OK everyone, how did Obama force Mark Sanford to have an affair?

[ck4829]

Poll question: OK everyone, how did Obama force Mark Sanford to have an affair?

If you don't know what I am talking about, then before posting a reply, read this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/25/limbaugh-blames-sanfords_n_220993.html

And this:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5929489&mesg_id=5929489

[NightWatcher]

1. like I said, he used his damned secret Muslim voodoo

Rush is a caricature of himself. He doesnt even believe the shit he's peddling, but at his huge current payrate, he'll just continue to do what the two or three hundred dittoheads come to expect.

[old mark]

2. It was the ACORNS - that woman in Argentina is probably a

mamber and not really from Argentina....
if you know what I mean......
It all fits together. They are ruuning the GOP!!!11!!

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:



mark:patriot:

[Berry Cool]

3. It was much simpler than that. Obama kidnapped him.

Obama secretly flew to South Carolina, went to the governor's mansion, put a pistol to Sanford's head and said, "You're coming with me. Air Force One is outside. We are flying to Buenos Aires, and you are going to stay there for the next five days. And the first thing you are going to do is stick your tallywhacker in that little honey of yours you call a 'dear, dear friend' down there. Why? Because 'date night' was getting a little dull, and Michelle and I like to watch.

"Yeah, I know it's Father's Day weekend. Too bad. I need to be all revved up for when I see Sasha and Malia again so they don't think something's wrong with their poor old dad. Now go to the bedroom you share with your wife, whom you love above all other women, grab the sex toys from the nightstand, pack a small suitcase and follow me. Don't say a word. And yeah, there'll be smokes aboard the plane. I can't help it, I'm a hypocrite. Now shut up and pack. Oh, come on, don't tell me you can't do this. Yes you can. Yes you can. Yes you can."

[ejpoeta]

4. when he saw that obama was going to be elected, he realized the end of the world was coming

so he started having an affair with a woman from argentina. then he realized that the gays might be able to marry, so he thought he'd save the country from the gays by continuing his affair with the argentina woman. he was working undercover.

[47of74]

5. Mind control

Obama used a combination of the Muslim and The Force to get Sanford to run off and have an affair.

[Ganja Ninja]

6. It was witchcraft.

No doubt some spell he found by reading his Koran backwards.

[baldguy]

7. It's the fault of The Mighty Clenis?

[jakefrep]

8. Other: Obama paid "Maria" to seduce him.