I can't help but wonder what was in those heavy boxes that Dick Cheney felt he had to move himself.

[sandrakae]

I find it hard to believe that Dick Cheney actually had to help move boxes. Makes me wonder what was in those boxes that he couldn't trust them to paid movers.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/01/19/cheney-wheelchair-pulling-muscle/

[Horse with no Name]

1. couldn't be all the bodies

One man couldn't carry that much.

[devilgrrl]

2. He was moving barrels with bodies stuffed into them.

eom

[WheelWalker]

3. The yellow cake.

[liberalmuse]

4. Racism.

His back is fine. He does not want to stand to honor Obama. That's my belief and I'm sticking to it.

[tekisui]

10. Mine too. His racist pride was in that box.

He is giving the US and Obama another fuck you. Probably not the last. I am sure he has left gifts all over the place.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

11. Whoa..............

You know what?

I bet you're right. I wouldn't put that level of pettiness and petulance beyond that fucker.

Good catch.

:toast:

[rvablue]

17. Interesting take... I had thought he wanted to "get something out", I think your perspective

is probably more realistic, now that I read it.

So freakin' Cheney!

[Stephanie]

5. The 2001 anthrax

The maps to suitors for Iraqi oilfields, the lists of secret energy panel attendees, the waterboarding instructions.

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Osama bin Laden

[WhiteTara]

7. those records the judge gave him

discretion over.

[midnight]

8. Why is a very wealthy man moving boxes? Beats the

heck out of me. It sure is curious though.

[tekisui]

13. Do you think someone with his wealth, history and health condition

would be moving anything on his own. No way. Even the 'sensitive' objects would likely be locked in a safe, but still moved by the help.

He is either very sick, much sicker and nearer to death than we are let on. Or, he is faking it to insult Obama and the US by not standing, and taking some of the attention.

[Brucie Kibbutz]

9. Probably the fingers and toes of "enemy combatants" and

anyone else he could coax into his dungeon. :spank:

[leftofthedial]

12. It was an entire convoy of tractor-trailer rigs, packed with boxes,

filled with the first part of his evil.

The weight is more than anyone could possibly bear.

[Octafish]

14. Bingo!

Either receipt books, er -- state secrets -- or Swiss gold bearer bonds.

[Chipper Chat]

15. Lyndie England's box of torture toys.

He gets them out every night before he goes to bed and drools on them.

[Wiley50]

16. Remember that $12 billion in shrink-wrapped bundles that went missing? n/t

[Iggo]

18. His man-sized safe.

[orleans]

19. his excuse. what a perfect way for him to sit down and take a little snooze. n/t

[Zookeeper]

20. His contract with Satan for what was left of his soul. n/t

[Eurobabe]

21. WMDs, Osama's frozen body?

:shrug:

[Naturyl]

22. God knows what was in them, but guys wanting to do this themselves is not unusual

Cheney is barely describable as human, but giving him the benefit of the doubt, I do know that some men tend to want to "prove themselves" (to themselves) even when it is ill-advised. It wouldn't be surprising to me if Cheney has over-exerted himself in an effort to feel like he could still do something (besides ruin this nation).

[Incitatus]

23. Snuff films from Abu Ghraib that he used to whack off? nt