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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:29 AM Original message |
All Nippon airways is asking passengers to go potty before boarding to reduce aircraft weight |
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tomm2thumbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:31 AM Response to Original message |
1. they should just tickle them for 5 minutes before boarding - and then hold them still |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:44 AM Response to Original message |
2. They could also give optional enemas |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:41 AM Response to Reply #2 |
12. This is Japan - the enemas will NOT be optional |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:08 PM Response to Reply #12 |
16. Good point. Imagine the game show potential |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:12 PM Response to Reply #12 |
19. DUZY ALERT! |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:46 AM Response to Original message |
3. They really need vomit urns right at the boarding gate. |
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WatchWhatISay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 01:31 AM Response to Original message |
4. "The airline says it may expand the trial if it is well received by passengers" |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:11 PM Response to Reply #4 |
18. DUZY ALERT! |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 04:51 PM Response to Reply #4 |
35. They could also drop that massive load of horseshit. |
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DainBramaged (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 02:03 AM Response to Original message |
5. This is as stupid as when I worked for Hitachi in the 80's they gave us |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 02:21 AM Response to Original message |
6. ? If there are 100 people in the plane & every one has a full bladder, how much weight is that? |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:22 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. 2-3 lbs |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:25 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. the 2-3 lbs has already been multiplied by 100 or so... |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:51 AM Response to Reply #9 |
14. I must have slipped a digit somewhere |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:19 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. The average human feels a strong urge to urinate when the bladder contains |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:25 PM Response to Reply #20 |
22. 535 pisspots? |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 02:50 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. 53 pounds. |
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Ignis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 03:07 PM Response to Reply #22 |
27. Is that a Metric pisspot, or Imperial? (nt) |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 04:09 PM Response to Reply #14 |
30. Gads, one hopes the airline whiz kid engineer doing the fuel math didn't make similar errors! |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 02:53 PM Response to Reply #9 |
25. OMG! did you really just ask that? "who takes half-gallon pisses?" |
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TheMightyFavog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 03:07 PM Response to Reply #9 |
28. Beer will do that to you. |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 03:35 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. really? a half-gallon? |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:48 AM Response to Reply #8 |
13. I think that was part of the reason AA used to have the bare-metal livery |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 02:50 PM Response to Reply #6 |
23. 1 fluid oz = 30 g x 8 = 240 g x 100 = 24,000 g x .002205 = 53 pounds. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:16 PM Response to Reply #23 |
37. Do kidney stones count? |
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Hannah Bell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-03-09 07:50 AM Response to Reply #37 |
40. they don't have fingers. |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
7. I believe now that the airline is asking passengers to "go before you leave," |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:27 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. "This is your captain speaking. I swear I'll turn this plane around if you in coach don't behave" |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:37 AM Response to Original message |
11. I always do that before I get on a plane. They keep you in your seat for a long time and |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:11 PM Response to Reply #11 |
17. It's pretty much compulsory on all my flights |
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JimWis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
15. Sounds like when my kids were little. "You should have thought |
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dembotoz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
21. always try to. Airplane bathrooms are like peeing in a phone booth |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
26. Please recommend this thread |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:14 PM Response to Reply #26 |
36. K & R for one funny thread |
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KittyWampus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Oct-03-09 07:42 AM Response to Reply #36 |
39. Saturday morning comics |
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JBoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
31. Get passengers to remove their underwear. Then sell it in vending machines. |
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Maru Kitteh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
32. Nippon to passengers - Please leave your shit at the airport. |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 04:17 PM Response to Original message |
33. Havocdad wants to know: Manditory toe nail clipping? |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 11:38 PM Response to Reply #33 |
38. High colonics |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Oct-02-09 04:18 PM Response to Original message |
34. Are they offering upgrades for taking a pre-flight dump? |
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