Palin Offers a List of Thankfulnesses for Thanksgiving.

[Ichingcarpenter]

In order to celebrate Thanksgiving, Alaska Governor Sarah Palin today issued what she called "my list of thankfulnesses":


The first thankfulness being that I'm thankful for this turkey, and also too for the metal funnel thingy that cut the turkey's head clean off while it was flapping its wings trying to get out and all. That was fun.


The next thankfulness being that I'm thankful that Levi is going to marry our Bristol, and I'm hoping also that we'll know soon what his location is.


Another thankfulness too being that I'm thankful for Sen. Ted Stevens, because compared to what he did and all it doesn't seem like a big deal if you tried to get some dumb old trooper fired.


My next thankfulness being I have thankfulness for our President-elect Barack Obama, and proudness, too, even though he probably is spending Thanksgiving palling around with Bill Ayres and Osama bin Laden and the Unabomber also.


A darned important thankfulness being I'm sure thankful that when the lawyers from the RNC came to take back all of that clothing they didn't check under Piper's bed. Good job, Piper!


And my last thankfulness, which I saved for last because it is the most important thankfulness, would be the turkey again also. I'm thankful that God created turkeys with so many tiny little bones in them and also too I hope Katie Couric chokes on one.

http://www.borowitzreport.com/article.aspx?ID=6963

[Ecumenist]

1. When will sociopathic bitch get the hell off the national stage?

I'm just EXTREMELY thankful that she's not anywhere within 2000 miles of the oval office! Thank you Jesus!!:applause: :applause: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :applause: :applause:

[ProgressiveFool]

2. I wonder how long it'll take people to realize that that is satire

It's pretty spot-on, really.

[uppityperson]

3. you betcha'! wink (I love the last one, "would be the turkey again also")