Man chucks chicken into 7/11.

[Swede]

Workers at a Tisdale 7-Eleven had their feathers ruffled this week when a supposed animal rights activist barged into the store and threw a live chicken into the cooked chicken display case on the front counter.

"Chicken is murder," the man clucked before taking flight in a red pickup truck.

The incident occurred at about 10:30 p.m. on Monday.

Shortly after, an individual tossed two live chickens through the back door of a local gas station and flew the coop in a small blue car.

It's unknown if the two incidents are connected.

"Police do suspect fowl play," chuckled RCMP spokesperson Sgt. Carole Raymond.

http://www.canada.com/saskatoonstarphoenix/news/third_page/story.html?id=745e8f7a-0cee-4098-a44b-054639ded3c1

[Orrex]

1. There was a guy who used to chuck his chicken at the 7/11 where I worked in Austin

That's the store #12705 at South 5th and Oltorf, by the way, which is no longer a 7/11.


Anyway, he'd come in to "use" the bathroom every other night or so, and...

:puke:

[high density]

2. The question is, will Obama invite him to the inauguration?

And if not, why does Obama so anti-chickens?

[DJ13]

3. Theres no lower form of life than a chicken chucker

[Orrex]

5. What about a cock soaker?

Nobody likes a wet rooster.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

4. What A Wacko.

[Hanse]

6. As god as my witness...

fill in the rest.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

7. I Wonder If He's A Virgin.

If so, I could sing "how many chicks would a chicken chucker fuck if a chicken chucker could fuck chicks"

[HopeFor2006]

8. "threw a live chicken into the cooked chicken display case "

oh my

[beac]

9. In other news, a man was seen spanking monkeys and flogging dolphins outside the local zoo.

Said police, "We will get to the bottom of this even if we have to rough up the suspect by slapping him with a salami."