How should the new Minnesota license plates read?

[soupkitchen]

Land of ten thousand lakes and one Senator

Or

Land of ten thousand lakes and one really bat-shit congresswoman

Or

Land of ten thousand lakes, one Senator, and one really bat-shit Congresswoman

[mzmolly]

1. How about Land of Ten Thousand Lakes and One batshit LOON-y Congresswoman.

;) The loon is the Minnesota State bird.

[grantcart]

2. We send people to DC to help make you laugh

covers both situations.

[underpants]

3. Land of really cool football helmets*

* Can we have Favre now?

[michreject]

5. Vikings sux

Go Lions.

[underpants]

6. mmmmm I don't think they are going to okay that one

but you points for creativity

:hi:

You also get great points for courage in mentioning Lions and sux so close together.

[michreject]

9. I know

What can I say. I need a jersey with a name "Owen" on it with a number 16 under it.

[cloudbase]

10. This

Of course, it's about as full as the Lions' trophy case.

[michreject]

12. Lions won it all in 57

Haven't had a winning season since.

[47of74]

4. Taxation without representation

Oh wait, DC's already got that one.

[konnichi wa]

7. Land of Two Seasons: Winter and Road Repair

:rofl:

[TwilightZone]

14. Ain't that the truth

Heck, it was like that when I lived there in 1987.

In addition to "winter and road repair" for the seasons, we also used to say, "winter, winter, summer, winter".

[MADem]

8. If you can read this, it was only a light dusting of snow? NT

[able1]

11. "Hi, son." EOM

[TwilightZone]

13. Minnesota: sending comedians to Congress.

Some professional. Some not.

Some intentionally funny. Some unintentionally funny.

[TahitiNut]

15. "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!"

:shrug:

[OHDEM]

16. You beat me to it!

:rofl:

It might be a little long for a license plate.