Cheney gets the chair

[Stinky The Clown]

According to the White House, and reported by MSNBC, The Dick strained his back moving boxes into his McLean, VA home. He will show up tomorrow in a wheelchair.

I believe this as much as I believe Benito Mussolini was born in Brooklyn, NY in 1963.

There is simply no way that old, decrepit, rich fuck was carrying boxes.

I believe he has had some cardiac incident or, more likely, his condition has sufficiently deteriorated that he is now in a chair.

[oldtime dfl_er]

1. So the transformation will be complete

[muntrv]

2. Is the chair nicknamed Sparky? He certainly deserves it.

[Whoa_Nelly]

3. Boxes of what?

Thought all the papers were already shredded





Must be the silver he's got packed :P

[MrModerate]

4. Mussolini wasn't born in the Bronx?

That's why I flunked that damn history test in 1971.

Seriously, I think Cheney is hoping for a second career as Dr. Strangelove: an "advisor" to Obama.

[El Supremo]

5. Subpoena those boxes! n/m

[spanone]

6. he doesn't get one ounce of sympathy from me.....

[csziggy]

7. He's reverting to his true character

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

8. why should that fuck be there at

all?

[City of Mills]

9. 20 years from now..."You were right, Obama...you were right.."

[Tangerine LaBamba]

10. Is there PAIN involved?

There must be PAIN involved, right?

He can't walk because of the PAIN, yes?

He's in PAIN, is that what you're saying?

[Stinky The Clown]

12. He definitely **causes** pain ........

.... like that currently emanating from my ass.

[Old and In the Way]

11. I wonder if those boxes contained gold bars from the underground vault?

That could have caused his strained back. Otherwise, it's probably a BS excuse to get sympathy tomorrow.

[backscatter712]

13. Man-sized safes are heavy!

Especially when they're filled with soil from Cheney's home...