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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 02:48 AM
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DEAR WORLD......
Dear World:

The United States of America , your quality supplier of ideals of liberty
and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.

The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has
been located, and the software responsible was replaced Tuesday night,
November 4. Early tests of the newly-installed program indicate that we are
now operating correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by
mid-January.

We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward
to resuming full service ? and hopefully even to improve it in years to
come.

Thank you for your patience and understanding,

The USA
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 05:20 AM
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1. Excellent!! Very clever. Recommended... and thanks.
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 12:08 AM
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5. thanks for the rec!!
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lamp_shade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 04:52 AM
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10. ..
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lonestarnot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 05:40 AM
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2. Here here! K & R
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 12:09 AM
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6. Thanks!! eom
:hi:
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Usrename Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 08:30 AM
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3. We will continue the development of Service Pac 2...
... the upgrade to uninstall Scalia and reinstall critical logical operators.
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 12:10 AM
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7. Great Addition!!
:hi:
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hbskifreak Donating Member (43 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-01-09 10:21 PM
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4. two thumbs up
hilarious, great post!

A
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 12:12 AM
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8. Thanks for the comment...
and WELCOME to DU...right glad ta have ya!!!:hi:
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Ecumenist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 12:12 AM
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9. Kick-kickety kick!
:kick:
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LeftishBrit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 05:22 AM
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11. Dear USA
Thank you very much from Britain.

We apologize too, because our last socialist model was seriously faulty and in breach of the Trades Description Act, and spread viruses to and from your faulty software, instead of providing protection against them.
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kywildcat Donating Member (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 06:06 AM
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12. Kick-thank you for this. n/t
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 06:28 AM
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13. Kicking this wee gem.
Thank you and Happy New Year Ecumenist :)


:hi: :hug: :bounce: :toast:
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-02-09 07:49 AM
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14. Brilliant. K+R!!
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