stiffer sentence.

10 years for "harassment of a public servant" is ridiculous regardless of the circumstances and stinks of revenge.

10 years for aggravated assault (which is what this is -- intentional infliction of physical harm to a protected public servant) is not unreasonable at all as far as the charge goes, though i would rather doubt he would get the maximum sentence in this particular case, unless the officer actually contracted a serious illness from the contamination.

come to think of it, maybe they charged him with "harassment" because he TOLD the police he did it. that is, the crime wasn't the actual contamination, which they probably can't prove, but telling the officer that he did it, which caused emotional distress.

[era veteran]

48. Over 30 years in the hospitality business

I have never seen this done. I have heard a lot of idle threats and jokes about that kind of thing but it is not done. Of course, I work in restaurants not stores, which is what fast food places are called. Independent places are probably your best restaurant choice for many reasons. I would 'go off' if I ever caught an cook/chef doing this. I don't like cops either.

[RaleighNCDUer]

59. It is, IMO, an urban myth made real by an idiot.

When it winds up on the big screen - the clip in the previews for 'Waiting' put me off seeing that movie, and the same audience saw the bit in 'Super Troopers' - it takes a life of its own, but with 20 years in the industry working everything from fast food to 5 star restaurants, I never saw it (though it heard it threatened a couple times).

[era veteran]

62. Exactly

The trailer for 'Waiting" pissed me off.

[dysfunctional press]

88. i've seen it.

it isn't a myth.

[stray cat]

50. IF they spit my my food - prison sounds good

[Odin2005]

55. 10 years for a stupid prank? Shows how much the pigs SUCK.

[reflection]

56. When someone else is potentially exposed to disease,

I respectfully submit that "prank" is not the appropriate word. A prank is when you toilet paper someone's yard.

Feces, saliva and quite possibly blood were apparently introduced into that cop's food. That's dangerous.

Plus, the guy will likely never get 10 years.

[Shell Beau]

57. No way. Wiping your ass with someone's food is no prank.

It is a huge health issue. And the whole I hate cop mentality gets so old. They all deserve what they get. Blah blah blah

:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

104. +1 Shell. It's fuckin' juvenile.

[tammywammy]

58. I'll just wipe my ass with part of your food and see if you like it. n/t

[RaleighNCDUer]

60. HIV, hepititis, flu (H1N1 and/or seasonal), tuberculosis --

some prank.

Let's see you laugh it off when some strange walks up and spits in your mouth.

[Odin2005]

61. I'm not saying he shouldn't be punished.

But firing a fine, and maybe some probation and/or community service would be appropriate.

[Shell Beau]

79. What if he had some disease that was transferred?

This is so gross. You have to have some sort of trust in the people who make your food in restaurants. Spitting is bad enough, but to wipe your ass with one's food.... If it were my food, there wouldn't be a fine big enough.

[Odin2005]

86. I never said he should not be punished, though.

I was just shocked at the 10 years thing.

[Shell Beau]

87. 10 years is too long. But a little jail time is ok by me.

There are murderers who do less than 10 years. No way should he go that long. A few months would seem right.

[Skittles]

63. WTF???

[Codeine]

82. You OK?

Honestly, that's not an Odin2005 post.

[Odin2005]

83. I'm fine.

:shrug:

[Codeine]

84. Usually you're more measured than that.

My bad.

[proteus_lives]

92. Much be nice to judge an entire group people.

Like all those retards with Asperger Syndrome. God, they SUCK.

Not to fun, huh?

[superduperfarleft]

70. Lulz.

"A witness to Perez's mouthing off about his crime told the chief, who came back to the restaurant and ordered another burger which he then sent to a lab for DNA testing. The tests showed nothing, but the fact that Perez admitted it on tape was enough to get him sent to trial, where he could face up to 10 years in prison for harassment of a public servant."

That chief sounds like a complete tool.

[Shell Beau]

78. Why does he sound like a tool? I wonder what your un-tool self would

have done if someone wiped their ass with your food. It would be hilarious.

[superduperfarleft]

90. Yeah, but the difference is I wouldn't have a lab at my disposal to test for fucking DNA.

That same tool of a cop would probably be pissed off I interrupted his donut break if I called him about the same thing happening to me.

Here's a tip for cops: don't abuse people and don't cover up for your shitty colleagues who abuse people, and people won't wipe their ass with your food.

[proteus_lives]

93. "don't abuse people and don't cover up for your shitty colleagues who abuse people"

Yeah, because all cops do that.

Just like how all lawyers are crooks.

Or how all unions are mobbed up.

Or how all priests are pedophiles.

Or how all doctors are HMO-fucks.

Or how all woman are sluts.

Or how all men just care about sex.

Or how all blacks steal.

Or how all mexicans are lazy.

Or how all asians are good at math.

Your logic makes soooo much sense.

[Midlodemocrat]

107. +1

[Shell Beau]

96. You really don't need to lump all people into any kind of category.

Some cops suck. Some don't. The end.

[sendero]

72. Cop ate a skidmark burger...

.. I'll bet he's pissed!

[itsrobert]

115. DearAbby is really her sister Ann Landers

Look it up.