Man claims God told him to steal car

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Those whacky religionists.

http://www.lex18.com/news/man-who-claims-god-told-him-to-steal-a-car-pleads-not-guilty/

[madeline_con]

1. Jesus was his copilot.

:rofl:

[MercutioATC]

2. When you talk to god, it's called "praying".

When god talks to YOU, it's called "schizophrenia".

[spanone]

3. yea, i heard he set aside several hours each day to talk to lunatics

[DeSwiss]

4. Well, if he's a Christian.....

...then he's just following in the footsteps of his god:





K&R

[JI7]

5. so if God told him to murder.............

[Birthmark]

6. God must be getting soft.

Once upon a time, he would have had the guy sacrifice his own son...or dash babies against rocks...or...

I guess it's progress of a sort.

Go, God! Get well soon!

[niyad]

7. isn't it amazing how god tells so many of these people exactly what they want to hear?

[Initech]

8. Grand Theft Jesus

[wtmusic]

12. Ding!

:rofl:

[petronius]

9. God isn't nearly as uptight has people think he is - he's pretty much always

down for joyriding in a stolen car, shoplifting from the 7-11, or just getting trashed and knocking the tops off parking meters. He's actually gotten a bit more square over the years, back in the day he was telling people to destroy cities or wipe out scads of canaanites and such...

[Stevenmarc]

10. The lord is my Shepard he leadeth me to the car lot, he restoreth my ride

[CreekDog]

11. Yeah, he read that in the "Prius of Great Price"

:D

[Ikonoklast]

13. Because that's how Yahweh rolls, yo.

[Ozymanithrax]

14. That would make God an unindicted coconspirator...

in a felony.

I always thought religion was a crime.

[MajorChode]

15. Maybe he just watched the Blues Brothers movie one too many times

[slampoet]

16. Oh lord won't you boost me a mercedes benz?

[krispos42]

17. Well, he prayed to God for a car...

...but he realized that God doesn't work that way, so he stole it and prayed for forgiveness instead!

[Union Yes]

18. Soon to be followed up by.. "Man diagnosed with Schizophrenia".