Beck has a sponsor that helps you protect your natural bodily fluids

[MrScorpio]

Zerowater

The irony is just crazy

[notadmblnd]

1. protecting them from....

the body fluid snatchers? What?:shrug:

[kenny blankenship]

3. Have you ever heard of fluoridation, notadmblnd? Fluoridation of water?

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

[Howardx]

5. rainwater and grain alcohol is all i drink

[Turbineguy]

11. And don't forget ice cream.

Children's ice cream.

[johnaries]

12. I love that movie. nt

[MrScorpio]

4. Bad water is all a communist plot

Right now he's telling people to protect their flush toilets from ACORN commies

[comrade snarky]

2. Hmmmm... I do worry about my precious bodily fluids

And essence.

[KansDem]

7. !

[dixiegrrrrl]

9. So that what the code words mean

Every time I hear or read:


" In essence.......blah blah "

Now I know.

[Bozita]

6. Group Captain Mandrake, is that you?

[nolabear]

8. P.O.E. O.P.E. O.G.L.I.A.R.H.Y.

Hmmm...I think we've got something here.

[lurky]

10. Best to save your fluids in pickle jars.

And store them around your apartment. You never know when they might come in handy.

<snicker>