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Edited on Tue Nov-11-08 11:54 PM by MichaelHarris
It's just too icky going over there. We all knew Fox News viewers were batshit crazy but seeing is really believing. I harken back to O'Reillys outrage over comments left at The Daily KOS and Huffington post, I use the word "outrage" loosely here. I remember the hatred at Palin campaign stops and the Few at Fox that condemned it. I think their own message boards should be required reading for them, they really need to understand the hate they spread. Mainstream Republicans are running away from this, soon Fox will stand alone as the network for far-right loons.
Well here it is, the last of the best of:
"Or Maybe, If they had intelligence tests for voters, we wouldn't have Osama in the White House!!" Constitution anyone?
"What would Jesus do? Let me tell you what He DID say. In biblical times, they didn’t have rifles, the lethal arm of choice then was the sword. To set the stage, Jesus and the Apostles are in the Garden of Gethsemene, and He was preparing them for troubled times ahead. He knew He would die on the cross, and for a while things would be tough for them. He said, “…one who does not have a sword should sell his cloak and buy one.” So Jesus would be buying Glocks?
"OBAMA may have tried to ban guns in IL where he could impose his will over his homies but he is not stupid enough to try with the good ol'boy network! For all you Liberals, it's not a racist thing, it's a fact! "Homies? Good Ole Boys? Ohhh I see, it's not racial at all.
"We are not stockpiling for fear of losing our rights, we are stockpiling because we now whats coming!"Peace and Prosperity?
"I suggest that everyone purchase a weapon and plenty of ammunition. Don't think for a minute that the liberals of the left, who are now in power, will overlook the issue of the right to own weapons. NEVER trust the left or any politician for that matter. Given the way an Obama administration looks, we may be using our weapons to defend the Constitution."Did you get the new Timothy McVey poster yet? It rocks!
"Buy Now Buy Often: After Obama guts the military budget to fund his private army the armed American will be the thing left protecting OUR nation and its citizen's."I hear you'll soon get trading stamps for each purchase. 75 stamps gets a cool Chuck Norris exercise video
"I am one of those Americans who “cling to their God and their guns” and I for one am stocking up on needed supplies in anticipation of another “ban”.Don't forget the Twinkess and Vienna Sausages for the end times. You may have to shoot Jesus, I hear he likes Twinkees
"He wouldn't take away our gun rights but he would never come to my own house and take my guns. I have a 308. win mag and a 22. semi auto 10 shot long rifle. I am 14 years old and a diehard coservative and have killed 3 deer and have been fishing probably several hundred times. I am a diehard country boy and I am a God fearing America loving conservative who "clings to my guns and religion". If he decided to come to my house and take my guns I would tell them to send Barrack over himself to take my guns from my cold hard hands How's that homeschooling working out for you?
"White people are plain cowards if you are afraid of just one black guy. You guys are the majority! You have more money, more power, and more guns! What are you so afraid of? If he tried anything funny, he would be dead before supper and you white people know it!" I'm actually going to report this one to the Secret Service, no humor here at all
As a die-hard Liberal I said to myself, "Myself, maybe I should buy a gun to defend myself from these kooks. I went with the Playstation 3, it's a lot more fun"
Michael Harris, armed only with a Playstation 3
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