Have an Orly-free Tuesday. . . . CAPTION her and get her out of the way!!!

[skip fox]

Orly Taitz (Dentist Extraordinaire, Constitutional Hero Lawyer, Real Estate Agent for the New Millennium)is saying: "Did you ever see him in a mirror? . . . Isn't that suspicious???? . . . And I heard he goes crazy if he hears even the tiniest of bells. And a cross drives him bloody bats! . . . My God, ladies and gentlemen, . . . what do we have here???"

[SharonRB]

1. I'm listening to clips of her now on Stephie's show

Can you say "cuckoo"? What a nutcase!

[Historic NY]

2. Hello Darling, okay, okay, okay....I might be pulling teeth here.

[KansDem]

3. Barbie on uppers...(nt)

[katandmoon]

4. She's trying to fine tune the voices in her head.

[Stevenmarc]

5. It all started with the obstetrician dropping me on my head.

[Turbineguy]

6. I do this

because it doesn't require malpractice insurance!

[rug]

7. "Furthermore, Obama has no teeth."

[Nitrogenica]

8. "Obama is a Fascist Communist ACORNist SOROSist Leftist

Abortionist Racist Reverse-Racist Clunkerist Teleprompterist Moonbatist Socialist Marxist Stem-Cellist Global-Warmingist Truthist Bailoutist Kenyanist who hates America and wants to offer therapy and understanding to terrorists."

[liberalitch]

9. See over here we have Kenya and over here we have Hawaii......

And on August 4 1961,..... much like the Philadelphia Experiment.... they were the same place. OR any baby coming out of a womb on THAT DAY,.... in Hawaii was actually born in Kenya and vice/versa.

[skip fox]

10. " . . . I was only ten then and I can't remember much of that night, but

I remember there were these probes . . . and they were very cold. . . . And went they set down the ship again on the park lawn and I got off, they waved at me . . . "

[dipsydoodle]

11. First of all let me say

my name is not Oily Tits.

[peekaloo]

12. Tim Curry will never top Frank N Furter although this character

comes close. I do like the whole 'Time Warp' angle involved but this mad dentist thang....:shrug:

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[skip fox]

13. Yes, the time warp by liberalitch was very nice. Befitting the subject,

since Orly's "warped" all the "time."

[noamnety]

14. I can see Kenya from my window. (nt)

[blondeatlast]

17. ...

:spray:

[skip fox]

15. The horizontal slit in the middle of Orly's face is wagging:

"Listen, in the early 70s the CIA was experimenting with two things: LSD and cloning. And since the CIA can't operate in the USA, guess where they were running their experiments??? . . . That's right, KENYA! . . . . The LSD stuff didn't work for them because the hippies' music made it cool to be completety otherwise, . . . but the cloning worked like a charm . . . I have affidates here to PROVE that there are over 87 Obamas planted in as many different countries all over the globe!! Each has a fake birth certificate, and each is carrying a briefcase full of instructions, and they all think they're the one God . . . . CAN YOU BELIEVE IT??????"

[blondeatlast]

16. "Breathe? I don't breathe! I'm licensed to the Supreme Court*!

Why should I breathe?"

*One cannot be "licensed" to practice for the SCOTUS, one is "admitted" and the standards are rigorous. As usual, she's full of--well, something besides oxygen. She NEVER takes a breath, ever!

[skip fox]

18. Geez. I just had a nightmare thought:

An Palin-Taitz ticket in 2112!!!

(Or maybe that's an ideal. Both for the Democrats and for the viewing public in terms of entertainment value.)

[skip fox]

19. "And I've been approached by dozens of producers and a couple that say

they could use the Obama-thing as a premise, but I gotta act in it, and we would do this acting in warehouses made to look like sets with beds and couches and tables and swings, but that I shouldn't worry, these are high class films with catalogers and special stores to sell them and everything. The other producers said pretty much the same thing, except not the Obama part."

[skip fox]

20. " . . . and I'd go into the woods and wander around and pretend I was lost and would wait

for the aliens to show up, And guess what? One day they did. And they showed me all this great stuff about the future. Only some of it wasn't so good. Like all about this Obama stuff. But it'll all work out, you'll see. Anyway, they took me up in their ship and did some nasties to my secret parts, but when they dropped me off, they gave me a cookie and handed me back my dolly. . . . Only without it's underpants. And then . . ."

[KamaAina]

21. So I have to fly into de Gaulle if I want to go to Paris?

:shrug: