I just installed my FREE internet connection via Google TiSP

[sellitman]

Google TiSP (BETA) is a fully functional, end-to-end system that provides in-home wireless access by connecting your commode-based TiSP wireless router to one of thousands of TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable strung through your local municipal sewage lines.

Check it out!

http://www.google.com/tisp/































;)

[Cirque du So-What]

1. Me too!

However, I'm not impressed. My download speeds are shitty!

[sellitman]

4. The harder you flush the faster the download.

:hurts:

[Jonathan50]

2. April fools.. It was a little too obvious though.

[rndmprsn]

3. DOH! april fools...

got me =]

[Jackpine Radical]

5. We'll see how many you flush out with this one.

In th meantime, I bet it works in high-speed mode for certain select sites like Free Republic.

[jdadd]

6. Damn....

I've got a septic tank....Guess I'm excluded :grr:

[The Cleaner]

7. This post is a piece of crap.

I laughed so hard I peed my pants! Now I'm all pooped out.

In-Commode Package Delivery
With professional installation service, you can also have your Google Checkout purchases delivered directly through the sewage network into your bathroom. Each package comes pre-sealed in a watertight and nanobot-resistant bag made of biodegradable corn-based plastic. For a limited time, TiSP subscribers who sign up for a Checkout account will receive free bathroom delivery on their first ten Checkout purchases.

TiSP for Enterprise
We're actively developing a higher-performance version of TiSP specifically tailored to small and medium-sized businesses, including 24-hour, on-site technical support in the event of backup problems, brownouts and data wipes.

http://www.google.com/tisp/install.html

[Canuckistanian]

8. I like the idea of the Plumbing Hardware Dispatchers

Otherwise known as "PHD's".

[TahitiNut]

11. .. and the Extremely Xenophobic Certified Reliable Expert Manly Entrusted Nerdy Technicians

(EXCREMENT)

[hlthe2b]

9. downside is that you can only connect to shitty websites....

like FreeRepublic.com....:evilgrin:

[Aviation Pro]

10. April Fools goes a long way....lol

....

[conscious evolution]

12. The newest wi-fi ports

http://www.porta-jon.com/Photo_Gallery.htm

[Eurobabe]

13. heh-heh

:rofl: