To Obama, I Am a Boot!

[yoyossarian]

Yes, he's not even finished with his first 100 days... but what has he done for ME?
I WANT A PERSONAL BAILOUT! RIGHT NOW!
I NEED the money... plus, I like money!

I also want an Oompa-Loompa! And I want it NOW!



WHY AM I STILL WAITING???!!!

This new president doesn't care about me at all!
To Obama, I Am a Boot!



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President Evil Online has risen from the grave!

[bridgit]

1. heh-heh, dat phunny...

:)

[liberalmuse]

2. President Obama was supposed to lay me a golden egg!

So yes, I'm pretty disappointed.

[Arugula Latte]

3. To that, I can only reply: A new order began, a more Roman age bred Rowena.

[yoyossarian]

12. YAY! We have a WINNER!

Well read, dear stranger!
:toast:

To which I rejoinder:



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President Evil Online has risen from the grave!

[Arugula Latte]

18. Hooray!

:toast:

BTW:

A dog, a plan, a canal: pagoda.

[yoyossarian]

20. Indeed!

:pals:

[Mari333]

4. yes, we wouldnt want to hurry him too much

wait. its too late for some.

http://projects.washingtonpost.com/fallen/afghanistan/


Sgt. Robert M. Weinger

Hometown: Round Lake Beach, Illinois, U.S.

Age: 24 years old

Died: March 15, 2009 in Operation Enduring Freedom.

Unit: Army, 1st Battalion, 178th Infantry Regiment, 33rd Infantry Brigade Combat Team, Woodstock, Ill.

Incident: Died as a result of injuries sustained in Kot, Afghanistan, when a makeshift bomb detonated near his vehicle.


apt. Brian M. Bunting

Hometown: Potomac, Maryland, U.S.

Age: 29 years old

Died: February 24, 2009 in Operation Enduring Freedom.

Unit: Army, Individual Ready Reserve, assigned to the 27th Infantry Brigade Combat Team, Syracuse, N.Y.

Incident: Died in Kandahar, Afghanistan, of wounds suffered when a makeshift bomb detonated near his vehicle.



Sgt. 1st Class Raymond J. Munden

Hometown: Mesquite, Texas, U.S.

Age: 35 years old

Died: February 16, 2009 in Operation Enduring Freedom.

Unit: Army, 2nd Battalion, 506th Infantry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault), Fort Campbell, Ky.

Incident: Died at Forward Operating Base Tillman in Paktika Province, Afghanistan, of wounds sustained when insurgents attacked his unit using indirect fire.


just a few thousand..oops. too late for them to want change.

[yoyossarian]

5. a few thousand???

...are you saying Obama is responsible for all the people to die in Butch's sad little war-for-oil?
Are we talking time machines here?

It IS sad that even ONE more soldier should have to die for the Bush family's insane ambitions...
But hardly Obama's fault, as I see it.

[uppityperson]

6. Look at those 3 death dates. Read what is written, quit projecting. eom

[yoyossarian]

8. Ummm... yeah, okay... if you read what I wrote first!

To wit:

"It IS sad that even ONE more soldier should have to die for the Bush family's insane ambitions...
But hardly Obama's fault, as I see it."

I was not projecting anything at all... but if I were to project, it would be that we will see at least
some real progress in lessening the international tensions so prevalent in the last eight years, which
will in turn contribute greatly to halting the wholesale slaughter of our soldiers in the Middle East
that was the key hallmark of Butch Jr's career as president.

[uppityperson]

11. I reread, I was wrong. Sorry.

[yoyossarian]

15. No problemo!

And thanx for clarifying!

:hi:

[hendo]

7. Afghanistan, a war for oil? Please.

[yoyossarian]

10. Well, since you said please...

...I'll say thank you.

[Mari333]

13. yes, its a war for corporate interests and an oil pipeline

http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_data/government/fraud/911_attack/news.php?q=1216405258

always has been.

[yoyossarian]

16. Thanx, Mari!

Exactly what I was referring to...

[dflprincess]

14. Back when Bush was president there was quite a lot of discussion about Afghanistan and oil

A sample of some of the articles cited back then:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1984459.stm

Monday, 13 May, 2002,

Afghanistan hopes to strike a deal later this month to build a $2bn pipeline through the country to take gas from energy-rich Turkmenistan to Pakistan and India.

Afghan interim ruler Hamid Karzai is to hold talks with his Pakistani and Turkmenistan counterparts later this month on Afghanistan's biggest foreign investment project, said Mohammad Alim Razim, minister for Mines and Industries told Reuters.

"The work on the project will start after an agreement is expected to be struck at the coming summit," Mr Razim said.

The construction of the 850-kilometre pipeline had been previously discussed between Afghanistan's former Taliban regime, US oil company Unocal and Bridas of Argentina.

The project was abandoned after the US launched missile attacks on Afghanistan in 1999.

Unocal - which led a consortium of companies from Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Japan and South Korea - has maintained the project is both economically and technically feasible once Afghan stability was secured.

I bet you could even find some threads about it in the archives.

[yoyossarian]

17. ...and thank you as well, princess!

It's ALL about the oil.

[ColbertWatcher]

9. I like money ...

[yoyossarian]

19. Me too!

IMHO, Idiocracy was the best thing Mike Judge ever did!...

And I LOVE Colbert! He da BOMB!

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