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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:27 PM
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Would someone hit David Vitter over the head with a fish ladder?
He's going on and on about how he doesn't know what it is and how he bets 95 Senators don't know what it is.

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ferrous wheel Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:32 PM
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1. What odds does he offer?
:D
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:32 PM
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3. I'm betting his math skills aren't up to that. nt
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:32 PM
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2. Vitter is going through everything in bill and saying it's normal spending not job creation
:dunce:

:banghead:
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:36 PM
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4. Well, I'll admit I don't know what a fish ladder is, either.
But I am certain that my senator is as useless as a fish head.
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RandySF Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:38 PM
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6. At least you can make a fish head for soup.
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RandySF Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:39 PM
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7. I mean use a fish head
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ferrous wheel Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:46 PM
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12. I generally try to make them head for worms.
:evilgrin:
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:39 PM
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8. structure so migrating fish can get past a dam - idiot is on environment committees
Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation

* Subcommittee on Aviation Operations, Safety, and Security
* Subcommittee on Oceans, Atmosphere, Fisheries, and Coast Guard
* Subcommittee on Surface Transportation and Merchant Marine Infrastructure, Safety, and Security
* Subcommittee on Consumer Affairs, Insurance, and Automotive Safety

Committee on Environment and Public Works

* Subcommittee on Transportation and Infrastructure
* Subcommittee on Clean Air and Nuclear Safety
* Subcommittee on Transportation Safety, Infrastructure Security, and Water Quality

Committee on Foreign Relations

* Subcommittee on African Affairs
* Subcommittee on East Asian and Pacific Affairs
* Subcommittee on International Operations and Organizations, Democracy and Human Rights

Committee on Small Business and Entrepreneurship

Committee on Aging
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:40 PM
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9. Wiki has pics
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ferrous wheel Donating Member (352 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:46 PM
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11. It's for when a Trout falls off his Perch and lands on his Bass
:rofl:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:59 PM
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15. LOL
I wonder if there's a DUzy category for puns.
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:58 PM
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14. LOL
Who's your Senator?

A fish ladder is more a NorCal, Pacific Northwest thing. It's a route that's constructed around dams so that salmon can swim upstream to spawn. If you like salmon, a fish ladder is a nice thing, indeed. :)
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:34 PM
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18. Here he is, in all his...ahem...glory:
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wryter2000 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 07:49 PM
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27. My eyes! My eyes!
Must find Scotch to burn this image from my brain. :evilgrin:
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SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 07:00 PM
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23. They're used at dams so that migrating fish can get upstream.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:38 PM
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5. All outta fish ladders. Neighbor has a trash bag of gently used pampers...
Would that be a fair substitute?
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:42 PM
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10. gently won't do. ;-)
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arcadian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 05:49 PM
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13. We should all send pacifiers to his Senate office.
n/t
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Swede Atlanta Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:15 PM
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16. Diaper boy Vitter is irrelevant
He needs to go back to Louisiana, don his diapers and pay his Madam for a good time. That way he is engaged in things that don't affect the rest of us.
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Ghost in the Machine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:34 PM
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17. No, but I'll post a picture of him in a diaper....




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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:35 PM
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19. i'd rather see a picture of a fish ladder
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:37 PM
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21. Better keep these handy because I think Diaper Boy is trying to
emerge as a major player.

:rofl:
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:37 PM
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20. Proud, deliberate ignorance from a degenerate whore-monger.
Diaper-boy Vitter. Obstructionist Republican.
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salguine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 06:57 PM
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22. What the shit is a fish ladder? I don't know either.
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 07:37 PM
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25. see 8, 9, 23 above. nt
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SharonAnn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 07:01 PM
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24. If he truly doesn't know and hasn't found out before he criticizes it, then he's a
Republican.

Republicans don't know much and they don't want to learn anything they don't know.
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Muttocracy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 07:37 PM
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26. exactly - and I have to wonder if he would say the same thing about gizmos for the defense dept. nt
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-09 08:07 PM
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28. Will somebody give him a wedgie? Preferably while he's in his Man-sized Huggies with his friends
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