Re-Name the Messiah Poll

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Poll question: Re-Name the Messiah Poll

The "Conservative Bible Project" is currently editing The Holy Bible. Since most people named 'Jesus' vote Democrat, what should the new name for the Messiah be?

[Swamp Rat]

1. Bubba

[ixion]

9. perfect

:applause:

[Rowdyboy]

2. Either Bubba or Rush....

[Sebastian Doyle]

3. Bocephus Toby Keith Jefferson Davis Christ

The true White Christian Messiah! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAW!!!

[subcomhd]

7. L to the O to the L. I think I'll set up a freep account with that handle. nt

[ezgoingrl]

8. Oh! You have the winner!

Perfect!

[Warpy]

4. SPIKE, BRAD, something "erect."

They're taking all that sissy liberal stuff out, doncha know? They want the manly man swinging his sword of righteousness all over the place.

[BlooInBloo]

5. Many here would feel that you're missing an option.

[ezgoingrl]

6. Other

Buddy Lebron Junior

[Piwi2009]

10. The only choice LeBron

If you holler for "Buddy" or "Junior" George W would come running and you don't want that. Not a chance with "LeBron."

[TexasObserver]

11. Junior

[valerief]

12. Oh, it's gotta be Ronald. If not that, then George. nt

[Oddly Stevenson]

13. Cletus

Cletus Lee Christ

[Horse with no Name]

14. Newt. n/t

[dbonds]

15. Bufford