Someone stop Larry King!!!!!

[graywarrior]

Mother of god.

[Hepburn]

1. He reminds me of...

...the walking dead.

[graywarrior]

4. Digging up the dead and interviewing the near dead.

[Hepburn]

12. To say his interviews are boring...

...that is a compliment.

[graywarrior]

13. His interviews are like safety training films

[babylonsister]

2. Sounds like? What's he doing? nt

[abbeyco]

3. Context? I don't watch him so I don't know

Details, please?

[graywarrior]

5. Joe Jackson

I keep flipping through and stopping at the horror show.

[MadMaddie]

6. Thanks Gray Warrior for taking one for the team.

[graywarrior]

9. Same questions over and over and over

[dorkulon]

14. For a second I thought you meant Joe "Is she really goig out with him" Jackson

And I was all ready to spring to his defense. But yeah, let the circus end for christ's sake.

[FatDave]

18. That's what I htought too.

My first thought was the "Steppin' Out" guy? I might've been interested in seeing that, he was pretty good for the 80's.

[graywarrior]

19. Face it, Joe Jackson will start Michael sightings and sell tickets

[Renew Deal]

7. You can stop him by turning your TV off

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

8. My PC is in the same room as the tv and Mr Gray loves that shit

[Spazito]

10. I know a way to stop him!

But the price for it is the RELEASE of the duck, are you game?

[graywarrior]

11. No, but I believe the duck is classifed as game

[Spazito]

15. Hmmm, well in that case...

(making a list of the worst scumsuckers available to appear on LKL)

Ve haf vays uf making you regret dat answer!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

17. If he's gonna interview scumsuckers, why not Rumsfeld?

Or or Gonzales, or Ashcroft.

[Spazito]

20. Geez, you are a tough...

nut to crack if you actually suggest these ones as guests knowing Larry softsoap the way we all do. Damn, I feel the need to release my duct taped duck and I don't even HAVE one!

[graywarrior]

21. I'm already cracked.

Visit the lounge for proof.

[Spazito]

22. ROFL!

I give, I give, not the Lounge, please NOT the Lounge!!!

[graywarrior]

23. Death be not proud, pilgrim.

Just take a peek. We're stoners.

[Spazito]

25. Confession time....

I lurk sometimes, when I need to laugh, because the wit and zingers that fly there amaze me. When I first joined DU, I went to the lounge, was all ready to post my best zinger and, damn, the thread I chose to post THE zinger to knock everyone's socks off was already on page three and even WORSE my zinger had already been posted in three different variations, every one of them way funnier than mine. It was then I realized 'lurker R me', lol.

[MadMaddie]

16. Ha..ha.. you quack me up!!

:rofl: :woohoo:

[ruggerson]

24. I love the dad calling for a congressional investigation into Michael's death

very grounded guy.