Police hunt blow-up doll thief after sex shop raids

[rooboy]

A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.

However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.

Business owners believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in the past several days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in at his recently opened shop, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

“It is totally bizarre.

“It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

http://www.cairns.com.au/article/2009/01/07/22431_local-news.html

I love living in this part of the world! :)

[provis99]

1. so that's what Kevin Rudd does for nighttime hijinks!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Exile him to New Zealand!

They have lots and lots of sheep there. He'll undoubtedly be mollified.

[depakid]

3. Probably can't afford the prices at the local brothel...

:dilemma:

[Deja Q]

4. The dolls need to start their own union... to say nothing about DNA evidence left behind...

Scabs would be in the form of cold sores, and union busting would only require a pin.

And did he use them from behind? I mean, the article may as well go all the way for that information worthy of the 9:00 news...

[Skittles]

5. he is treating them like sex objects

oh wait.....:o