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NNN0LHI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:07 AM Original message |
How do all these married Republicans prevent their girlfriends from getting pregnant? |
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cali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:11 AM Response to Original message |
1. they don't all keep their girlfriends from getting pregnant |
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unc70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:31 AM Response to Reply #1 |
11. Edwards is not a Republican, but you just have to bring him up |
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cali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:18 AM Response to Reply #11 |
28. Your hope is with Franken? Gee, pay attention. Bernie Sanders is the |
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unc70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 12:32 PM Response to Reply #28 |
36. You clearly know nothing about me and you mis-read my post |
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unc70 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 10:43 AM Response to Reply #11 |
33. Try reading my post again. Franken to fill void by loss of Wellstone. |
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Solomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:12 AM Response to Original message |
2. Good question |
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NNN0LHI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:14 AM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Now Vitter I understand |
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rurallib (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:46 AM Response to Reply #4 |
15. Larry Craig has an answer to that problem also. |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:48 AM Response to Reply #4 |
16. And prostitutes are pretty savvy about pregnancies and how to avoid them |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:49 AM Response to Reply #16 |
17. self delete. Wrong post |
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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:12 AM Response to Original message |
3. They ignore their "love children". See Strom Thurmond n/t |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:18 AM Response to Original message |
5. Before DNA, they said, "It wasn't me!" |
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Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:30 AM Response to Reply #5 |
9. Or, if the "fellah" is not a Republican, also no worries unless caught - |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:56 AM Response to Reply #9 |
21. Barney had a boyfriend who sidelined as a prostitute--he paid the price for that mess. |
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get the red out (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:04 AM Response to Reply #21 |
25. Well put |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 10:46 AM Response to Reply #21 |
34. +1...n/t |
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Saturday (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:19 AM Response to Original message |
6. They're Republicans, they're shooting blanks.nt |
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NNN0LHI (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:22 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Pa Kettle Sanford has 4 little kids |
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Saturday (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:30 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. It was a joke. nt |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:30 AM Response to Original message |
10. It's in their genes - the don't give a f*ck about anyone but themselves |
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DrDan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:34 AM Response to Original message |
12. you are assuming some virility among the R's that might be a tad lacking |
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get the red out (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:42 AM Response to Reply #12 |
14. That would be against the Bible |
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DrDan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:50 AM Response to Reply #14 |
20. 30 seconds? . . . . you really think that long? |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:35 AM Response to Original message |
13. Like most repugs, they only shoot blanks |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:49 AM Response to Original message |
18. Saran wrap? |
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MADem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:01 AM Response to Reply #18 |
23. .......... For freshness that's....easy??? |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:50 AM Response to Original message |
19. Naw. They let C Street deal with it |
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nevergiveup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 07:57 AM Response to Original message |
22. There should be a clinic in Washington D.C. |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:02 AM Response to Original message |
24. Prematue ejaculation. n/t |
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lefthandedlefty (247 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
26. Repukes around here say they only have sex to get pregnant |
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one_true_leroy (807 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:16 AM Response to Original message |
27. Whoa!! |
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Freddie Stubbs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:19 AM Response to Original message |
29. Stick it up the pooper? |
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obliviously (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 09:18 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. It seems the most likely scenario! N/T |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 08:54 AM Response to Original message |
30. In general, Republican men have low sperm counts |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 12:41 PM Response to Reply #30 |
39. Well, that would be consistent with their IQs! eom |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 09:21 AM Response to Original message |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
35. One word--Pre-pubescent. |
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librechik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 12:36 PM Response to Original message |
37. usually they just have two families and manage to keep it quiet somehow. |
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Hepburn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 12:39 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Yeah, just like Mary Kay Letourneau's father.... |
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stanwyck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
40. Abortions. Abortions. Abortions. Repubs bathe in hypocrisy |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
41. It is God's will. n/t |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 12:56 PM Response to Original message |
42. You don't get pregnant from anal, do you? |
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maxrandb (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
43. Hard to get a girl pregnant |
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aint_no_life_nowhere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-16-09 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
44. Or maybe getting extorted into paying their girlfriends to keep the love child a secret |
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