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Mugu (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:13 PM Original message |
Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter |
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Wildewolfe (470 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:14 PM Response to Original message |
1. that just doesn't bear too must thinking on... |
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gcomeau (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. From the article I'm assuming this was consentual... |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:18 PM Response to Reply #2 |
8. if it took her out of the gene pool |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:17 PM Response to Reply #8 |
65. should have left her in the car pool instead... |
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Withywindle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
70. We feminists are making inroads everywhere! |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
3. !! |
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madaboutharry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:16 PM Response to Original message |
4. Wow. |
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DJ13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:17 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Did you ever read McCain's platform? |
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madaboutharry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 02:21 PM Response to Reply #5 |
36. That is pretty funny! |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
6. He didn't remove the blade first? |
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Lance_Boyle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:23 PM Response to Reply #6 |
18. C'mon now - it takes ingenuity to attach a dildo to a sabersaw |
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HiFructosePronSyrup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
23. Kids these days. |
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AndyA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
7. Good grief! |
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aikoaiko (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
9. Saber saw ?!?! |
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dysfunctional press (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 08:02 PM Response to Reply #9 |
60. that's not a sabre-saw. that's a reciprocating saw. |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:18 PM Response to Original message |
10. "Hey, Loretta Sue, I got an idear..let's..an' pass me another beer." |
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SacredCow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:19 PM Response to Original message |
11. It begs an answer..... |
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guitar man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:22 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. meth and Jack Daniels |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:18 PM Response to Reply #11 |
66. It begs the question - just how boring was their sex life?!!! |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:48 PM Response to Reply #11 |
74. IDK. Most people pass out before they drink themselves that stupid. |
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Belial (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
12. Holy Crap.. I though we only did stupid shit like that here in the |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 02:29 PM Response to Reply #12 |
38. St. Mary's County along with Southern Md. is just as redneck-y as most red areas... |
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LibertyLover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 02:33 PM Response to Reply #38 |
41. As a resident of Anne Arundel county |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:19 PM Response to Reply #38 |
67. I don't think she had a red neck after that.... |
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lumberjack_jeff (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
13. The line between "a good idea" and "it seemed like a good idea at the time"... |
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Myrina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
14. Reminds me of that scene in SEVEN. |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:25 PM Response to Reply #14 |
21. I never could figure out what that was... |
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myrna minx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:58 PM Response to Reply #14 |
35. That's what I thought of too. |
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Mother Of Four (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
16. .... |
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Hekate (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:45 PM Response to Reply #16 |
73. oooooh yeah |
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derby378 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:23 PM Response to Original message |
17. There's a niche porn market devoted to this sort of thing |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:43 PM Response to Reply #17 |
29. I've seen some porn in that style. |
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ozu (203 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:55 PM Response to Reply #17 |
53. There are attachments |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:21 PM Response to Reply #53 |
69. Isn't that what the "Snap On Tools" company is all about? |
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luvspeas (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:24 PM Response to Original message |
19. I'll bet a thousand bucks they were videotaping it too. |
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liberal N proud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:25 PM Response to Original message |
20. That has to be filed under the What were you thinking category |
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NOW tense (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:27 PM Response to Original message |
22. "no horse play with power tools" |
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Lost in CT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:29 PM Response to Original message |
24. This reminds me of that X-rated Home Improvement |
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libodem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
25. Those damn Republicans |
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billyoc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:31 PM Response to Original message |
26. All the good ones are taken. |
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Wickerman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:38 PM Response to Original message |
27. I wonder if her health plan covers that? |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
28. "...attached to a saber saw blade..." |
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charlie and algernon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:44 PM Response to Reply #28 |
30. here is said Saber Saw |
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NYC_SKP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
31. Happened to me once, reciprocating saw. "Sawzall" by Milwaukee Tools. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
32. Turn off that fucking machine! |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
33. Ok, sex machines, fine and dandy. Can be pretty hot if people know what they're doing. |
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QueenOfCalifornia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
34. I wasn't going |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
37. You sure they weren't Floridians? |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 03:17 PM Response to Reply #37 |
43. Wait, I think I remember that "swimming pool pump" incident. |
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sandyj999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
39. And I read last week that a man was arrested for indecent exposure. |
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Myrina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 02:32 PM Response to Reply #39 |
40. OMFG. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:26 PM Response to Reply #40 |
45. Yeah. I always wondered |
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dustbunnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:34 PM Response to Reply #39 |
46. Has nothing to do with bad times. Stuff similar to this has been recorded since time immemorial. |
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sandyj999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:44 PM Response to Reply #46 |
50. That it was just an added comment but not a serious one. n/t |
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dustbunnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:46 PM Response to Reply #50 |
51. Sorry. |
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sandyj999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 05:27 PM Response to Reply #51 |
54. That's Okay n/t |
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Solly Mack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 02:37 PM Response to Original message |
42. I like a little vroom vroom in my zoom zoom but "It slices! It dices!" |
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dustbunnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
44. I wonder if he was dressed up as a construction worker while this was going on. |
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FloridaJudy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:41 PM Response to Reply #44 |
48. Supposedly it's already occured - in Sweden |
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BlooInBloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
47. Unable to reproduce? This could be a Darwin Award! |
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ColbertWatcher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
49. This is the kind of thing that happens when sex toys are outlawed. |
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Ezlivin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 04:52 PM Response to Original message |
52. That explains the new section at Home Depot |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
55. Google "fucksall" |
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MrSlayer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
56. What kind of idiot leaves the blade on? |
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TankLV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:25 PM Response to Reply #56 |
71. You mean you - nevermind - I don't want to know... |
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HooptieWagon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 06:27 PM Response to Original message |
57. That reminds me of an old limerick... |
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lame54 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 06:30 PM Response to Original message |
58. I've heard of screwing and hammering... |
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marshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 07:42 PM Response to Original message |
59. So I guess they'll have to amend the safety labels now |
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47of74 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:20 PM Response to Reply #59 |
68. That or they'll have a picture like this on the packaging or manuals.... |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 08:06 PM Response to Original message |
61. Where's Jeff Foxworthy when you need him: "You might be a redneck if..." |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
62. that's hot n/t |
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LisaL (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Mar-11-09 08:20 PM Response to Original message |
63. If she had used the power saw device on him, he might have |
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eppur_se_muova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
64. "admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw "-- what a man won't do for the woman he loves. |
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Naturyl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:28 PM Response to Original message |
72. Wow... I'm sorry she was injured, but... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Mar-15-09 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
75. Next time, use a jackhammer. |
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