I, for one, welcome our swine overlords.

[Wetzelbill]

I, for one, welcome our swine overlords.

Diary Entry by Bill Wetzel



Like Kent Brockman, the author easily shifts his allegiance in the wake of the impending swine takeover. It appears he has fallen to...the pork side.

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Well, it’s inevitable now. The swine masters will be here any minute and all of us are doomed. I think what hurt me the most was when The Who raised the threat level to Ludicrous Speed. I have always trusted Pete Townsend’s judgment and I will continue to do so now.

So that’s why I say this:

I, for one, welcome our swine overlords.

You will inherit record debt, a financial crisis, a pesky torture and reputation problem, but I have faith in you, oh piggish ones. See as a semi-respected sometimes fiction/-op-ed writer and a washed-up former high school athlete, I am quite well known in certain circles. I can use my influence and connections to help bring others into your trust where you can subjugate and bend them to your will. And if you choose to appoint me to a position of power among my people, hey, who am I not to take it? I will do whatever it takes to bring home the bacon for yo… yeah poor choice of words….

Wait…Arlen Specter did what?

Ok, it seems like I jumped the gun a little bit. A RINO has just become a DINO, meaning that nobody really trusts or likes the guy, but that makes one side a little bit more in charge than it was yesterday so, I guess I’m back on the human side again.

And to paraphrase the great Kent Brockman: I would like to reaffirm my allegiance to our country and it’s human president, it may not be perfect but it’s still the best government we have…..for now.

Kent Brockman welcomes alien ant overlords

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Rc3Lm4D12I


http://www.opednews.com/populum/diarypage.php?did=13027

[grantcart]

1. Man am I glad you weren't elected

How could I have been so wrong?

[Wetzelbill]

2. Hey I'm the only one serious enough to discuss these matters

Nobody else would even think to bring it up.

[ihavenobias]

4. Ha, ha...

;)

[Mabus]

3. ...

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

5. if there was only someplace else

to post this. Like a social networking thing or something. :)

[NeedleCast]

7. Try the Internet

I hear the kids love it.

[Wetzelbill]

9. that's the one with the tubes right?

[Mabus]

15. I'll check and around and see if there's anything like that

'cuz I'd like my non-DU friends to see this.

:P
:rofl:

[bluebellbaby]

6. lMAO!!!!!!!!

:toast:

[Wetzelbill]

11. .....

:beer: :fistbump:

[AngryAmish]

8. Man-Bird-Pig flu

Al Gore warned us...

[Wetzelbill]

10. it's all coming together now

[bluebellbaby]

12. I really needed this...haven't laughed like this in a while!!

Thanks everyone...:yourock:

[Wetzelbill]

17. glad you liked it :)

[nichomachus]

13. Oh -my - God

I used to date him.

[hvn_nbr_2]

16. Al Gore? Didn't you mean Rick Santorum? :-) nt

[rucky]

20. This is what Rick Santorum warned us about if we allow gay marriage.

[reggie the dog]

14. The pigs THEY ONLY HAVE POWER BECAUSE THEY CONTROL

THE DOGS! All animals are equal


all animals are equal except that some are more equal than others......

[Wetzelbill]

18. and since you are a dog

we can trust your word? :)

[reggie the dog]

21. trust me,

the pigs are not to be trusted, they brainwashed my brothers and sisters! they sold our horse friend to make glue!

[DainBramaged]

19. pork?