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TomCADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 10:39 PM
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What If The President Gave A Speech About The Danger Of Running Around With Scissors?
Edited on Thu Sep-03-09 10:40 PM by TomCADem
Would the right wing nuts respond by getting their followers to run around drunk with live chain saws in order to guarantee that President Obama's speech was a failure?

Just wondering in light of right wing parents keeping their kids at home in order to avoid hearing President Obama's stay in school speech.
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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 10:42 PM
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1. DONT LOOK INTO THE EYES OF THE BLACK MAN
He will hypnotize you...into staying in school and getting good grades...RUN AWAY!!!!111!
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 10:42 PM
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2. "It's my job to tell my young'uns not to run with sizzors!"
Goddammit.

:eyes:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 10:43 PM
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3. They would still revolt. Durr.
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niceypoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 10:45 PM
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4. The republicans would start handing out scissors and track shoes
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TomCADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 11:35 PM
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5. We Have A Winner! ROFL!
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LooseWilly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 11:37 PM
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6. If the Republicans start distributing drinks and chainsaws, they've got my vote.
Who needs healthcare when you're drunk and you have a chainsaw?...
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ezgoingrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 11:43 PM
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7. What if the President Gave a speech
about running with socialist scissors?
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TomCADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 11:46 PM
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8. President Obama - "Don't Take Long Walks On Short Government Built Piers!"
Would be interesting to see what happens.
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