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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-09-09 11:59 PM
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george w bush Went to a Doctor and said...
..."Doctor, I'm having a problem".

The doctor asks what it is and bush pulls down his pants and shows the doctor his ORANGE penis.

The doctor says "WOW! I've never seen that before. Did you get it at a new job I didn't hear about"?

bush says "I ain't got no fuckin' job".

The doctor asks about volunteer work, house or yard work, sports, travel, mentoring alter boys, etc. bush says "fuck no" to all of them.

The doctor finally asks him what he does all day.

bush says "I sit around watching porno flicks and eating cheese doodles"!

PEACE!
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hootinholler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:05 AM
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1. Badum bum Chhhhh
Shoulda seen that one coming.

-Hoot
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:09 AM
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2. You didn't say that,
did you?

DID YOU?

(Think about it............)
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:11 AM
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3. I Don't want to see...
..."That one" coming! Yuck!
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:13 AM
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6. LOL!
:hi:
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47of74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:13 AM
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4. Trying...


Oh wait, the above's not working. Excuse me while I go and slam my head into a wall at warp one. Maybe that'll get rid of the unpleasant mental images!
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:17 AM
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7. LOVE THAT CARTOON!
:bounce:
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TheMadMonk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:42 AM
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17. Image 'arf inched a part payment for a new keyboard. nt
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FrenchieCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:13 AM
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5. I thought you were gonna say that the doctor finally asked him....
You need to stop getting so close to John Boehner!
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:18 AM
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8. In That Case I Think Rhat bush's Dingus Would Be...
...brown! YUCK!
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:19 AM
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9. Upon further examination and testing it was determined that he needed a
Edited on Sun May-10-09 12:21 AM by Snarkoleptic
sphincter transplant, which later rejected him.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:24 AM
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11. Really? You Mean That...
...an asshole rejected an asshole?
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:26 AM
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13. Even a mudwhistle has standards to uphold.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:32 AM
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14. Mudwhistle?
I Like it! I mean the term, not the actual thing!
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ZombieHorde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:24 AM
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10. Great joke. nt
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:25 AM
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12. Thanx!
:patriot:
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Joe the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:32 AM
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15. Wasn't he doing that anyways during his whole "presidency"?........
The "I sit around watching porno flicks and eating cheese doodles"! I mean :rofl:
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 12:34 AM
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16. He also probably spent a lot of his time...
...twirling saddam's pistol around his finger playing quick draw while he was drunk in the Oval Office.
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MarianJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun May-10-09 10:16 AM
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18. On Second Thought,...
...we'd have all been much better off if watching porno flicks and eating cheese doodles was ALL that he did in office.
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