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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 10:53 PM
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Burt Prelutsky/Townhall: Michelle Obama is a bitch... get it?
by: Chris Kelly
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/chris-kelly/townhall-mich...

Burt Prelutsky was a TV writer a long time ago. Then he aged out of it and became a crank. This wasn't one of those major loses like Steinbeck. Now he writes a column for Townhall.com, the popular website owned by a Christian radio network.

Here's something from his current offering:

"Take Michelle Obama...please. Every time I turn around, there she is on a magazine cover. Now, normally, like the Mafia, I lay off the spouses, but inasmuch as this particular spouse attended the same racist church as her hubby for 20 years, I'll make an exception in her case. After all, in spite of the fact that affirmative action got her an Ivy League degree and a $7,000-a-week salary and, moreover, has sent billions of dollars for no particularly good reason to Africa, she insists this is a mean country. The burning question in my circle is: if the First Family gets a female dog, will she be the First Bitch or will she have to settle for second place?"

Get it? Because "bitch" had two meanings!

Ah, Christian-sponsored humor. That's not just funny. That's Jesus funny.

Weird that Burt Prelutsky doesn't work more. Because that "take my wife... please" bit is also pure dynamite. Must be ageism.

"Naturally, the left-wing media is now trying to convince us that this James Brown-look-alike has all the allure, glamour and fashion sense of Jackie Kennedy.

She's not pretty, for heaven's sakes! She's black! She's a black bitch!

You can read the rest at Townhall. The Internet home of culture warriors Dennis Prager, Bill Bennett and Michael Medved.(Who have all, by the way, written about Barack Obama's horrible, shocking association with that racist hatemonger Jeremiah Wright. Who called America an ugly black bitch. Oh wait, he didn't.)(They've also all written columns bemoaning how angry and mean liberal humor is.)

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Next thing you know, they'll be saying that racism doesn't exist in America because we have a black President. So very "Christian" of them. :eyes:
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Whalestoe Donating Member (928 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 11:08 PM
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1. What a disgusting Christoid.
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 11:12 PM
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2. That's right blame the Christians for this POS. Snort.
:rofl:
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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 11:24 PM
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3. Doesn't seem fair, does it? So I'll step up and take the blame.
In any event, fuck'm. ;)
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 01:29 AM
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5. No one is "blaming" Christians.
Townhall is owned by a Christian radio network who apparently can't see a problem with spreading Prelutsky brand of hate. Just stating the hypocrisy of the network.
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-23-09 11:35 PM
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4. Their god must be a real asshole.
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The_Casual_Observer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-24-09 01:32 AM
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6. This is fairly typical thinking for the over 70 white male country club crowd.
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Drunken Irishman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 01:21 AM
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7. I'm disgusted. Seriously, what a fucking pathetic little man.
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Ken Burch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-25-09 01:33 AM
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8. He probably suffers from what George Costanza calls "shrinkage"
n/t.
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