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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:40 PM
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And while you're buying your Christian salt online, please beware of Boyce/Boice.
But if demons do infect your computer, here's what to do: "BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile.
If something malfunctions, BIND UP these two demons, and command them to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus."

http://www.demonbuster.com/boyce.html

For more HELPFUL information.

http://www.demonbuster.com

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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:46 PM
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1. That's helpful, but so far, Microsoft has been the only demon that affects my computer n/t
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Lost in CT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:50 PM
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2. Well Norton anti-Christ is pretty scary to have on your computer...
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 09:53 PM
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3. Good point. I had all Norton demons exorcised from my computer loooong ago
unfortunately I never managed a thorough Microsoft exorcism, yet. Although I do have the Linux holy-water at the ready, for when it comes time...
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Abq_Sarah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 10:03 PM
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4. Amen.
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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 10:04 PM
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5. Please continue reading. You can also get rid of the demon of blood pressure.
Apparently demons don't just cause high blood pressure, they cause blood pressure itself. Also, diabetes is "ten squid-like demons". That, I did not know. Not stuff they explain on webmd.com
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 10:29 PM
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6. they really sell christian salt? really?
are the crystals shaped like crosses? or maybe tombs?
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 10:31 PM
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7. its used for sacrifices.
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 03:02 PM
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9. like a 3/4ths inch ribeye?
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-07-09 04:26 PM
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10. yup
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readmoreoften Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-06-09 10:45 PM
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8. There was a thread earlier about a Christian entrepreneur fed up with kosher salt.
"What's wrong with old-fashioned Christian salt?"
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