Sorry, Orly -- judge throws out fake Kenyan birth certificate

[WeDidIt]

Thursday, Aug. 6, 2009 18:35 EDT

Sorry, Orly -- judge throws out fake Kenyan birth certificate

On Saturday, Orly Taitz filed in federal court the forged Kenyan birth certificate for President Obama that she'd discovered. It lasted in the file for less than a week -- on Thursday, a judge ordered the motion that Taitz had submitted stricken from the court record.

There was no hearing on the merits of the motion, or of the purportedly Kenyan document; it was tossed on procedural grounds.

In the order, which can be downloaded in PDF form here, the judge says the motion was improperly filed "for the following reasons: Lacks proper notice; improper form and format; Counsel failed to identify her Cal. State Bar No.; description of motion conflicts or differs from that which counsel entered on Court's e-docket."

Taitz could file another motion, accompanied again by the forged birth certificate -- but she'll have to overcome the mistakes she made with this filing, and that might prove difficult. The electronic court record for the case, in which she's representing Alan Keyes, among others, is filled with similar procedural errors on her part.

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She loses more times due to incompetence than on the stupidity of what she's presenting.

:rofl:

[RagAss]

1. Back to the drawing board Keyes...you sick Nutbag !!!

[MADem]

2. Tossed out, eh? Not used as buttwipe? I'm shocked, I tell ya! nt

[Botany]

3. But she is a lawyer

In the order, which can be downloaded in PDF form here, the judge says the motion was improperly filed "for the following reasons: Lacks proper
notice; improper form and format; Counsel failed to identify her Cal. State Bar No.; description of motion conflicts or differs from that which counsel entered on Court's e-docket."



:rofl:

she didn't even file the case the right way

BTW why no California Bar # ..... might be because she doesn't have one.

[WeDidIt]

8. It's a failure of epic proportions, and it remains on the record for all time

[anneboleyn]

22. Wow, that pic is scary! And great point re; Orly Trainwreck. That woman DEFINES "batshit crazy"

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

33. She has a Bar # (just checked), but wonder who sat in on the Bar Exam for her!

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/search/member_detail.aspx?x=223433

[Johonny]

4. I imagine she's raking in money

unless she really is this stupid. I mean this is all a scam to get money from stupid people right? Right? Please tell me this is really grifters stealing from the dumb.

[Old Codger]

5. I wonder

Why no one is charging her with fraud and forgery??? seems like what she is doing is a crime. Intent to defraud and criminal mischief at the very least, wasting the courts time and resources also.

[graywarrior]

7. Seriously, what the hell?

[scheming daemons]

6. I just made the same OP..... sorry

[marmar]

9. I guess Greasy Taters will have to consult with her fellow nuthouse residents to map a new plan.....

:crazy:

[juno jones]

10. That's whatcha get when you hire a Russian dentist cum shyster

who got her lawyering certificate outta a box of Froot Loops.

She has no grasp of American law, she's obviously going to be ignorant about proceedure.

Maybe she should stick to suing the cereal for not having real 'froot' in it.

[SpiralHawk]

11. Take that, you fear-& hate-driven Republicon Homelander Birfers, you

[TexasObserver]

12. Dismissed for obvious filing failures.

I'm glad to see they're finally treating her like a lawyer who really doesn't know shit from Shinola.

[Stephanie]

14. Did you read it on her site?

So strange, all bizarre font sizes and nonsensical. Allusions to murders and very strange.

[TexasObserver]

16. No, I was relying on the report of the court's action.

For example, they mentioned a clerical item. Being a member of some state Bar is not sufficient to allow one to file lawsuits or appear in federal court. One has to be admitted to the particular district. Likewise for appearing in the circuit (appellate) courts, and the US Supreme Court. If you are admitted in one district and want to appear in another district, you have to file an appropriate motion requesting the court grant you the right to appear in that district.

Failing to include one's bar number is failing to list one of many required items for a filing. It means she doesn't even know the requirements of filing ANY lawsuit in federal court.

I'd like to read her actual pleadings some time, but don't want to visit her site.

[Stephanie]

29. I wonder if she even has a bar number

[Stephanie]

13. Gee, the Freeps don't seem to have the story yet

They haven't posted it. Strange.

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/birthcertificate/index

Maybe after they troll DU tonight they'll put up a thread.

[WeDidIt]

15. They have it

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2310041/posts

[Stephanie]

17. "The Cover-Up continues..."

:rofl:

"Do we have ONE law professor within the Freeper family who would be willing to proof read for her? This good woman is trying as hard as she knows how. "

[Stephanie]

18. OMFG it's hilarious!

To: steve-b
Ok, I know that this is a Salon article, but nevertheless it provides further confirmation of my impression that Taitz is nowhere near the best person to pursue this highly important matter. After all, she’s dentist who acquired her law degree online from some “remote learning” outfit. We need a real, savvy, articulate lawyer on this case. And no, not Philip Berg.

Everyone who has pursued this so far has been, shall we say, less than ideal. I appreciate their efforts, but we really can’t afford more mistakes with this. We need someone who can play hardball.


13 posted on August 6, 2009 7:44:51 PM EDT by RepublitarianRoger2
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To: RepublitarianRoger2
I’d settle for someone who knows how to file a case and get to a hearing.


14 posted on August 6, 2009 7:46:14 PM EDT by nufsed (Release the birth certificate, passport, and school records.)
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To: RepublitarianRoger2
^^ she's a dentist ^^^
15 posted on August 6, 2009 7:46:22 PM EDT by RepublitarianRoger2
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[WeDidIt]

20. I think she needs to give up Real Estate, the Law, AND Dentistry, then return to her original job

[Stephanie]

19. Victory!

To: RepublitarianRoger2
I’m thinking we need a “Mark Levin” type to take this on.
No Mark Levin type would touch it. This won't go anywhere at all because of the Hawaiian newspaper birth announcements. Sure, 0 could have been born in Kenya and the announcements be filed in Hawaii... that may have happened. But a reasonable man would see those announcements as completely innocuous.

Orly's explanation for the newspaper announcements strains one's credulity. One would have to be a conspiracy theorist of the nth degree to accept her explanation for them.

I am dropping out of this movement. It is time for the loyal opposition to spend our time fighting his policies, not attacking his legitimacy to be president.

27 posted on August 6, 2009 8:01:20 PM EDT by Guyin4Os (My name says Guyin40s but now I have an exotic, daring, new nickname..... Guyin50s)

[Curtland1015]

21. Ah Freepers, they never cease to confuse. When did the question of...

...what Obama claimed his citizenship to be at college come from? A new one to me.

From... some dipshit Freeper:

Where is the original Hawaiian birth certificate. And what citizenship did he claim in college.

They keep throwing out noise and fog and fake documents and fakes of fakes, insults and mockery, all to keep from answering what is really a simple question. Where’s the original, and what citizenship did you claim.



So, we're "planting all these", and we're mocking them? I'm fine with that.

:D

[theothersnippywshrub]

23. Well known legal saying: "Any crazy person can write anything and file it.”

Source of quote: Orly Taitz.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6185426

[WeDidIt]

24. The irony knows no bounds. n/t

[theothersnippywshrub]

27. True. I would love to see someone intervene in one of Taitz's cases and cite this quote. n/t

[Cass]

25. She's representing Alan Keyes? LOL this is like a comedy show.

Are we sure this is not the newest gig from Sasha Boren Cohen?

[ThoughtCriminal]

26. Birthers are never going to find a competent lawyer

Even the most corrupt and/or 4th-rate lawyer would never try something that idiotic. I think she's probably lucky it was tossed out on a technicality rather than have to answer to filing such an easy to identify fraud.

[rustydog]

28. See what happens when your degree is from: webeattorneys.com

Jesus, I hope her dentist degree isn't from: beadentist.com

[WeDidIt]

30. I'm not even sure she's a dentist

I haven't seen her long form Dentist certificate.

[Orsino]

31. Even Taitz has acknowledged it's a forgery, right?

Why would she even want to refile it?

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

34. Last I heard, she said that the Australian BC was a fake! She still has the Kenyan Fake up at her

site!http://orlytaitzesq.com/

:rofl:

[Turborama]

35. It's still up on the front page of her website, lol

http://orlytaitzesq.com/

:rofl:

[WeDidIt]

36. She's currently out of the country

and has made no comment on the altest revelation, though she did claim the Australian birth certificate was a fake and hers was real.

Nothing about the revelation by teh creator of her fake birth certificate, though.

[Ganja Ninja]

32. Bwahahahah!

Gosh who could of seen this coming. :rofl: