"Baptist Ben, a Christian blog" HATES liberals! (We're evilutionists!)

[Bluebear]

A site called FSTDT (Fundies say the Darnedest Things)* was recently brought to my attention. A bunch of homosexual pot-smoking liberals have decided to persecute Christians again. It’s only a matter of time before they persecute me.

I hate these liberals because they are calling us Christians “Fundies”, because we stand up for Christ the truth. If you are not with us, you suffer in hell forever. I am torn because part of me is genuinely concerned for these misguided souls, and part of me is thinking that they’ll get what they deserve.

We’re not going to let up. Watering down the truth with homosexual anti-Christian Liberal lies doesn’t make it false. If children learn the false religion of Evilutionism in their schools instead of the truth of Creation, they will burn. These Liberal Satanists are hoping this will happen.

http://baptistben.wordpress.com/2007/04/08/why-i-hate-liberals/

* http://www.fstdt.com/

[DRoseDARs]

1. FSTDT is awesome. n/t

[tsuki]

2. Has anyone ever told him that taking the place of God is blasphemy? nt

[Bluebear]

3. You can post an answer on his blog

But apparently he changes all the comments he doesn't like.

[MrModerate]

4. Uh, guys . . . this twit thinks *Linux* is a satanist plot . . .

If you've seen enough of the freak show, I think we can move onto the next cage . . .

[Bluebear]

6. 'I think we can move onto the next cage'

:rofl:

[bullwinkle428]

14. Bless me, Bill Gates, for I have sinned!!

:rofl:

[mmonk]

5. He has evolution problems.

His didn't take.

[Bluebear]

7. .....

:spray:

And that's 'evilution' to you.

[AX10]

8. Evolution: A FACT! Creation: A MYTH!

Evolution: A FACT! Creation: A MYTH!
Evolution: A FACT! Creation: A MYTH!
Evolution: A FACT! Creation: A MYTH!
Evolution: A FACT! Creation: A MYTH!
Evolution: A FACT! Creation: A MYTH!

[edbermac]

9. How dare he call me a homosexual pot smoking liberal?

I am not homosexual.

[Neecy]

10. *giggle*

Thanks for the link to FSDTD. I've had some fun looking through his stuff.

I love this one:

I’m a Christian living in Alabama. Like many Christians in the United States, I experience daily persecution.

This same 'author' goes on to say this in the same post:

Only Baptists are saved since we were established by Christ himself.
Atheists, Liberals, and Sodomites are a scourge on society and do nothing of any value.

And SHE claims to be the persecuted one! You don't know whether to laugh or scream.

[Bluebear]

11. 'Like many Christians in the United States, I experience daily persecution.'

:eyes:

Amazing ain't it?

[Neecy]

12. You know what I'm really enjoying?

I've been browsing that site and it's incredible how often I'm (not personally, but as a gay woman) simply referred to as, "The Gay".

I know it's meant to be incredibly dehumanizing but for some reason every time I read it I just fall over laughing. These are the most frightened people on the planet, man.

[ddeclue]

13. Blah blah blah..talk to the hand Baptist Ben... n/t..

[entanglement]

15. It's a hilarious site

:rofl:

Thanks, bluebear