Overburdened Internet to reduce email delivery to 6 days a week

[NightWatcher]

Internet To Reduce E-Mail Delivery To 6 Days A Week

INTERNET HEADQUARTERS—Speaking on behalf of the overburdened World Wide Web, Internet representatives announced Monday that all Sunday e-mail service would be discontinued as part of a new cost-cutting measure. "Any correspondence sent after 11:59 p.m. on Saturday will now be delivered by noon on Monday," Internet spokeswoman Sharon Jervis said. "Users should expect further delays during national holidays or on days affected by adverse weather conditions." Jervis added that, starting Mar. 30, all e-mail attachments will also be charged by weight

on edit because people cant read reply#2:
yeah, yeah, yeah, here's the link to THE ONION http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/internet_to_reduce_e_mail?utm_source=a-section

[eppur_se_muova]

1. Link to the Onion? nt

[NightWatcher]

2. at least it's not another AIG or bowling post

yeah, yeah, yeah, here's the link http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/internet_to_reduce_e_mail?utm_source=a-section

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Hmmmmmmm ... post at FR?

That could be entertaining. :evilgrin:

[dem629]

3. Funny, but least give credit where it's due (THE ONION)

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/internet_to_reduce_e_mail

[BlooInBloo]

4. mmmmm.... Plagiarism.

EDIT: So good of you to correct your plagiarism. Thanks!

[chrisa]

6. WTF? Is this because of the economy?

Just kidding.

Is this the Onion?

[chrisa]

7. Yummy. Tastes like Onion.

http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/internet_to_reduce_e_mail

;-)

[NightWatcher]

8. of course it's the Onion,

read reply #2

[HysteryDiagnosis]

9. We've stopped sending as many email since the paper shortage

has become so bad.

[lunatica]

10. you bad, bad, bad person, you!

:spank:

My brain was beginning to explode over the incomprehensive basis for that first paragraph!

[L. Coyote]

11. Due to crowded railroads, trains will be longer in the future!