If Mika "sighs" one more time

[blogslut]

I'm gonna steal a car, drive up to NY and smack her upside her empty freaking head.

I get damned sick and tired of her snide tone and her haughty sighs every time she is forced to report on actions taken by our president. Just now she announced:

"This just in, the White House confirms that president Obama's choice for Supreme Court Justice with be *SIGH* Sonya Sotomayor..."

grrr

[madokie]

1. Or do like me and don't watch her to begin with.

[blogslut]

3. Sorry

I'm addicted to morning outrage. It gets me motivated. :)

[madokie]

4. cool

[spiritual_gunfighter]

5. The reason I don't watch it is

I don't want to break appliances I paid good money for.

[Fumesucker]

6. The best part of having a projection TV with the screen painted on the wall is..

It's much cheaper to patch and repaint the wall than it is to replace a big screen TV.. :)

[gratuitous]

12. Selfish

Don't you know the economy needs stimulus right now? Durable goods are a fine place for economic boosting. Start watching Morning Schmo, or the terrorists will win!

[ShortnFiery]

15. Oh yeah + my teenager begs me not to watch as it puts me in a pissy mood.

:-)

[spanone]

2. she's a **sigh** waste

[billyoc]

7. I think she's dreamy.

:evilgrin:

[peekaloo]

8. she's misinterpreting the teleprompter: It reads *pregnant pause*

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[CTyankee]

9. "She's (sigh) a Puerto Rican radical (sigh) not blonde like me (sigh)

and she's not very bright (sigh) and she can't get along with her colleagues (sigh)and she's a liberal activist (sigh)."

I could just script that woman. Give me ONE subject, any subject, and I'll do Mika on it. Soooo predictable!

If she says "Well, I'm sorry, but I just can't agree with ..." one more time I'll be close to doing what you threaten. But I'm too old...

[symbolman]

10. I'll hold her for you...

Don't forget when she holds up her forearms to show the burn scars From THE Microwave and says, "Mommy doesn't DO Cooking!"

Oh, oh, and when she worries that it looks like everyone might be wearing the same COLOR that she IS that morning.. I tell ya, it's a real scream!

Two more points on her IQ and she'd be a Plankton.

How fucking Interesting you are Mika, a Soccer Mom corralled into enlightening us all on so many political levels..

[QueenOfCalifornia]

11. Exactly.

You are so correct.

I watch Morning Blow because I get to hear all the stuff they are saying over on Fox within a 15 minute time span.

Her father always looks like he is shitting out a peach pit when he is on the show --- Just my observation

Zbigniew Brzezinski

[symbolman]

13. Lol!

That's her Dad?! I had no idea.. He's a relatively intelligent man, wha happened to the Nimno daughter?

Looks like too much money, spoiled brat & proud of it syndrome..

I also can't take the "Aint I Hot?" aura dora she exudes..

Nope, sorry Mika, you're just a clothes horse...

[spiritual_gunfighter]

16. I never watch it but I do watch the clips posted here

I think I almost lost my lunch when I saw the clip of them interviewing Liz Cheney and Mika and Liz were bonding over growing up as political children talking about Georgetown. Do they realize that no one cares about their privilged upbringing.

[vaberella]

14. She's a twit...and I've had that often. n/t

[book_worm]

17. maybe she's just having a fantasy about Joe (dead intern) Scarborough