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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:50 PM
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Hey Boehner, do you live in a tanning bed?
That is one amazing tan you're sporting, there, little man.

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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:52 PM
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1. It's all the rage. Instead of whitening your teeth,...
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Skidmore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:52 PM
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2. Boehner is one of the creepiest looking individuals I've ever seen.
He has dead eyes.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:58 PM
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6. Yes, he does...as dead as John Ashcroft's.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:53 PM
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3. Tan in a bottle, I bet he uses QT
LOL, I was going to post the same thread, just saw his ugly mug on CNN.
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Eurobabe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:54 PM
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4. He co-owns one with Brian Williams n/t
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:54 PM
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5. I passed him in the hallway a few weeks ago.
I swear I got sunburn from the incident, just by walking past him. :D
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npincus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 02:59 PM
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7. LOL
he's toast.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:00 PM
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8. Literally!
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orleans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:05 PM
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9. i don't remember which station i had on (cnn or msnbc) but they
SHOWED reid & pelosi (reid with his arm around pelosi's shoulder, reid talking) but the station commentator never shut up and you couldn't hear what was being said. then they show the republics and we could all hear THEM talking

assholes!
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:09 PM
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10. Figures, doesn't it? And before they ever even came outside to talk...
Edited on Wed Apr-18-07 03:09 PM by Fridays Child
...there was "news" that Dems were caving. Pure propaganda!
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:10 PM
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11. Big Tobacco stains. nt
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shaniqua6392 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:24 PM
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12. Every night he goes to sleep
in a tanning bed!!!! LOL!!
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PA Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 04:07 PM
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19. Neo-vampire? Tanning bed is the new coffin for these blood-sucking
Republicans.
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GreatCaesarsGhost Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:27 PM
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13. the bags under his eyes have bags under them
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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:27 PM
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14. It looks like liver disease
That isn't a pretty color.
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:28 PM
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15. Me thinks the tanning bed has fried his brain
as well as his skin!
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madmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:38 PM
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16. no no you got it all wrong..it's from our fantastic yellow cloud hanging
over our fair ( :sarcasm: ) state, after all the repug domination we have just the right amount of pollution to give you this beautiful orangy glow. no need to pay for tanning or even sunning yourself for hours just a couple seconds will do it!
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 03:58 PM
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17. He's of the belief that if he's tan enough even he will look good...
the sad thing about vein people such as him, he doesn't know when to stop. So now he suffers from what I like to call, "overtan". That's where the skin takes on a leathery quality never ever to return to it's natural state.

You see this effect in homeless people and retirees that live in florida.
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MiniMe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 04:04 PM
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18. Its global warming, Ohio is now in the sunbelt
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 04:33 PM
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20. there is something really yucky about an older man
that sports a tan like that. He does have incredible eyes, and I'll bet that one day, way back in his youth, a girl told him that his incredible eyes combined with a tan would look fantastic. It probably did when he was young. But now, blech.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-18-07 05:02 PM
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21. Maybe he's in a tan-off with George Hamilton?
It is creepy, though.
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