The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test

[slackmaster]

You may find the results surprising. Or not.

http://helloquizzy.okcupid.com/tests/the-would-you-have-been-a-nazi-test/

[MrPerson]

1. Nice Post, Hitler!!!!!

(Just kidding)

[slackmaster]

2. Actually, I turned out to be The Swine

The Swine

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the .

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

[trayfoot]

78. Expatriate here!

[Aviation Pro]

3. Member of the Resistance here.....

...but I already knew that from where I've been.

DOL

[baldguy]

4. "born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi."

[justabob]

5. Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

edit... i can't spell

[kentuck]

18. Me too!

Expatriate.

[TahitiNut]

31. Yup. Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

:shrug:

[cliffordu]

87. I always knew that about you....

:rofl:

[radhika]

69. Me too!

Expatriate, like so many on this board. Interesting, I've been contemplating moving to another part of the world to retire in progressive serenity. Intermittently ready to dump the USA if the Right resurges. Obviously, not part of the Resistance meme.

[TroglodyteScholar]

79. Yup, me too.

I love this bit from the description of the expatriate:

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing?

[Kansas Wyatt]

80. Me too.

I scored 14% - 24% - 14%

[devilgrrl]

90. Another one here

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

[jpgray]

104. Expat here. 31% bww, 9% antitolerant, 29% blindly patriotic.

[October]

108. Expat here, too...23%...18%...29%

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic





Edited to add numbers

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. I hate quizzes where you have to sign in before you get results

(but after you've taken the time to answer the questions)

[slackmaster]

12. It only requires your gender and date of birth

Signing in is OPTIONAL.

[RedCappedBandit]

13. you don't have to sign in..

[SheilaT]

21. It won't give me my results without signing in.

I likewise will not register with outfits like that.

Yep. I just tried again to see if it would let me see my results if I just typed in the verification code.

I suppose I can give it a totally fake name and email account.

Okay, so I gave a fake email account.

"If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country." I like to think so.

[slackmaster]

43. You aren't following instructions, so you probably wouldn't make a good Nazi anyway

Just un-check the check box, and get your results.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

46. I didn't notice a checkbox.

[slackmaster]

50. Maybe there is some strange browser-specific behavior

I've taken the quiz several times, and there is always a check box at the end, right after where you enter your date of birth.

[BuyingThyme]

65. Oops. I posted in the wrong place.

[petronius]

15. You can just make up an e-mail, usually (I'd post mine, but it's a little obscene)

:)

[Matariki]

35. Especially the "after you've taken the time" part - super annoying.

And for that matter, that 'quiz' was put together by an amateur. Simplistic, leading questions...

[slackmaster]

41. If you simply UN-CHECK the " I want to sign up for a HelloQuizzy account and save my result" box

You don't have to sign in.

[Fresh_Start]

7. expat nt

nt

[Oregone]

8. LOL

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Expatriate

This is funny to me. The Bush era ignited my cynicism and critical thought and I took off to live elsewhere (though for more deeper and encompassing reasons). Ill probably explore the world if I ever get some money under my feet now that Ive left.

But I look around...where are all my expatriate brethren? I don't see anyone else here. Are you sure this test is accurate?

[RoccoR5955]

9. Color me an Expatriate.

You are 15% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

[cali]

10. "Not only would you have been a Nazi, you would have been a highranking

member of the SS."

Oh dear.

[AyanEva]

62. Don't feel bad.

I'm an SS Officer. lol So I guess I'm getting my marching orders from you?

[Truth2Tell]

72. Pardon me while I

:rofl:

[Runcible Spoon]

75. *snicker*

Color me surprised. Or not.

[devilgrrl]

91. ouch!

:7

[960]

101. I don't really find that hard to believe.

[petronius]

11. The Expatriate - apparently I'm super-smart and don't give a crap

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[condoleeza]

33. Guess we would get along as Expats

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 29% blindly patriotic. Actually kind of surprised I was 29% blindly patriotic, would have thought it would be much lower.

[petronius]

40. Looks like there's a bunch of us here - now all we need is a cozy little bar

where we can sit and solve the world's problems over pints... :)

[slackmaster]

42. Just make sure there isn't any gambling in that bar

[petronius]

45. We'll make sure that you win at the roulette table...

:)

[RedCappedBandit]

14. that's a negative

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

[Wildewolfe]

16. Not a nazi

The Expatriate

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

[dipsydoodle]

17. Having looked at the questions

I concluded that anyone who supported Herr Dimson is in effect a Nazi.

edit to add : maybe he's recruiting Nazis and just looking for good material. :shrug:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

19. my results

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[undeterred]

20. 18 How many languages are you fluent in? 1 or less

:rofl:

[LeftishBrit]

58. I suppose that was just in case Dubya chanced to take the test!

[Peace_Sells]

22. everyday german

I got just an everyday german.

[sinkingfeeling]

23. The Expatriate

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic



Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country

[JohnnyBoots]

24. Vive Le Resistance!

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[LoveMyCali]

48. Me too

Doesn't 48% blindly patriotic sound a little high for people who are willing to take up arms and fight?

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

109. It actually borders on low.

You're risking your life for a cause, value judgments aside.

[EOTE]

115. I would have thought so.

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
The Resistance

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!


43% blindly patriotic? I won't even wear a flag pin on my lapel!

[DevonRex]

25. Expat.

31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant and 10% blindly patriotic.

[Doctor_J]

26. Expatriate

38%-2%-29%

[bikebloke]

27. The Expatriate

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Cid_B]

28. Apparantly I am Hitler...

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
ADOLF HITLER
Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 64% antitolerant, and 81% blindly patriotic

Who knew?

[slackmaster]

39. Thank you for having the backbone to admit it

Of course the quiz is for entertainment value only; and if you actually were in Germany in the 1930s you might be a very different person than you are now.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

29. I sitll don't understand

how it put me at being prejudiced against others--must've read the questions wrong on that.

I would have left the country, it says, which is what I would have done, I think.

[Occam Bandage]

30. Expat. nt

[TheWatcher]

96. Now that's Comedy.

I would have figured you more for Agent Provocateur.

Expat my ass. :rofl:

You would have made a PERFECT Good German.

[jpgray]

105. Based on Occam's inability to be swayed by the bray of mass opinion here

Somehow I doubt that. :D

[Uzybone]

32. Resistance

More patriotic than most, but believe in equality so much that I would fight a dictatorship.


Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[Kalyke]

34. Ex-pat here.

I would have left the country.

Ironically, I'm thinking about that now. I just have to figure out how to get a job in Europe.

[FKA MNChimpH8R]

36. Expat

and I have no problem with that.

[LeftishBrit]

37. Expatriate

'Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.'


Well, this is certainly true in a literal sense, as being of mostly-Jewish descent, if I'd lived in 30s Germany, I would have ended up either as an expatriate (refugee) or dead! But I think it's true more generally: if my country were to go in a fascist, extreme xenophobic direction, I would leave.

[NashVegas]

38. "If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. "

Yay for me.

[Peacetrain]

44. Expatriate here

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

[izquierdista]

47. Expatriate?

How does he know that?!? I'm only 9 time zones away away from where I grew up.....

[Gin]

49. Swine here

[Bonhomme Richard]

51. I make the resistance. n/t

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

52. nope... couldn't be one. I would have left Europe, gone into hiding or went to the camps.

Luckily, most of my family immigrated here around the turn of the 20th Century.

[dembotoz]

53. everyday german

interesting test.
Nazi Germany did not happen overnight.
I would have liked to have thought that i would have been a member of the resistance, but maybe not.

[Lance31]

54. The Expatriate Achtung! You are 8% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

WoooT ok this is true. Under Bush I was planning on leaving if Mccain took office.

[ProgressiveFool]

55. Expatriate /nt

[Historic NY]

56. The Expatriate.

[tom_paine]

57. Expatriate, here. Not blindly patriotic enough, so far as I can tell from "resistance" ratings.

My own:

23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic.

I ALMOST made the resistance. Just a little more blind patriotism!

:rofl:

[DevonRex]

59. I thought not being blindly patriotic was a good thing. Hmmm.

I even went and changed some of my answers a bit and STILL came up expat. Dammit. I want to be resistance.

[tom_paine]

60. Well, it is just some Internet Quiz...

From what I can see, the creators of this test seem to believe that a bit more blind patriotism is required to motivate one who would normally take the course of least resistance and leave, to instead stay and fight.

It may well be so. From that perspective, my 38% blind patriotism fails to make the cut.

I come to this conclusion from reading the few entries of those who "made the resistance".

[AyanEva]

61. I'm an SS Officer.

Ouch.

My score:


The SS Officer

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Opportunistic, self-centered and attracted to powerful leadership, you are the SS Officer. Had you lived in Germany in the 30's and 40's, you would've been a stain on the pages of history, a beast. You would've terrorized all who opposed you: not for the Fatherland itself, but for your beloved Nazi party. Sadly, you exceeded reasonable levels on 2 out of 3 indicators on my test. Auf vedersehen!


Very interesting quiz and I can see how in the just the wrong situation, good or harmless qualities can become bad ones.

[SidneyCarton]

67. Ordinary German here.

Makes sense really, I think a great many people would slide ever so comfortably into fascism given the opportunity.

[RebelOne]

63. Seems I'm The Swine. n/t

[Juche]

64. SS Officer

Achtung! You are 54% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

[BuyingThyme]

66. ADOLF HITLER

Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...
ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 85% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Compared to other takers

* 96/100 You scored 85% on brainwashworthy, higher than 96% of your peers.
* 90/100 You scored 68% on antitolerant, higher than 90% of your peers.
* 99/100 You scored 100% on patriotic, higher than 99% of your peers.

[immoderate]

68. Expatriate.

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

--imm

[suninvited]

70. Too blindly patriotic?

The Resistance
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic

Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

[riderinthestorm]

71. Expat.

You are 8% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

[Lydia Leftcoast]

73. Expatriate!

Not surprising. If McCain had won, I would have made some serious moves in that direction.

[NutmegYankee]

74. The Resistance

Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

[MrSlayer]

76. Der Kommandant

Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Back in Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: you would have been a Nazi, and most likely would have served them well.

43/100 You scored 38% on brainwashworthy, higher than 43% of your peers. 78/100 You scored 50% on antitolerant, higher than 78% of your peers. 65/100 You scored 48% on patriotic, higher than 65% of your peers.





Somehow, I'm not buying this.

[leftyclimber]

77. One of the zillion expats here.

Not surprising. I've expatriated once already. Enjoyed it so much I'm thinking about doing it again.

[MattBaggins]

81. Resistance

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 32% antitolerant, and 43% blindly patriotic


Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

[TBF]

82. Out of there .... I'm not surprised

The Expatriate
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

[TrogL]

83. Der Kommandant

IDGT. What's wrong with loving your country.

[Thickasabrick]

84. Expat but that test was a crock. eom

[margotb822]

85. This should be in Freeperville

Oh wait, I already know the answer for them: YES!!!!

I however, am an expat.

[nadinbrzezinski]

86. Ah expat here

no wonder I was looking at fleeing

[Dukkha]

88. Expatriate 10% blindly patriotic

[a la izquierda]

89. Expat here...

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 23% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

I'm not surprised, though I like to think I'm not so indifferent as the test suggested. Hopefully I'll never have to find out.

[Tiggeroshii]

92. I'm a nazi by plurality

...Oh well

[hyphenate]

93. Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.


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The quiz creator forgets that National Socialism and Hitler were running the country in the 30s, so yeah, some would have left before the war because they had a bit of a heads-up on the "joys" (sarcasm, people!) of the Nazi regime. It's easy to see where I would have been an ex-pat, because I was taught critical thinking skills, something a lot of people don't learn in school anymore.

[Lucian]

94. Expat.

[Maru Kitteh]

95. expat

[ddeclue]

97. That test is full of crap...nt

[slackmaster]

107. Did it declare you a Komandant, or Adolf Hitler?

:hide:

[ddeclue]

112. A "Swine"....there is not a win answer for this test.

I intentionally chose the most obviously non-Nazi answers - I can usually figure these tests out pretty easily. It should have called me a commie not a Nazi.

[slackmaster]

116. Resistance member is the "win" answer, followed by Expatriate

Everyone else is either a Nazi or someone who doesn't care enough to be useful.

I'm not insulted by being called a Swine in this context. It's not inaccurate to say that I place my own interests and those of my family and friends over those of society at large.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

118. It says "Resistance," but I don't think it's accurate.

I think I'd be scared out of my bejeebies and RUN!

[treestar]

98. Everyday German

Not a good test - they judge the answers in a way that does not relate. Are they saying you have to be cynical about all politicians all the time, have to speak more than one language fluently?

Taking over another country by peaceful means seemed OK to me if the other country wants it. I did not agree with the threat of violence to take over another country.

Also what is the "right" answer for the 4 billion on secret defense spending? The choices given limit the answer.

[cboy4]

99. Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test ...

Teh Gay

:wow:

[rcrush]

100. I'm an expatriate but a little blindly patriotic?

I guess so. The only way I could see it giving me that score is cause I answered when it asked "Do you believe everything your leaders say?" I said Some are not bad. I was trying to say that mostly I dont but I've been giving Obama the benefit of the doubt and I like what I've been hearing.


But according to the test I would have left the country instead of taking up arms. I guess thats true I'm not a confrontational kind of guy.

[jpgray]

106. I answered the same way, but in reference to Bernie Sanders, Russ Feingold, etc.

If that's blind patriotism as defined by the test, so be it.

[4lbs]

102. I would have been an Everyday German.

The Everyday German

Achtung! You are 46% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.

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Oh well. Where's my pizza?

[havocmom]

103. Ex-pat. Just not much of a team player

maybe my name shoulda been the tip off?

[WilmywoodNCparalegal]

110. Expatriate. Born in Germany in the 30s, I would not been a Nazi

or, extrapolating (since I'm Italian), a fascist. Thankfully, many members of my family were active in the partisan underground and even sheltered Jewish community leaders, socialists, communists and all other 'undesirables' including homosexuals.

[Individualist]

111. Expatriate

[jmowreader]

113. I got The Resistance

Which is cool.

[hunter]

114. I'm an expatriate. Maybe part of the German brain drain.

I got a picture of Einstein from the quiz too, but I like this one better:



My ancestors, going back as far as anyone remembers, made it a regular habit to walk away from whatever shit hole they found themselves in. Just because someone is born in some irredeemable toxic waste dump of a nation doesn't mean they have to stay there. My immigrant ancestors came to the United States in the 1800's because Europe was a very uncomfortable place for pacifist religious freaks who spoke directly with God. They prayed and God told them it was time for them to get on a boat for America, so they did.

[Kaleva]

117. Many DUers would be a nazi I suspect

or at least be tolerant of such a regime. I base this on the limp dick anti-war movement and the faux outrage expressed here about stolen elections and the Bush/Cheney dictatorship. The response to an illegal war, the killing of hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi civilians, election fraud, and the subversion of our Constitutional rights are candlelight vigils, angry sounding posts on message boards and arguments with friends, co-workers and family members. Very few risk prison time, their jobs, family relations and TV time.

Let us not bullshit ourselves into thinking we'd risk all in order to defend the rights of all. Most would be good, loyal Germans.

[conscious evolution]

119. Expatriate

[LiberalPersona]

120. Expatriate

You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 19% blindly patriotic

[GoneOffShore]

121. Bullshit test - Retook it - changed three answers & went to Expatriate from

whatever the next category was.

Tests like this are like internet polls - mere amusement and more than a little dumb.

[hootinholler]

122. YAY! I would have gotten to blow shit up! Welcome to the Resistance

The Resistance

Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 14% antitolerant, and 48% blindly patriotic
Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.

Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!

Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

I disagree with the blindly patriotic part.

-Hoot

[Guy Whitey Corngood]

123. I would heve been part of

Le Resistance!